Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 81131 times)

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #960 on:** July 03, 2011, 03:46:04 AM »

Bring in the Hisoutensoku and stage a Power Rangers-style giant robot vs giant monster fight. Model city and crappy explosion special effects included.

Nitori's drunk!

Phlegeth · « **Reply #961 on:** July 03, 2011, 04:09:42 AM »

SCORE! Err...I mean be a gentleman and old her hair back when she pukes and make sure she doesn't do it upstream. Also find out what that key goes to while she's out of it.

The day after Marisa decided to throw an improtu party at the Hakurei Shrine, everyone's gone and the shrine is trashed and only Reimu is there cleaning it by herself.

Nem · « **Reply #962 on:** July 03, 2011, 04:56:27 AM »

Hitch a ride on her shoulder.

Suddenly, Energetic Satorin appears!

Vyrien · « **Reply #963 on:** July 03, 2011, 07:00:05 AM »

Do a manzai with her, then have some tea.

By direct contrast, depressed Koishi appears!

Tired/Warm · « **Reply #964 on:** July 03, 2011, 07:05:25 AM »

Ask why, of course - even if some terrible part of me is amused when someone so happy becomes depressed, that doesn't mean I want them to stay that way.

And besides... What could make Koishi depressed? Curiouser and curiouser.

Shikieiki isn't too thrilled with these sudden role reversals; it disturbs her sense of justice. She's asked you to look into it. What do you do?

CS · « **Reply #965 on:** July 03, 2011, 08:07:59 AM »

Don't do it, and then ask her "Black or White?"

Role reversals you say?...
Oh look, it's Pyonta, the God of Mountains, wearing his (infamous) hat, Suwako! (Danbooru warning, even though the pic itself is SFW)

Mimachiro · « **Reply #966 on:** July 03, 2011, 10:19:17 AM »

Damn it, Yukari! Stop messing with crap!

What would do you if yourself duct-taped to the side of Pandemonium, with Yumeko being the one to wake you with a rather upset look on her face?

NEETori · « **Reply #967 on:** July 03, 2011, 10:40:45 AM »

Break free and run from the barrage of swords that is bound to be coming at me.

Speaking of barrages, Marisa, Patchuoli and Alice have solved the tsundere/yandere triangle, and are now an OT3 after everyone.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #968 on:** July 03, 2011, 10:41:49 AM »

I'd be crying like a puss. What if I fell?

sdkljlag ninja'd

i have no idea what an OT3 is, and with my perverted mind i'll just leave it at that

Chibi Shinki's covered in bandaids and crying. Awww...., poor thing.

Koakkuri · « **Reply #969 on:** July 03, 2011, 04:24:48 PM »

Lift the poor thing up and give her a hug, while making sure not to jab her horns into my eyes.

Ah, this smell of sweet potatoes...It can only mean that autumn has arrived...Wait a minute, it's spring! And yet the Aki sisters are here? What's going on?

Halca · « **Reply #970 on:** July 03, 2011, 04:28:24 PM »

THEY ARE FUSING TO FORM LILY WHITE!

The Aki sisters swear that they will murder you dead if you tell anyone. Options?

[Y]oukai [J]esus · « **Reply #971 on:** July 03, 2011, 04:29:45 PM »

FUSE THEM AGAIN TO FORM LILY BLACK!

Tell everyone and hide go hide behind some random bushes.

CS · « **Reply #972 on:** July 03, 2011, 04:34:43 PM »

~~Can I join in your "fusion"?~~
You have my word! *runs off to tell Aya*

Darn, got Jesus'd

So the "bushes" turn out to be Suika's hair and she's now mad at me (or in this case, you), eh?

Halca · « **Reply #973 on:** July 03, 2011, 06:34:41 PM »

Throw beer in the other direction and run while she's distracted

Lily Black has guncannons!

NEETori · « **Reply #974 on:** July 03, 2011, 07:54:32 PM »

Kanako, cosplay does not make you look any younger.

Yuugi punched something so hard, it hit Suika and she pichuuned.

