Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119780 times)

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #210 on:** March 26, 2014, 03:54:06 AM »

Then Alice will have the idea to wield the teddy bears with dolls to conquer the Forest of Magic THEN Gensokyo.

What if Reimu accidentally killed Marisa? . . .

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #211 on:** March 26, 2014, 05:01:31 PM »

She'd go to the dead Marisa's house and re-claim her donation box. "Accidentally," let's go with that ^_~

What if Yamame started the next incident?

TresserT · « **Reply #212 on:** March 26, 2014, 06:04:24 PM »

Plot of touhou 14.5: Bugless Masquerade. Wriggle Nightbug has gone missing...but nobody actually cares! There are three playable teams- Reimu/Mystia, Marisa/Rumia, or Sanae/Cirno. Stage 1 boss is a Wriggle Yukkuri, stage 4 is a venus flytrap youkai, final stage is Yamame who kidnapped Wriggle to feed her some underground food. Extra boss is Yuuka.

What if Cirno were the strongest?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #213 on:** March 26, 2014, 11:26:47 PM »

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What if Cirno were the strongest?

~~As if she isn't already?~~
Then everything about her be true, with the add of bestest grammar two!

What if we got a Touhou version of The Wizard of Oz?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #214 on:** March 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM »

Chiyuri will be Dorothy
~~Chen~~ Shou will be the Cowardly Lion
Ruukoto will be the Tin-Man
Shizuha will be the scarecrow
Marisa will be the evil witch
and Momiji as Toto.

The incident somehow ends with Reimu getting rich instead of their wishes . . .

What if Sunny Milk made Sunny D?

game2011 · « **Reply #215 on:** March 27, 2014, 04:54:40 AM »

Quote from: Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile on March 27, 2014, 12:00:31 AM

Shizuha will be the scarecrow

Minoriko is a better choice because ZUN supposedly likened her to a scarecrow.

Anyway...

The drink is a trap! Don't fall for it!

What if everybody hates ZUN but enjoys his games?

TresserT · « **Reply #216 on:** March 27, 2014, 03:33:22 PM »

Everyone would pirate his games instead of buying them (which is illegal, and not condoned!)

What if a sharknado appeared in Gensokyo?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #217 on:** March 27, 2014, 09:40:00 PM »

Aya finally has F*** up. . . .

What if Nazrin started a pizza place restaurant? (. . .No, not that specific one. . .)

Darkchibiterasu · « **Reply #218 on:** March 27, 2014, 11:41:12 PM »

It would be shut down almost immediately. Too many mice in the kitchen.

What if there was a rap competition in Gensoyko?

Thanbo · « **Reply #219 on:** March 28, 2014, 06:52:03 AM »

Eminem would magically appears and slap all the incompetent ones.

What if you give Letty an axe, give Lily a spear and let them fight.

FlareDragon · « **Reply #220 on:** March 28, 2014, 08:02:05 AM »

"The two beings; one a celestial fairy, the other an eternal elemental; stared each other down. The chill of Letty's eyes would freeze anyone who felt its icy glare; Lily's sapphire gems melting those who didn't. Their battlefield reflected their own hearts: Half winter, half spring. As the sun beamed off the glistening snow, Letty's frozen voice breathed out, "As Autumn turns, so does life fall to a quiet slumber. Only the frozen shall live through my cold Winter!" She prepared her battleaxe, intricate Japanesque characters printed down its grip and a glean glistening off the unnaturally sharp steep. Lily rose her spear, the same styled letters marking its shaft. As the tension reached critical point, she spoke... "
...
"SPRING IS HERE!!"
*Danmaku's Letty*
*Pichuu~n*

What if a certain Kirin youkai entered Gensokyo?

TresserT · « **Reply #221 on:** March 28, 2014, 06:16:41 PM »

She'd become a main character and try to attack the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Remilia would change the Kirin's fate, making her appear only in fanworks.

What if we got a character who's ability is to manipulate the fourth wall?

Fuyuumi · « **Reply #222 on:** March 28, 2014, 06:27:18 PM »

Fourth wall is a boundary itself, so we have Yukari... Unless you want something like pink equine character.

What if ZUN makes a racing game?

FlareDragon · « **Reply #223 on:** March 29, 2014, 06:41:30 AM »

Super Marisa Kart, go! Tracks would include the Forest of Magic, the Bamboo Forest and, of course, the Scarlet Devil Mansion! Blast your way through with specialised spell cards, such as: Sakuya's "Jack the Ludo Bile" [freezing your opponents into place], Marisa's "Comet ~ Blazing Star" to turbo into first place or perhaps Sukuna's "Make Bigger" would be more to your taste, crushing your opponents! What's this? Lily White has appeared? Dodge her bullets! Any hits will take you back far...unless you use your own BOMBS [which would be unique to each character, such as Marisa's "Master Spark" or Kanako's "Mountain of Faith"] Race for the stars, and achieve super player status!

