Super Marisa Kart, go! Tracks would include the Forest of Magic, the Bamboo Forest and, of course, the Scarlet Devil Mansion! Blast your way through with specialised spell cards, such as: Sakuya's "Jack the Ludo Bile" [freezing your opponents into place], Marisa's "Comet ~ Blazing Star" to turbo into first place or perhaps Sukuna's "Make Bigger" would be more to your taste, crushing your opponents! What's this? Lily White has appeared? Dodge her bullets! Any hits will take you back far...unless you use your own BOMBS [which would be unique to each character, such as Marisa's "Master Spark" or Kanako's "Mountain of Faith"] Race for the stars, and achieve super player status!
What if Cirno started randomly speaking French?