Author Topic: Action This Dan, Action This Knight (Simul Chess thread)  (Read 61450 times)

ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #60 on: November 14, 2011, 09:37:53 PM »
The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below
  • Scumveritas
  • Dormio
  • MySTKing
  • Kilgamayan
  • Rou You Can
  • Arcorann
  • Omba
  • PaWoSangchul
  • TheHero
  • HappyHippo
  • Affinity

Ongoing Games:

ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4,Nxd4

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 c5 4.Nf3

ActionDan raises an eyebrow ever so slightly after the pizza boy makes his third move.  "Hmm, I should pay a little more attention to this young one.."

Deadline is 6PM EST 11/15/11
« Last Edit: November 14, 2011, 09:40:55 PM by ActionDan »

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Dormio Ergo Sum

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #61 on: November 14, 2011, 09:43:55 PM »
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5

PX

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #62 on: November 14, 2011, 09:53:22 PM »
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5

Omba

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #63 on: November 14, 2011, 10:39:33 PM »
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5

Hero999

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #64 on: November 15, 2011, 12:33:57 AM »
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5

Shadoweh

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #65 on: November 15, 2011, 01:46:32 AM »
I AM NOT PLAYING CHESS DON'T ADD ME
But for us mortals that can't read math, might I suggest the overlord Dan uploads some pictures of the gamestate say, every five moves?


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ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #66 on: November 15, 2011, 01:56:49 AM »
I AM NOT PLAYING CHESS DON'T ADD ME
But for us mortals that can't read math, might I suggest the overlord Dan uploads some pictures of the gamestate say, every five moves?

Not a bad idea at all.  I have no idea how to post them directly so everyone can see in thread.  I've always had to be forced to use the hyperlink option.  But that's kinda boring :<

Since a stray shadoweh wandered in here and is begging for me to spare her life... hmm, what to do?  henceforth Shadoweh shall be my EVIL mascot.  Her powers allow for jibing the participants to demotivate them, thus giving me an additional pyschological advantage.

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Shadoweh

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #67 on: November 15, 2011, 02:00:32 AM »
D: B-but I'm a motivational speaker! Demotivational Posters aren't townie! ;_;

Uhm I always took pictures and uploaded to imageshack? Hyperlink text whatevers would be okay too I guess.


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Omba

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #68 on: November 15, 2011, 03:45:23 AM »
Shadoweh: You're just too lazy to paste the moves into that chess board thing I linked. :V

Anyway, if you want to have pictures visible inside the thread, just use [ img ] (link to image) [ / img ] (without the whitespace inside the [ ]).

Kilgamayan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #69 on: November 15, 2011, 03:49:09 AM »
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
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Pesco

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #70 on: November 15, 2011, 06:46:29 AM »
Anyway, if you want to have pictures visible inside the thread, just use [ img ] (link to image) [ / img ] (without the whitespace inside the [ ]).

Remember not to hotlink.

There can be no board for the Trollcow WTF. The game makes more sense when played completely blind.

1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5

Arcorann

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #71 on: November 15, 2011, 07:51:21 AM »
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5
« Last Edit: November 15, 2011, 09:38:43 PM by Arcorann »

Conqueror

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #72 on: November 15, 2011, 08:07:07 AM »
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7


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ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #73 on: November 15, 2011, 02:41:07 PM »
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc4

That move is illegal.  Did you mean 4... Bc5?

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #74 on: November 15, 2011, 06:54:40 PM »

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #75 on: November 15, 2011, 09:20:19 PM »
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4,Nxd4 Bc5
I almost forgot about this chess game, blame Skyrim  =___=

Arcorann

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #76 on: November 15, 2011, 09:38:06 PM »
That move is illegal.  Did you mean 4... Bc5?

Yeah, it was a typo. Fixed.

ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #77 on: November 15, 2011, 11:31:45 PM »
Looks >_>

<_<

Well I'll give Affinity another 2 hours since I think ~timezones~ are in play here before giving a pass. (I currently think his game is the most dangerous for me)

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Affinity

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #78 on: November 16, 2011, 12:31:09 AM »
It's a pretty... interesting opening.  Not sure how principled it is though.

1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5

ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #79 on: November 17, 2011, 02:25:52 AM »
Maybe I'll post an update later tonight, but.. I'm kinda tired from the day and I haven't thought too much about some of the games. (Affinity and Acrocann I'm looking at you.)  Affinity... what exactly is your strength?  I have reason to believe you are no patzer.

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ActionDan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #80 on: November 19, 2011, 01:52:32 AM »
ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE.  AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4

ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4

ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ Bd7 4.Bxd7+ Qxd7 5.O-O

ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Be3

ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5 c5 4.Nf3 Nc6 5.Bd3

ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5

ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4

ActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred"  (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5

ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense, trying to be King's Indian or a Pirc.
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4

ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Open Scotch
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 exd4 4.Nxd4 Bc5 5.Bc5

ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening: Modern Defense - Pterodactyl
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2

Deadline is 10PM EST 11/20/11

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Dormio Ergo Sum

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #81 on: November 19, 2011, 01:54:24 AM »
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4 e6 4.Bd3 f5 5.Bxe4 fxe4

PX

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #82 on: November 19, 2011, 02:13:55 AM »
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3 d5 4.exd5 Qxd5 5.c4 Qe4+

Hero999

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #83 on: November 19, 2011, 02:21:23 AM »
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.e5 Nh5 5.g4 d6

Omba

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #84 on: November 19, 2011, 04:06:10 AM »
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.p Bxe6 4.Nc3 f5 5.d4 c5

Affinity

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #85 on: November 19, 2011, 07:39:24 AM »
One shouldn't judge things just on the opening.... I have a penchant for strange openings and stuff like that, but calculations-wise I'm pretty average.

1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3. Nc3 c5 4.Nf3 Qa5 5.Be2 d6

Omba

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #86 on: November 19, 2011, 07:44:26 AM »
I'm pretty sure the opening being strange was not what he was concerned about. Seriously. :V

Pesco

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #87 on: November 19, 2011, 05:00:59 PM »
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3 g5 4.a3 a5 5.e5 c5

Arcorann

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #88 on: November 19, 2011, 11:20:49 PM »
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5 exd5 4.Qb3 Bc5 5.Qxd5 Qxd5

Kilgamayan

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Re: Knight on f8 and there is no mate!
« Reply #89 on: November 20, 2011, 01:12:17 AM »
Can_I_request_a_one-day_extention?_This_convention_has_been_very_involved.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"