Roll to Dodge 2: Boss Rush Edition

[LaserTurtle]

>Break fourth wall to move the (will die in a rift in 3) text to the boss current effects list

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

> Upon revival, cause the enemy to die out of sheer will.

[Mr Jovial]

The RNG does not appreciate being used as a club. Boss loses 1666 HP

>Fiiine, wield it completely differently and use it like a mace, which is 100% completely unrelated to a club  :derp:

[Failure McFailFace]

it's spring break i should be updating more

I'm still amazed at how I can consistently come back to life with that command in every RtD I've ever played. Too bad it only works once a game. ;>;

> Apply flamethrower to firefly.

[2]
In this case, a glass (ground?)/bug type is resistant to fire. -100HP

>Engulf fist in flames, and punch the firefly.

-106 HP

>Engulf firefly in nuclear fire. Then add more fire to that.

[1]
Whoops. You put the fire right where you're standing. DEAD OF RADIATION POISONING FOR [3]

> Shoot, forgot my toothbrush, lemme just grab that and... Okay, return to the living properly this time.

[6]
When you when to grab you're toothbrush, the dead give you a trinket from the living. [ITEM ACQUIRED] "Living Trinket": raises roll by [4] when used. Can be used once.oh shit

>Break fourth wall to move the (will die in a rift in 3) text to the boss current effects list

[4]
... I don't know how to do this one. Maybe you put the rift far enough away from the boss so that it's now 5 turns away from instadeath? idk (lost "Will die in a rift", Boss gains "will die in a rift" in 5)

> Upon revival, cause the enemy to die out of sheer will.

[5]
The firefly's will to live is now gone. -75 hp

>Fiiine, wield it completely differently and use it like a mace, which is 100% completely unrelated to a club  :derp:

[2]
The RNG at least likes being a mace rather than a club. -1,666 hp. The RNG returns to his heavenly throne.


WARNING: BOSS ATTACK IN 2

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Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 5150
ATK: 120
Next attack: 2 turns
Status: Rift Death in 5
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Current effects:
None

Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60	aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 ATK: 90	Kasu: (Double HP for 2) HP: 360 (x2) ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90	an unmatched sock (Confident for 3 [Damage * 10]) (dead for 3) HP: 40 ATK: 40	Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120
FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160	Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4	Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10
Mr Jovial HP: 30 ATK: 50	Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240	LaserTurtle HP: 14 ATK: 40

[Patorikku]

> Ranged assault on the bug! Throw many pointy and not-so-pointy objects at it. Except that trinket; don't throw that.

[Kasu]

> BIRD OF PREY JAB.

[LaserTurtle]

>Heal self with the power of smooth jazz.

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

> Become immortal.

(I'm sure nothing can go wrong...)

[Mr Jovial]

It's a firefly right? Therefore:

>Spray firefly with fire extinguisher, a CO2 one specifically. That should hopefully inflict a cold debuff and slow down the next boss attack. This will never work; I'm doing the logic.

[FlamingRok]

>Cast a wind spell to blow the firefly closer to the rift!

[Failure McFailFace]

I'M BACK AFTER 2 MONTHS OF LAZY

> Ranged assault on the bug! Throw many pointy and not-so-pointy objects at it. Except that trinket; don't throw that.

[3]
Mildly effective. -150 hp

> BIRD OF PREY JAB.

[1]
YOU BRED RAPTORS?!?!?!? Eaten by velociraptors for [1]

>Heal self with the power of smooth jazz.

[note]healing = negative damage. Healing is limited by your attack.
The HP given to you is a "base" HP for when you die. You can exceed this "base" by healing or heart containers or golden apples or something else[/note]
[5]
Healed 33 HP.

> Become immortal.

(I'm sure nothing can go wrong...)

[3]
Half-immortal. You can live for [1]*[5]*[5] = 25 years. AKA 25 insta-revives.
ITEM ACQUIRED: 25 insta-revives

It's a firefly right? Therefore:

>Spray firefly with fire extinguisher, a CO2 one specifically. That should hopefully inflict a cold debuff and slow down the next boss attack. This will never work; I'm doing the logic.

[1]
You froze yourself. Will thaw out in [3].

>Cast a wind spell to blow the firefly closer to the rift!