Halca · « **Reply #975 on:** July 03, 2011, 09:21:16 PM »

"WHAT HAVE I DONE?" *chugs sake* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

And Parsee walks in just to be jealous.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #976 on:** July 03, 2011, 09:38:44 PM »

Don't worry, Parsee, no need to be jealous because... "You, too, can have the ultimate body with the Total Gym! You can adjust the resistance, so you always get just the work out you need. And with this guide, you can find routines to exercise every muscle in your body. The Total Gym! Our operators are standing by, so call now!"

What would you do if Parsee got the Total Gym, and somehow ended up even more freakishly buff then Yuugi (with bigger puffies to boot)?

The Unlimited RR · « **Reply #977 on:** July 03, 2011, 10:02:40 PM »

I can't be jealous of someone who lives to be jealous, can I?

Kisume also wants to use the Total Gym, but seems unable to use it ecause of how small she is and the fact that she wants to keep her bucket with her. How will you help her work out?

Spiderpig2398 · « **Reply #978 on:** July 04, 2011, 12:35:33 AM »

Uh... Somehow fit it in the bucket, I think of it as having all things for life in there. :U

In a complete ironic Twist, Patchouli gives the gym a try.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #979 on:** July 04, 2011, 01:19:17 AM »

She fails, however at kicking, punching, and blocking.
Also, she went to Okuu's Nuclear Fusion Dojo instead and as a result gets leukemia to add on to her already existing health problems.

Of course this gym has gotten popular - Marisa, who has been mocked for being fat, opts to try it! (and no, Chou Marisa is far too obvious as an answer).

[Y]oukai [J]esus · « **Reply #980 on:** July 04, 2011, 01:33:01 AM »

Fret not, Marisa. Alice shall always love you. Maybe Patchy too.

If she still insists on working out, make sure she doesn't get cancer.

Momijibot · « **Reply #981 on:** July 04, 2011, 02:06:30 AM »

Quote from: Youkai Jesus on July 04, 2011, 01:33:01 AM

Fret not, Marisa. Alice shall always love you. Maybe Patchy too.

If she still insists on working out, make sure she doesn't get cancer.

Will do, cap'ain! *salutes*

Funnily enough, Cirno attends the new gym phenomenon...and proves herself to be the strongest.

NEETori · « **Reply #982 on:** July 04, 2011, 02:24:48 AM »

Strongest fairy. Unfortunately she dies from radiation poisoning and then her physique resets itself while she is respawning.

Okuu sneezed and destroyed the dojo.

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #983 on:** July 04, 2011, 03:35:38 AM »

"Sheesh, there it goes again. Fifteenth time this week, y'know?'

For some inexplicable reason, Nitori is slapping you with a fish! Tuna, you think.

Phlegeth · « **Reply #984 on:** July 04, 2011, 04:01:31 AM »

Take it and do the Ar Tonelico fish dance meme.

Shinki and Byakuren, one's the creator of Makai and the other is the Youchrist. They fight crime.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #985 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:27:56 AM »

And they give Kotohime a run for her money on the Gensokyo police deal. The dramatically reduced crime rate is why there had to be so many games between TH12 and TH13; no one was trying to start an incident on their watch.

What would you do if you ran into a giant Marisa?

DX7.EP · « **Reply #986 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:36:15 AM »

Hope she doesn't Master Spark the whole world!

Aya misunderstood what Touhou M-1 Grand Prix was, and came in to auditions singing "DAY ~ TONAAAAAAAAA! LET'S GO AWAY!"_{(Saturn version if you prefer that one)}

CS · « **Reply #987 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:40:26 AM »

Record the whole thing and sell her embarrassing video on the Internet for $$$

Well will you look at that, Sakuya's not padded after all...

[Y]oukai [J]esus · « **Reply #988 on:** July 04, 2011, 12:03:54 PM »

You are already knifed for even thinking that.

God Damnit Yukari!

Koakkuri · « **Reply #989 on:** July 04, 2011, 12:25:19 PM »

Eh, I have no idea what she has done this time around, but she probably deserves to be chewed out for it anyway. Goddammit Yukari!

Turns out, she has boosted the powers all the Stage1/2 bosses to Ex levels. Oh snap.