What if Cirno started randomly speaking French?

Snakebite969 · « **Reply #224 on:** March 30, 2014, 01:03:17 PM »

Gensokyo might find it easier to understand her.

What if Nitori's stealth camo actually worked?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #225 on:** April 01, 2014, 06:53:23 PM »

Aya would buy the entire stock. Kogasa wouldn't have thought of turning invisble until she got paparazzi'd by Aya, then it occurs to her.

If the stealth camo worked, it would end karakasa world hunger.

EDIT CUZ FORGOT TO ADD QUESTION: What if Marisa became a surprise guest character in SSB4?

TresserT · « **Reply #226 on:** April 01, 2014, 07:16:39 PM »

The fandom would rejoice, and ZUN would file a law suit.

UNLEASH YOUR ANNIHILATION OF LOVE!?!?! MASTAAAA SPAAAAAAKKK!!!!!!!!

What if someone made a touhou yaoi doujin?

Darkchibiterasu · « **Reply #227 on:** April 02, 2014, 01:08:46 AM »

What if? Be glad you're blissfully ignorant.

What if Sakuya started a sideshow act in the circus?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #228 on:** April 02, 2014, 02:32:44 AM »

Then Remilia would probably make a profit off of it due to well fate hax.

What if Meiling was actually a more scarier gatekeeper?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #229 on:** April 02, 2014, 02:54:35 AM »

~~Then the SDM would get a lot less visitors and Meiling would have less friends because of how scary she looks~~

Scary or not, she's still slacking!

What if we got a Touhou version of Gradius with Reimu as the Vic Viper and Kanako as the villain?

game2011 · « **Reply #230 on:** April 02, 2014, 03:22:43 AM »

Everyone, let's start making memes and jokes about what a weak final boss Kanako is!

What if Ran's tails feel hard and rough?

Monkeypro257 · « **Reply #231 on:** April 02, 2014, 03:58:58 AM »

I wonder what kind of fantasies went into Chen's head when she decided to take naps on them. >.>

What if Maribel and Renko graduated from their University?

UnendingEmpire · « **Reply #232 on:** April 02, 2014, 04:36:07 PM »

They would have fancy pieces of paper saying how smart they are.

What if it turned out Meiling was only pretending to be asleep and she's actually a really good gatekeeper?

TresserT · « **Reply #233 on:** April 02, 2014, 05:29:54 PM »

Still can't keep Marisa out...

What if Food Network sponsered Iron Chef Gensokyo?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #234 on:** April 02, 2014, 10:00:15 PM »

Quote from: UnendingEmpire on April 02, 2014, 04:36:07 PM

What if it turned out Meiling was only pretending to be asleep and she's actually a really good gatekeeper?

Canonically speaking, Meiling is a VERY light sleeper, and will wake up at the slightest hint something's wrong.

Quote from: TresserT on April 02, 2014, 05:29:54 PM

Still can't keep Marisa out...

What if Food Network sponsored Iron Chef Gensokyo?

Hope Rumia doesn't find the taping room.

What if for an April Fool's day joke, Yukari decided to have a Manaphy swap everyone's bodies with another of the same Stage rank. (This makes only her immune)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #235 on:** April 02, 2014, 10:52:13 PM »

Cue Reimu and Marisa's bodies being swapped and a Freaky Friday-esque plot...
And body-swapped Flandre and Koishi going berserk...

What if Star Sapphire quit the Mischievous Fairies?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #236 on:** April 02, 2014, 11:06:30 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on April 02, 2014, 10:52:13 PM

Cue Reimu and Marisa's bodies being swapped and a Freaky Friday-esque plot...
And body-swapped Flandre and Koishi going berserk...

What if Star Sapphire quit the Mischievous Fairies?

She could make some money hiring herself out as a motion sensor.

What if Final Fantasy IV X Touhou?

darkhero67 · « **Reply #237 on:** April 02, 2014, 11:51:35 PM »

than we would have to deal with byakuren trying to get us to stop killing all the different monster we encounter

what if a virus turned every human on earth into a youkai

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #238 on:** April 02, 2014, 11:56:31 PM »

Then the final boss of the resulting incident will be a Youkai Virus (as in, the virus that turns humans into youkai becomes a youkai itself.) and the Extra Stage boss would be an RNA Youkai.

What if Yukari met Yog Sothoth?

FlareDragon · « **Reply #239 on:** April 03, 2014, 10:35:57 AM »

Yukari: "Oh it's been so long since I've seen you. How have you been holding up, dear Phantasmic friend? (reminds me of a certain doujin)

What if a new immortal was introduced and happened to be an Earthen Youkai (as in, youkai of dirt, rocks, and the sort)?

Author Topic: What If ... v. 4.0 Shoot the Bullet (Read 119780 times)

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