[6]
Your wind spell was so powerful, the firefly gets thrown into the rift, dies, and the rift closes. [size=20]BOSS IS DEAD[/size]
The RNG congratulates you all on your second boss kill. You are granted the "Lucky" buff for [2] turns. Will increase roll by [1].
NEW BOSS: BIRD-BIRD-KILL-IT-IT'S-EVIL

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Boss: A Bird Girl
HP: [1]*[5]*[5]*[1]*10 = 250 //wat is this
ATK: [6]*[6]*[6] = 216
Next attack: [5] turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
Lucky (for 2):
+1 to roll

Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60	aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 ATK: 90 Item: 25 insta-revives	Kasu: (Double HP for 1) (Digesting for 1) HP: 360 (x2) ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90	an unmatched sock (Confident for 2 [Damage * 10]) (dead for 3) HP: 40 ATK: 40	Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120
FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160	Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4	Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10
Mr Jovial (Thawing in 3) HP: 30 ATK: 50	Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240	LaserTurtle HP: 47 ATK: 40

[Neovereign]

^{Mini: "Aha! Finally another RNG to defy. Send me into that dimension Sky! Sokyuusayaa: Okay. Good luc-err, do your best!"}
>/In
"Now RNG, it's time to show you how Adaption triumphs against luck!"
>Summon someone to aid me in this fight.

[an unmatched sock]

>Whoops, forgot to do anything last time. Anyway, devil bird with satan-power attack.
>Like that Greek fellow who made wings with feathers and wax, let's melt this bird's wings off! Burn it with sun power!

[Patorikku]

> Continued ranged assault!

[Kasu]

> Take control of the velociraptors and allow them to acquire a taste for chicken.

[FlamingRok]

Well looks like I'm going to update my game sometime today too

Engulf fist into flames once more and punch that bird. I'm looking for a nice meal at the very least.

[LaserTurtle]

>Those stats are terrifying. Debuff its attack, quick!

[Mr Jovial]

>Gravitate over to the nearest source of warmth, regardless of what it is, in an attempt to not look like I lost to Cirno.

[Failure McFailFace]

^{Mini: "Aha! Finally another RNG to defy. Send me into that dimension Sky! Sokyuusayaa: Okay. Good luc-err, do your best!"}
>/In

Stats:
HP: [6](+1)*[1](+1)*10 = 170
ATK: [6](+1)*[5](+1)*10 = 420 BLAZE IT
you chose a great time to /in. gratz, you have the highest attack

"Now RNG, it's time to show you how Adaption triumphs against luck!"
>Summon someone to aid me in this fight.

[4] (+1)
You summon a(n) (insert name here). It will be gone in [5](+1) = 6 turns.
Summon stats:
HP: [6](+1)*[1](+1)*10 = 140
ATK: [5](+1)*[1](+1)*10 = 120

>Whoops, forgot to do anything last time. Anyway, devil bird with satan-power attack.

[5] (+1)
Satan was bored and decided to be your ally, and release you from death. He has [6][6][4] HP and [4][3][4] ATK. He will be gone in [4]+1 = 5 turns.dammit so close
-40 * 10  = -400 HP - 434 = -834 HP. No kill like overkill. gratz you killed the boss with a single attack. *clap clap*

>Like that Greek fellow who made wings with feathers and wax, let's melt this bird's wings off! Burn it with sun power!

[3]+1
Some feathers molt off. -26 - 434 = -460 HP I SAID NO MORE OVERKILL

> Continued ranged assault!

[5]+1
-300 HP STOP

Well looks like I'm going to update my game sometime today too

Engulf fist into flames once more and punch that bird. I'm looking for a nice meal at the very least.

[6]+1
Tada~ free KFC! Boss is dead. (even though we killed it on the second person)

>Those stats are terrifying. Debuff its attack, quick!

[1]+1
You accidentally debuff your attack so much that you're barely strong enough to stand up. -40 ATK for [6]+1 = 7 turns.

> Take control of the velociraptors and allow them to acquire a taste for chicken.

[4]
Clever girl. They're happily eating FlamingRok's family recipe oven-roasted fried chicken^TM.

>Gravitate over to the nearest source of warmth, regardless of what it is, in an attempt to not look like I lost to Cirno.

[1]+1
nope no heat except for the fried chicken. you're still thawing, but you get rid of a turn, at least.
NEW BOSS: AAAAAAAAA IT'S A GIANT SPIDER NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: [5][6][2]*10 = 5620
ATK: [2][6][5]
Next attack: [1] turns //WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
Status: None
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Current effects:
Lucky (for 1):
+1 to roll

Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60	aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 ATK: 90 Item: 25 insta-revives	Kasu: HP: 360 ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90	an unmatched sock (Confident for 1 [Damage * 10]) HP: 40 ATK: 40 Ally: Satan (HP: 664 | ATK 434) (gone in 5)	Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120
FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160	Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4	Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10
Mr Jovial (Thawing in 1) HP: 30 ATK: 50	Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240	LaserTurtle HP: 47 ATK: 0 (for 7, revert to 40)
Miniking HP: 170 ATK: 420 Summon (gone in 6): HP: 140 | ATK: 120

[Neovereign]

//As I've mentioned before, "the greatest aren't always tall and intimidating"
//(Insert Name Here=Shmup Loon)
>"Hey it's S***p L**n! Alright, Vocally harm that giant spider there Shmup Loon. (Short for Shoot-em-up_Lunatic of course~ :derp:)!"
>Adapt to the need for a weapon and get a melee one, then dashing slice to the spider's limbs!

