Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 173519 times)

Pako · « **Reply #840 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:13:02 PM »

> Tell Sakuya that you can make delicious tacos.

> Bite your nails till they bleed.

> Ask yourself what your name is.

Pesco · « **Reply #841 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:13:35 PM »

> Down Left Right A Down Left Right A

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #842 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:22:33 PM »

Quote from: Pako on July 09, 2009, 12:13:02 PM

> Tell Sakuya that you can make delicious tacos.

> Bite your nails till they bleed.

>"I suppose...the mistress of the house may have use for this." She scowls for a moment.
>OW FUCK THAT HURTS OW!
>"Are you alright?" Sakuya asks, sounding more suspicious than concerned.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #843 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:44:46 PM »

>S
>G
>G
>K

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #844 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:04:15 PM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on July 09, 2009, 12:44:46 PM

>S
>G
>G
>K

>That is not how the alphabet works and you know it!

>_

Pako · « **Reply #845 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:05:05 PM »

> Ask the text parser, the name of our main character.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #846 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:39:40 PM »

Anthony Anon, isn't it?

(I think it should be Robert. Robert Jones)

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #847 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:43:07 PM »

Ok, ok...
>Satellite cannon

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #848 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:56:28 PM »

Quote from: Pako on July 09, 2009, 01:05:05 PM

> Ask the text parser, the name of our main character.

>Your name is Jeffery Anthony Non. Or is it? Perhaps that too was a clever lie?

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on July 09, 2009, 01:43:07 PM

>Satellite cannon

>No one likes a godmoder. There's like 80 reasons why this wouldn't work, anyways.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #849 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:58:54 PM »

~~>This hand of mi(ry~~
Ok, ok. Uh, where we were? Oh, right.
>"Yeah, yeah, I'm OK. I just needed to vent some pressure."

Pako · « **Reply #850 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:03:49 PM »

> Soooooooo, miss Izayoi can we works here?

> miss Izayoi is there on the roof of this house a heliPAD

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #851 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:08:06 PM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on July 09, 2009, 01:58:54 PM

>"Yeah, yeah, I'm OK. I just needed to vent some pressure."

>"I...see..."

Quote from: Pako on July 09, 2009, 02:03:49 PM

> Soooooooo, miss Izayoi can we works here?

> miss Izayoi is there on the roof of this house a heliPAD

>Sakuya sighs. "Oh hell, why not? It hardly matters anymore..." She takes a shuddering breath, and seems about ready to break down. As such, she doesn't catch your second statement.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #852 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:15:13 PM »

> WHEEEEE!!!

> so, where can we get our uniforms?

> Hug Rumia. (shit, Rumia just became my favourite character).

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #853 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:19:38 PM »

Quote from: Pako on July 09, 2009, 02:15:13 PM

> WHEEEEE!!!

> so, where can we get our uniforms?

> Hug Rumia. (shit, Rumia just became my favourite character).

>"Just go to the kitchens..." Sakuya says. "I'll have some made later, we don't have your sizes...I'm just want back to bed before that- before the owner of the manor summons me...." With that, Sakuya starts to slink off.
>You hug Rumia, who is happy to hug back and burble some distortion that sounds almost congratulatory.

>_

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #854 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:23:26 PM »

>Stop sakuya and ask "What manor?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #855 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:24:52 PM »

Quote from: Etch-E-Sketch on July 09, 2009, 02:23:26 PM

>Stop sakuya and ask "What manor?"

>"This one, of course!" she says, "Did you think I was talking about Eientei, or that place underground perhaps?"

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #856 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:34:54 PM »

> There is no cow level

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #857 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:39:15 PM »

Quote from: Pesco on July 09, 2009, 02:34:54 PM

> There is no cow level

>Yeah, sorry about that. There just aren't any cows in Gensokyo. There is the Hakutaku bonus round, but you're nowhere near that.

>_

Hououin Kyouma · « **Reply #858 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:53:31 PM »

> Got guided along this barren path

Pako · « **Reply #859 on:** July 09, 2009, 03:16:47 PM »

> Go to the kitchen.

> If there are any cooks there yell: WELCOME TO HELL'S KITCHEN, I AM YOUR CHEF NOW.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #860 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:52:08 AM »

Quote from: Tenshi on July 09, 2009, 02:53:31 PM

> Got guided along this barren path

>Don't blame me, I'm just a text parser.

Quote from: Pako on July 09, 2009, 03:16:47 PM

> Go to the kitchen.

> If there are any cooks there yell: WELCOME TO HELL'S KITCHEN, I AM YOUR CHEF NOW.

>You go seeking the kitchen, now a proud new maid of Scarlet Devil Manor, whilst Sakuya slumps back to her chambers. "She looks horrible," says Mystia. "Nowhere near as energetic as that one time when she and Remilia almost stabbed me." Kaguya nods in agreement.
>The Kitchens are not hard to find, occupying a wing opposite of the maids' chambers. Along the way, you notice that Patchouli is no longer struggling for breath in front of the doors.
>Pushing through the swinging doors of the kitchen, you see a score of faeries working in a disorderly mess trying to get...all sorts of foods done. As such, you announcement is somewhat drowned out by plates clattering, faeries shouting at each other, and the sounds of foods being prepared.
>The Kitchen is huge and full of all kinds of counters, ranges, ovens, sinks, and racks of cooking utensils. To the north, you see a swinging door leading to a sizable pantry. Obvious exits are north and west.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #861 on:** July 10, 2009, 05:57:12 AM »

> Make bobbotjie

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #862 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:02:39 AM »

Quote from: Pesco on July 10, 2009, 05:57:12 AM

> Make bobbotjie

>I don't know the recipe for that, you're gonna have to go through the steps.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #863 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:05:35 AM »

>Unlimited Taco Works

Pesco · « **Reply #864 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:08:29 AM »

> It's the text parser that doesn't know, not the character.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #865 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:12:10 AM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on July 10, 2009, 06:05:35 AM

>Unlimited Taco Works

>Well, there is meat. There are spices. There's veggies about. You could probably find some shells or tortillas in the panty, or the materials to make some...

Quote from: Pesco on July 10, 2009, 06:08:29 AM

> It's the text parser that doesn't know, not the character.

>This is true, but unfortunately trying to interpret an order the text parser does not understand leads to crashes and all kinds of bad things, so it's best just to explain things in terms the parser can understand.

Tapsa · « **Reply #866 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:12:59 AM »

>appraise smoked fishbowl in recipe book

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #867 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:14:29 AM »

> Take a piss in the pantry

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #868 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:44:50 AM »

Quote from: T34G3 on July 10, 2009, 06:12:59 AM

>appraise smoked fishbowl in recipe book

>There are some cookbooks scattered about! You pick up one: Cooking for Earth Elementals. Looking through it, you find a recipe for lightly smoked fishbowl. It seems that earth elementals considered properly rounded glass a delicacy. It seems you can through together such a meal for anywhere for 5-10 ☼ for a normal meal, going upwards of hundreds of ☼ for a lavish meal.

Quote from: Erotic Asphyxiation on July 10, 2009, 06:14:29 AM

> Take a piss in the pantry

>For the last time, digestion doesn't work that way!

>_

Tapsa · « **Reply #869 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:37:02 AM »

I ASKED FOR A RECIPE OF SMOKED FISHBOWL, NOT A LIGHTLY SMOKED FISHBOWL. THIS SHALL BE THE LAST TIME I TOLERATE SUCH ARROGANCE FROM A BOOK WITH MORE THAN 750+ GOURMET RECIPES.

in short

>get lightly smoked fishbowl recipe from recipe book