HA! Bard, as if you ever had Shadoweh. You know who was here for her in a neko nurse outfit when she came in from the rain, sneezing? ME. You know who had hot chicken soup ready for her when she sat down, weary from a long day? Yeah, ME!
It's CLEAR the true OTP is ShadowehxUK!
I AM A BETTER WAIFU THAN YOU, BARD!!!!!