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Omba

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2011, 05:36:57 AM »
Trying to goad me into taking en passant :V
Hey, it would be hilarious if you actually did it, right? :V

Pesco

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #31 on: November 11, 2011, 06:47:41 AM »
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6

FinnKaenbyou

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #32 on: November 11, 2011, 08:50:30 AM »
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5

Hero999

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2011, 03:00:12 PM »
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2011, 06:07:32 PM »
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2011, 08:07:10 PM »
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6

herp

(For the record, I briefly considered going full moron with either d6 or, better yet, f6, but a part of me does want to make this remotely competitive.)
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2011, 08:30:10 PM »
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6

herp

(For the record, I briefly considered going full moron with either d6 or, better yet, f6, but a part of me does want to make this remotely competitive.)

There are other decent possiblities.  Along with Nc6, there is d6, Nf6, d5, f5, and even Be6 to choose from.

d6 is called philidor's defense and it's one of the oldest around.  It gives white a slight initiative, but it's quite solid.  f6, as you note, is quite terrible, it's almost a forced loss right from the get-go.  I am absolutely sure all games will diverge at some point, especially with the surprises coming up for a few of you guys :3.  You should feel like making this competitive!  Your matching wits against your fellow comrades in arms and me as well.   it's also the spirit of chess to fight with all you've got.

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Conqueror

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2011, 11:14:41 PM »
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6
« Last Edit: November 11, 2011, 11:18:09 PM by MySTKing »


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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2011, 11:50:25 PM »
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5

ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #39 on: November 12, 2011, 06:37:06 PM »
The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below
  • Scumveritas
  • Dormio
  • MySTKing
  • Kilgamayan
  • Rou You Can
  • Arcorann
  • Omba
  • PaWoSangchul
  • TheHero
  • HappyHippo
  • Affinity

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Scotch Game
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Scotch Game
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4

Soon after the players played their 2nd moves... only to be met with a swift reply, a voice seemed to echo from the entrance, "H-Hello?! I have the pizza you ordered, Miss Kei-Keine."  Deathly silence followed which in turn was followed by a much meeker, "H-He-Hello?  Is anyone there?"  Affinity's already demurrable facial expression quickly transformed to one of eyes wide open and mouth agape in response to a monolithic giant guardian rook sliding along the granite floor at breakneck speed.  Affinity had only time enough to think, "Why isn't static friction stopping it!" before he both realized that static friction was the wrong kind of friction in this case and that he had been grabbed by his shirt collar and was being dragged across the stony floor just as fast as the rook had been moving towards him.

A few moments later Affinity was tossed underhand and sprawled uncomfortably in front of ActionDan who bellowed, "How dare someone disturb my exhibition!  What is your purpose here boy?"  Affinity could not but give a squeak, "b-uh-but, I was sent here, I have my orders!" and in a moment, with the assistance of the massive amounts of adrenaline coursing through his entire body, Affinity produced a paper slip detailing the order of two pies, one plain and one mushroom, to be sent to the Evil cave.

"Damn it!, which one of you loons ordered a pizza?"
While most everyone shuffled nerviously, none of the players uttered a word.
"HA! It must have been some fat hill troll playing you for a fool."  "Well now you're a doomed fool!  For those who enter my evil liar shall never again see the light of day!"
Whilst the chess pieces all started to rattle, ActionDan thought for moment, but not longer, and said, "I suppose you have the same pitiful right as the others to play a game of chess with me, or would you rather face torment and agony this instant?"
All Affinity could do was shake his head madly and squeeze out in short breaths, "I'll play, I'll play!"
"So be it!"
Soon an unused board lit up and a pawn laconically moved two spaces ahead.
"Now go mongrol, and take your pizza with you... TO YOUR DOOM!  MWUHAHAHAHAHA!"

Affinity, pizza delivery boy, has joined the game and supplied pizza to everyone!

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: ???
1.e4



Deadline is 2PM EST 11/13/11 except for Affinity whose deadline is 2AM EST 11/13/11.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2011, 08:19:16 PM by ActionDan »

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Hero999

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #40 on: November 12, 2011, 06:43:29 PM »
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6

ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #41 on: November 12, 2011, 06:52:01 PM »

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Kilgamayan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #42 on: November 12, 2011, 07:02:49 PM »
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #43 on: November 12, 2011, 07:29:07 PM »
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4

Dan, you're so bold here, I have no choice then.
I think my move is alike to another person, why dont u use different moves on us, Dan O_O

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #44 on: November 12, 2011, 07:55:34 PM »
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6

ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #45 on: November 12, 2011, 08:13:28 PM »
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4

Dan, you're so bold here, I have no choice then.
I think my move is alike to another person, why dont u use different moves on us, Dan O_O

Don't speak out of line, Fool!  I have a particularly EVIL variation planned for the both of you.  O, How I will enjoy seeing you squirm!  >:D

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #46 on: November 12, 2011, 08:37:08 PM »
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5

FinnKaenbyou

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #47 on: November 12, 2011, 09:10:59 PM »
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5

Affinity

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #48 on: November 12, 2011, 10:02:41 PM »
Chess lairs are... interesting.  Anyways.

1. e4 g6

Conqueror

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #49 on: November 12, 2011, 10:08:53 PM »
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #50 on: November 12, 2011, 10:11:31 PM »
Chess lairs are... interesting.  Anyways.

1. e4 g6

1. e4 g6 2.d4


So many blues, are you all depressed about facing your certain deaths already?

Also your deadline shall be unchanged :3
« Last Edit: November 12, 2011, 10:13:40 PM by ActionDan »

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Pesco

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #51 on: November 12, 2011, 10:12:20 PM »
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5

ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #52 on: November 12, 2011, 10:15:15 PM »
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5

I like how keine is moving the same piece in the opening twice, she should know better.

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Arcorann

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #53 on: November 13, 2011, 12:06:42 AM »
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5

Looks like Keine will have to invoke her ability soon...

Meanwhile:

1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5

Affinity

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #54 on: November 13, 2011, 06:26:30 AM »
1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7

ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #55 on: November 13, 2011, 04:42:26 PM »
1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7

1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7 3.Nc3

I changed your deadline to 11PM EST 11/13/11
« Last Edit: November 13, 2011, 04:49:00 PM by ActionDan »

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Omba

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #56 on: November 13, 2011, 07:50:05 PM »
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6

I missed a deadline there, didn't I?

ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #57 on: November 13, 2011, 08:18:18 PM »
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6

I missed a deadline there, didn't I?

Yes, but luckily I wasn't around to see it :3

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #58 on: November 13, 2011, 09:12:28 PM »
Don't speak out of line, Fool!  I have a particularly EVIL variation planned for the both of you.  O, How I will enjoy seeing you squirm!  >:D

So nanoka~ ^_^

Affinity

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #59 on: November 13, 2011, 10:48:50 PM »
1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5