[Patorikku]

> Keep a particular distance from that thing as you continue your ranged assault on all things apparently hoping to eat you!

[LaserTurtle]

>...
>Place debuff on metaphorical table.
>Metaphorical table flip.
>Aim at the spider.

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

A spider, huh?

> KILL IT WITH FIRE

[an unmatched sock]

>Obligatory "Thanks, Satan"
>Satan should use hellfire on spider. Fires can cancel each other out, so this should work?
>Fry the spider with sun power too. Because why not.

[Mr Jovial]

I could be cool and chill out for a bit or....
>Flip debuff on its head and get ice armour/weapons instead. Also pray that good RNG doesn't keep giving me the cold shoulder :V

[FlamingRok]

Eat part of the cooked bird for a boost of energy, as everyone else just burns the spider down.

[Kasu]

> Sic the raptors on the spider.

[Failure McFailFace]

You guys have items to spend, you know

//As I've mentioned before, "the greatest aren't always tall and intimidating"
//(Insert Name Here=Shmup Loon)
>"Hey it's S***p L**n! Alright, Vocally harm that giant spider there Shmup Loon. (Short for Shoot-em-up_Lunatic of course~ :derp:)!"

Your summon has been named "Shmup Loon."
[1]+1
The spider's ear drums vibrate many times per second. -40 HP

>Adapt to the need for a weapon and get a melee one,

[2]+1
You find a dull steel sword on the ground. +[2]*5 = +10 permanent ATK, until the sword gets disappeared, devoured, erased from existence, broken, etc.

then dashing slice to the spider's limbs!

[4]+1
The spider loses [4] legs. -358 HP

> Keep a particular distance from that thing as you continue your ranged assault on all things apparently hoping to eat you!

[5]+1
You find a random crumbling stone pillar on the plain plain, and climb up it. It seems to be holding you up, and you determine that it's going to collapse in [5]+1 = 6 turns. -300 HP

>...
>Place debuff on metaphorical table.
>Metaphorical table flip.

[4]+1
The debuff goes flying everywhere, but it comes back, weakened. You will lose your debuff in 6-[5] = 1 turn.

>Aim at the spider.

[4]+1
You have great aim, by the way.

A spider, huh?

> KILL IT WITH FIRE

[5]+1
aUsernameIsFineToo used Flamethrower! It's super effective! -90 HP

>Obligatory "Thanks, Satan"
>Satan should use hellfire on spider. Fires can cancel each other out, so this should work?

[3]+1
Half works. Somewhat. -289 HP

>Fry the spider with sun power too. Because why not.

[2]+1
It starts sizzling, at least. -20 HP

I could be cool and chill out for a bit or....
>Flip debuff on its head and get ice armour/weapons instead. Also pray that good RNG doesn't keep giving me the cold shoulder :V

[1]+1
The RNG gives you the cold shoulder. A literal one. It's sitting right next to your ice block. It doesn't seem to want to hammer you out of the ice.

Eat part of the cooked bird for a boost of energy, as everyone else just burns the spider down.

[4]+1
Mmm, chicken. Healed 133 HP.

> Sic the raptors on the spider.

[3]+1
Around half of them attack the spider. The other half are still eating chicken. -200 HP
BOSS ATTACK
The spider decides to shoot some web.
[2]+1
A coin flip and dice roll determine [Tails] (=odd) and [1], which means Kappa gets hit. Kappa loses 132 HP.

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Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 5620 - 1207 = 4413
ATK: 265
Next attack: [6] turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None

Kappa: HP: 108 ATK: 60	aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 ATK: 90 Item: 25 insta-revives	Kasu: HP: 360 ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90	an unmatched sock HP: 40 ATK: 40 Ally: Satan (HP: 664 | ATK 434) (gone in 4)	Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120
FlamingRok HP: 163 ATK: 160	Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4	Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10
Mr Jovial HP: 30 ATK: 50	Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240	LaserTurtle HP: 47 ATK: 0 (for 1, revert to 40)
Miniking HP: 170 ATK: 420 + 10 (sword) = 430 Shmup Loon (gone in 5): HP: 140 | ATK: 120

[Neovereign]

>Throw sword like boomerang as a ranged attack and curve it to the back of the spiders neck. Yea, this'll work well.
>Shmup Loon: "Gonna go get us some items bro. Stay cool."

[LaserTurtle]

>My attack may be zero, but I can at least heal everyone!
>...right?