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That is the advice I would give the unfortunate adventurer who has aimlessly wandered into
this topic my evil lair. Your lives would be forfeit had I not given each of you the right to challenge me, ActionDan, EVIL CHESS EXPERT AND GENERAL LIVES-IN-CAVE RESIDENT CRAZY DARK WIZARD SCIENCIST-ALCHEMIST GUY, to a game of chess; I do it to lord my superior intelligence over the rest of you lesser-mortals. Did I mention that in the absolutely certain event of you losing the game, my magically imbued, 20 foot tall, and fully armed-to-the-teeth-with-pointy-things chess pieces will rip your body to shreds as you scream for mercy. I also find that highly amusing. If for some Godforsaken reason one of you more clever knaves manage to draw the game, I will begrudgingly allow you a onetime pass to exit without incident, but you'd be a fool to come back! Did some rapscallion just suggest that they may be able to WIN! Perish the thought! And you mongrels will perish with it! None can defeat me! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I shall make this a chess simul exhibition. Anyone can sign up, and I'll have signups last two days. I shall give everyone one day to play a move, and I shall give myself one day to think about a reply for everyone before posting a wall with everyone's ongoing games and my
reply bolded in green. Previous moves will simply be bolded. I request you guys post the full game with your reply bolded in w/e color tickles your fancy (while leaving previous moves, including my previous reply, simply bolded). An understanding of chess notation is required. Use
ALGEBRAIC NOTATION. Also, if you don't have enough space to keep a chessboard with the game standing around, just use something like this: http://www.chess.com/analysis-board-editor.html
Everybody gets 3 passes. if you do not post a move by deadline, I will interpret that as passing, and allow you to wait until I reply to everyone else (basically each pass gives you an additional 2 days to think of your move). After you use 3 passes, and fail to make deadline again, I will declare myself the winner, and you shall be shredded by my minions. I, however, may award myself a V/LA or the equivlent by my own discretion. I will always reply to everyone at the same time.
YOU WILL ALL BE PLAYING BLACK. That's what happens in simuls.
Signups begin now! You have until
The fifth move by WHITE to sign up.
Signups are now closedThe ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below - Scumveritas
- Dormio
- MySTKing
- Kilgamayan
- Rou You Can
- Arcorann
- Omba
- PaWoSangchul
- TheHero
- HappyHippo
- Affinity
yellow - red = in trouble
Ongoing Games:
ACTIONDAN vs. PX - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE. AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation - FINAL
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+ 6.Be3 e6 7.Nc3 Qh4 8.Nf3 Qf6 9.Nxa4 g6 10.Nc3 Bh6 11.Be2 Bxe3 12.fxe3 b6 13.O-O Bb7 14.Qd2 Nh6 15.Ne5 Qg5 16.Bf3 Bxf3 17.Rxf3 f6 18.Ne4 Qh4 19.Nxf6+ Ke7 20.Rf4 Qg5 21.h4 Qg3 22.Ne4 Rxa3 23.Rxa3 Qxf4 24.exf4 Kf8 25.Qb4+ c5 26.Qxb6 Kg7 27.Qc7+ Nd7 28.Qxd7+ Nf7 29.Qxf7+ Kh6 30.Rh3 cxd4 31.Ng4+ Kh5 32.Nef6#ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4 6.Qg4 Nc6 7.Qxe4 Bb4+ 8.c3 Ba5 9.Nf3 O-O 10.O-O Rf5 11.Qg4 h5 12.Qg6 b6 13.b4 Ba6 14.Re1 Bd3 15.Qg3 Qf8 16.bxa5 Nxa5 17.Nh4 Rf4 18.Bxf4ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O Nc6 6.c3 Nf6 7.d4 Nxe4 8.d5 Ne5 9.Re1 Nf6 10.Nxe5 dxe5 11.Rxe5 e6 12.c4 Bd6 13.Re1 O-O-O 14.Nc3ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qh4 6.Nc3 d6 7.Nd5 Bg4 8.Qd2 Rc8 9.Bb5 Bd7 10.Nf5 Qxe4 11.Nxg7+ Kf8 12.Nh5 a6 13.Be2 Nb4 14.Bh6+ ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3 cxd4 6.O-O Bc5 7.Re1 Nge7 8.Nbd2 Ng6 9.Nb3 Bb6 10.Bxg6ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5 6.exd5 Nf6 7.Nc3 O-O 8.f3 Bf5 9.Bc4 Rd8 10.Nge2 c6 11.dxc6 Nxc6 12.a3 Re8 13.b4 Bd6 14.O-O Re7ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5 6.d5 Bf7 7.Bb5+ Nd7 8.Qe2+ Ne7 9.d6 a6 10.Bg5 h6 11.O-O-O hxg5 12.dxe7 Bxe7 13.Rxd7 axb5 14.Rxd8ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred" (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5 6.Ne2 g4 7.f3 c4 8.d3 Bh6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.c3 Kf7 11.d4 Qb6 12.Bf4 Bh4+ 13.Ng3 Ra6 14.Kd2ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6 6.gxh5 dxe5 7.h6 Bf6 8.d5 c5 9.h4 Rg8 10.Bg5 Bxg5 11.hxg5 e6 12.Bb5+ Bd7 13.dxe6 fxe6 14.Qd6ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3 Qf6 6.Nb5 Bxe3 7.fxe3 Qh4+ 8.g3 Qd8 9.Qg4 g6 10.Qf4 d6 11.Bc4 Ne5 12.O-O Bh3 13.Bxf7+ Kd7 14.Rd1ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6 6.O-O cxd4 7.Nxd4 Nc6 8.Nb3 Qc7 9.Nd5 Qb8 10.c3 Nf6 11.Nxf6 Bxf6 12.Bh6 Qc7 13.f4 Bd7 14.Kh1 Qc8deadline ~week
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