Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 81197 times)

game2011 · « **Reply #900 on:** July 01, 2011, 06:34:15 AM »

Call the psychologist.

Kaguya: I'm not a NEET! Did you even read Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth?!

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #901 on:** July 01, 2011, 06:42:47 AM »

Yes, actually, and that meme needs to be properly buried.

Mokou and Kaguya decide to tag team you in a Wrestling Match.

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #902 on:** July 01, 2011, 06:45:14 AM »

Where's the Hourai Elixir when you need it?

Eirin's got a new med, and you're the test subject!

Phlegeth · « **Reply #903 on:** July 01, 2011, 07:10:08 AM »

Take it like a MAN! WHOOOoooo argarablbbleebluh...*squelch*

Tenshi's bored and chucking giants rocks from heaven.

game2011 · « **Reply #904 on:** July 01, 2011, 07:20:00 AM »

Run like crazy! Call Reimu for help!

Yuuka mistook a grenade for a pineapple.

CS · « **Reply #905 on:** July 01, 2011, 07:38:14 AM »

Steal it from her and toss it at Cirno!

The grenade explodes in Cirno's face. Dai was right by her side and is now mad at you for throwing a grenade at her best friend.

Tired/Warm · « **Reply #906 on:** July 01, 2011, 09:13:08 AM »

"If you're so angry, then kill me and it's settled, right? I wonder which regenerate more quickly, fairies or humans..?"

You are in the darkness with Rumia. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #907 on:** July 01, 2011, 10:28:58 AM »

I'm at the top of the food chain; I eat all, with a smile on my face. And I have a helper with me. Now all we need is a certain zombie...

What would you do if you met Yoshika at a buffet?

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #908 on:** July 01, 2011, 11:20:20 AM »

I'd grab as much cheese as I could before she got to it.

Yoshika and Yuyuko have something in common, something that everyone knows...

They're both naturally blondes! And you found out, But they didnt want anyone to know, and now they're chasing you.

CS · « **Reply #909 on:** July 01, 2011, 01:19:44 PM »

Ask them a simple Math question and quietly walk away when they're confused. That should give me some time, like a day or so... I mean hey, they're blondes, right? Sorry, no offense, I have nothing against blondes

Spirits are running restless in (the former) Hell. Orin is nowhere in sight. Neither is Satori. Or Koishi. Or Okuu. Only you... Hey look! Who has come to save the day? It's Kogasa! Transforming into a Mahou Shoujo! But her clothes and magical chainsaw suddenly disappear and she's left in the nude with only the lens flare as censors. And no, you can't die of a nosebleed, somehow.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #910 on:** July 01, 2011, 02:40:09 PM »

Kogasa surprised me by using a special effect that was grossly overused several years back. If it was the modern "everything is earth tone for realism", though, I'd have a bit more disgust instead.

NEET Kaguya is on your current server on <insert favourite online MP game here>!

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #911 on:** July 01, 2011, 02:43:10 PM »

>kaguya's playing transformice with me
COME AT ME BRO I FUCKIN DARE YOU

In said server, Tei is there too!

DX7.EP · « **Reply #912 on:** July 01, 2011, 02:56:14 PM »

"Tewi + HOURAI_NEET *crit Homewrecker* The_EP!"
"Tewi has taken REVENGE! on The_EP!!"
*in chat*
The_EP!: What is this I don't even ~ Damn rabbits.
Tewi: Usa ~ . You fail as Demopan *kekeke*

Rinnosuke's store gets an expansion...with an Apple Store Gensokyo!

Cue the mass expansion of the iToys and Macs amongst the maidens....

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #913 on:** July 01, 2011, 03:07:20 PM »

Buy an iNuke and get rid of that apple store. And come on, you know they're going to make an iNuke eventually.

Now everyone has radiation poisoning due to you! Too bad you got rid of Apple, as there's an app to fix this.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #914 on:** July 01, 2011, 03:17:32 PM »

Quote from: Kips McKipzerson on July 01, 2011, 03:07:20 PM

And come on, you know they're going to make an iNuke eventually.

<assumes you're a bit serious here>
No way. AAPL's focused on the stupid consumer market now with shiny iToys with easy features (and technicality for anything beyond that). This comes at the cost of the creative pros (AAPL's old backbone), who get consumer-ified versions of former pro software now (see Final Cut Pro X).
If anything, I'd bet Google would be before Apple in making WMDs.

And damnit, Utsuho, not only did you make that contraption, but also, how the hell did iNuke get onto ~
OH, it was on Cydia (jailbroken iOS devices' app store). But seriously, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!

Quote from: Kips McKipzerson on July 01, 2011, 03:07:20 PM

Now everyone has radiation poisoning due to you! Too bad you got rid of Apple, as there's an app to fix this.

Catch is, the app's for ANDROID, which means it won't run on iOS devices (thus not fixing the problem), will come with a bazillion versions in a bazillion application marts on just that OS, and chances are that 99% of those are nothing but malware.

