You guys have items to spend, you know//As I've mentioned before, "the greatest aren't always tall and intimidating"
//(Insert Name Here=Shmup Loon)
>"Hey it's S***p L**n! Alright, Vocally harm that giant spider there Shmup Loon. (Short for Shoot-em-up_Lunatic of course~ :derp:)!"
Your summon has been named "Shmup Loon."
[1]+1
The spider's ear drums vibrate many times per second. -40 HP
>Adapt to the need for a weapon and get a melee one,
[2]+1
You find a dull steel sword on the ground. +[2]*5 = +10 permanent ATK, until the sword gets disappeared, devoured, erased from existence,
broken, etc.
then dashing slice to the spider's limbs!
[4]+1
The spider loses [4] legs. -358 HP
> Keep a particular distance from that thing as you continue your ranged assault on all things apparently hoping to eat you!
[5]+1
You find a random crumbling stone pillar on the plain plain, and climb up it. It seems to be holding you up, and you determine that it's going to collapse in [5]+1 = 6 turns. -300 HP
>...
>Place debuff on metaphorical table.
>Metaphorical table flip.
[4]+1
The debuff goes flying everywhere, but it comes back, weakened. You will lose your debuff in 6-[5] = 1 turn.
>Aim at the spider.
[4]+1
You have great aim, by the way.
A spider, huh?
> KILL IT WITH FIRE
[5]+1
aUsernameIsFineToo used Flamethrower! It's super effective! -90 HP
>Obligatory "Thanks, Satan"
>Satan should use hellfire on spider. Fires can cancel each other out, so this should work?
[3]+1
Half works. Somewhat. -289 HP
>Fry the spider with sun power too. Because why not.
[2]+1
It starts sizzling, at least. -20 HP
I could be cool and chill out for a bit or....
>Flip debuff on its head and get ice armour/weapons instead. Also pray that good RNG doesn't keep giving me the cold shoulder :V
[1]+1
The RNG gives you the cold shoulder. A literal one. It's sitting right next to your ice block. It doesn't seem to want to hammer you out of the ice.
Eat part of the cooked bird for a boost of energy, as everyone else just burns the spider down.
[4]+1
Mmm, chicken. Healed 133 HP.
> Sic the raptors on the spider.
[3]+1
Around half of them attack the spider. The other half are still eating chicken. -200 HP
BOSS ATTACKThe spider decides to shoot some web.
[2]+1
A coin flip and dice roll determine [Tails] (=odd) and [1], which means Kappa gets hit. Kappa loses 132 HP.
Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 5620 - 1207 = 4413
ATK: 265
Next attack: [6] turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None
Kappa: HP: 108 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 ATK: 90 Item: 25 insta-revives | Kasu: HP: 360 ATK: 300
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Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock HP: 40 ATK: 40 Ally: Satan (HP: 664 | ATK 434) (gone in 4)
| Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120 |
FlamingRok HP: 163 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4 | Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10 |
Mr Jovial HP: 30 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 47 ATK: 0 (for 1, revert to 40) |
Miniking HP: 170 ATK: 420 + 10 (sword) = 430 Shmup Loon (gone in 5): HP: 140 | ATK: 120 |