Back to subject?
Patchouli dedicated a HUGE portion of the library as a server room / CG render farm. But for what reason?

Tired/Warm · « **Reply #915 on:** July 01, 2011, 08:30:42 PM »

Online and instantly accessible backup grimoires, obviously! Instead of having to lug books everywhere she goes, Patchouli can now call up her less-used attacks wherever she might go - well, as long as she has a remote connection.

But, oh no! The entire wing dedicated to her little project has been burned to cinders! It was Mokou! Not that it was her fault, she didn't start the fire: it was always burning, since the earth was turning. Also, you were fiddling with the servers when she arrived. What was your reaction?

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #916 on:** July 01, 2011, 08:48:15 PM »

"Oi! I'm tryin' ta study here ya hothead!"

Meanwhile, in Chireiden..
Orin's done it again! She's given new meaning to her nickname of "Hell's Traffic Accident".

DX7.EP · « **Reply #917 on:** July 01, 2011, 08:53:14 PM »

*in Roman Bellic voice* FUCK-ING TERRORISTS!

*train'd*
"Oh, way to go for texting Utsuho whilst delivering corpses! That does it, I'm ripping up the mobile contract with Parsee's mobile communications company!" - Satori

Cirno tries overclocking a gaming computer she...borrowed from Rinnosuke's store. Of course, she is cold temperature-wise and manipulates ice, leading to higher overclocking speeds. What could go wrong?

Dr.Strafe · « **Reply #918 on:** July 01, 2011, 09:02:47 PM »

Her computer freezes.

Utsuho picks a fight with Yuuka. What is the outcome?

DX7.EP · « **Reply #919 on:** July 01, 2011, 09:11:47 PM »

Whatever it is, I'll just orinpopcorn.gif the whole thing and record it for upload. My money's on Yuuka winning.

Aya upgraded to this beast of a camera! Now there'll be nothing that escapes her camera lens and memory card!
(and in the meantime Hatate gets iPhone 4 for its good smartphone cam)

Marokuu · « **Reply #920 on:** July 01, 2011, 09:23:19 PM »

I'm keeping my pants on from now on.

Oh hey it's Utsuho... trying to replicate DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEEEEEEEE...

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #921 on:** July 01, 2011, 10:36:07 PM »

Eh, it's just her Hell's Tokamak spellcard, it'll time out eventually.

It's Nitori!
...And she's charging at a windmill. WTF?

Tired/Warm · « **Reply #922 on:** July 01, 2011, 10:37:49 PM »

I'm not a good Sancho. I bravely charge with her - they might be giants, after all.

Spoiler:

DX7.EP · « **Reply #923 on:** July 01, 2011, 10:44:32 PM »

Don Cirno charges at it! Sancho Daiyousei watches on. Nitori in the meantime gets dragged out of the scene with little explanation.

We finally found out who Pyro is...it's none other than

Spoiler:

!

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #924 on:** July 01, 2011, 10:51:16 PM »

*in Heavy's voice* Is not big surprise.

Kaguya finally got her hands on a Super Famicom, and is now playing(and failing at) On The Ball.

Tired/Warm · « **Reply #925 on:** July 01, 2011, 10:57:49 PM »

She gives up after hours of failed attempts and ~~steals~~ borrows Reisen's computer - having also tried her hand at Claymates, Secret of the Stars, and several other games as well.

On Reisen's computer is a game called Shadow of the Comet. Does Kaguya play? Y/N

DX7.EP · « **Reply #926 on:** July 01, 2011, 11:10:53 PM »

Kaguya forgot to install DOSBox so she can't play it. She then tries an older system and notices she forgot to install MSCDEX (CD-ROM drive driver set). FAIL.

She then goes for Monkey Island, which at least she has all the floppies.

Momijibot · « **Reply #927 on:** July 01, 2011, 11:29:18 PM »

Quote from: PARU Telecom Networks, LLC on July 01, 2011, 11:10:53 PM

Kaguya forgot to install DOSBox so she can't play it. She then tries an older system and notices she forgot to install MSCDEX (CD-ROM drive driver set). FAIL.

She then goes for Monkey Island, which at least she has all the floppies.

Avoid the temptation of stating "You fight like a dairy farmer" because, inevitably, it will have been done to death.

After a while of playing Monkey Island, she engages in a sword fight, and "I once owned a dog that was smarter than you." Flashges across the screen.

Oh noes what do?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #928 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:11:07 AM »

Stare and laugh at her reaction, before remembering why there's something wrong with technology being in Gensokyo. *BSOD*

What would you do if Momiji drafted you into the Tengu guard?

Momijibot · « **Reply #929 on:** July 02, 2011, 12:55:19 AM »

Wierd-I didn't think people took to kindly of clones of themselves.

((for the record, the correct response to that insult in monkey Island is "must have taught you everything you know."))

Aya is asking you to take a picture of her without her skirt on. What do