Author Topic: Vendor Quest! Gensokyo's New Shopkeeper!  (Read 137644 times)

Re: Vendor Quest! Gensokyo's New Shopkeeper!
« Reply #450 on: November 20, 2010, 06:52:51 PM »
> Check the barrel.
>Knock on the barrel gently, as if knocking on a door.

You knock on it. The shaking stops for a second, and then continues even faster than before.

Opening the lid, you find nothing Tear looking up at you.

"H-hey there."

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« Reply #451 on: November 20, 2010, 06:56:08 PM »
> "I think its about time you explained yourself."

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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« Reply #452 on: November 20, 2010, 07:00:10 PM »
> "I think its about time you explained yourself."

"Well, I found this stuff, but people got angry at me for some reason. Everything I found was all by itself with no one around. I don't know why they got so upset."

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« Reply #453 on: November 20, 2010, 10:12:52 PM »
God, fairy logic.
>"... Well, they didn't throw all this away, didn't they? It wasn't very nice of you, Tear... You should ask before you take stuff. What are we going to do now?"


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« Reply #454 on: November 20, 2010, 10:16:49 PM »
God, fairy logic.
>"... Well, they didn't throw all this away, didn't they? It wasn't very nice of you, Tear... You should ask before you take stuff. What are we going to do now?"

Tear climbs out of the barrel.
"We can just go on and forget this happened."

Keine facepalms herself.
"We need to think of a way to give the charms back without getting my friend so mad she burns half the Forest."

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« Reply #455 on: November 20, 2010, 10:18:38 PM »
>Rather than upbraiding someone who was only trying to help us out...
>"The problem is, Tear, that just because they weren't around doesn't mean that they didn't want the things you took. What if I went to the bathroom, and someone took my cart because I wasn't there with it?"


>"Perhaps Tear could return them and say she found them somewhere?"

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« Reply #456 on: November 20, 2010, 10:24:22 PM »
>"Perhaps Tear could return them and say she found them somewhere?"

Keine ponders this for a moment.
"Well, if we do that, then she'll get suspicious. Who ever heard of a fairy returning something she found? We need to make this believeable."

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« Reply #457 on: November 20, 2010, 10:30:38 PM »
>"Are you able to return them, Keine?"
Hi. Might put something new here but idk.

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« Reply #458 on: November 20, 2010, 10:35:06 PM »
>"Are you able to return them, Keine?"

"I could do that, but where would I say I got them from? If I say I found them, she'll need to know how they got that way. If I say I got them from a fairy, then she'll still want to beat the fairy up. We need to convince her beyond a shadow of a doubt that the entire thing has been taken care of."

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« Reply #459 on: November 20, 2010, 10:39:55 PM »
>"Maybe say that they fell off her clothes when she didn't notice?"
Hi. Might put something new here but idk.

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« Reply #460 on: November 20, 2010, 10:49:38 PM »
>"Maybe say that they fell off her clothes when she didn't notice?"

Tear speaks up, "I found them when I was out here. They were just on some pants that were hung on a string. They were kinda wet too."

Keine facepalms again.
"She took them while they were drying. There goes that idea."

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« Reply #461 on: November 20, 2010, 10:54:43 PM »
>"We could always say you found them on the way to somewhere, right? Does she visit? Maybe you could say she lost them there?"

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« Reply #462 on: November 20, 2010, 10:57:18 PM »
>"We could always say you found them on the way to somewhere, right? Does she visit? Maybe you could say she lost them there?"

"Nah, she must've noticed they went missing whle they were drying. I have an idea but it's kinda sadistic."

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« Reply #463 on: November 20, 2010, 11:07:46 PM »
>"Go on."

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« Reply #464 on: November 20, 2010, 11:10:57 PM »
>"Go on."

"Well, my friend won't give up on this until she gets satisfied with the results. And she probably wants to end the fairy."

Tear gulps.

"But," Keine continues,"if we make it seem like the fairy has been dealt with for stealing, then she'll be happy with that and drop the entire thing. We need to stage a fight."

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« Reply #465 on: November 21, 2010, 06:07:40 AM »
>"Hmmm. One other idea. What would happen if she found them on her own?"

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« Reply #466 on: November 21, 2010, 06:10:51 AM »
>"Hmmm. One other idea. What would happen if she found them on her own?"

"We would have to do it in such a way that she wouldn't be suspicious. We can't just put them back in her house and expect her to go along with it."

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« Reply #467 on: November 21, 2010, 06:34:43 AM »
>"Yeah, we'd have to leave them somewhere she could feasibly trip over them at one point or another, and feasibly think, 'Oh there they are!' And I think we'd need your help for both those things."

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« Reply #468 on: November 21, 2010, 06:40:08 AM »
>"Yeah, we'd have to leave them somewhere she could feasibly trip over them at one point or another, and feasibly think, 'Oh there they are!' And I think we'd need your help for both those things."

"I would be glad to do that, but your friend took them while they were drying. It's not like she was moving them around. She knows it was someone else who did it."

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« Reply #469 on: November 21, 2010, 06:41:03 AM »
>"Out of curiousity, how good is her memory? About average?"

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« Reply #470 on: November 21, 2010, 06:42:23 AM »
>"Out of curiousity, how good is her memory? About average?"

"Yeah, why do you ask?"

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« Reply #471 on: November 21, 2010, 06:59:26 AM »
>"Then this is what we do. You make up a few little things, things she can could have 'forgotten'. Such as...I dunno, maybe claim she was going to bring up something for dinner? Little harmless things, and when she doesn't 'remember' them, after a bit, mention that she seems to have problems with that lately. This would work better if we could get a couple more people involved. Then, we place these charms somewhere inconspicuous, and when she rages naturally, insist she must have forgot removing them."
>"Alternately...think you could claim to have done it, as either a prank or the clean them or something?"

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« Reply #472 on: November 21, 2010, 07:02:28 AM »
>"Then this is what we do. You make up a few little things, things she can could have 'forgotten'. Such as...I dunno, maybe claim she was going to bring up something for dinner? Little harmless things, and when she doesn't 'remember' them, after a bit, mention that she seems to have problems with that lately. This would work better if we could get a couple more people involved. Then, we place these charms somewhere inconspicuous, and when she rages naturally, insist she must have forgot removing them."
>"Alternately...think you could claim to have done it, as either a prank or the clean them or something?"

"I like the first idea, put on a little play for her. Nice. As for the second, there's no way I'm going to take the literal and metaphorical heat for this. How do you suggest carrying out the plan?"

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« Reply #473 on: November 21, 2010, 07:04:56 AM »
>"Who does she know that we can get in on it? The more people playing along, the better. Though I guess we don't want to lay it on too thick."

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« Reply #474 on: November 21, 2010, 07:08:12 AM »
>"Who does she know that we can get in on it? The more people playing along, the better. Though I guess we don't want to lay it on too thick."

>_

"Well, the group we have now could work. You "deliver" a package to her that she never ordered, Reimu can thank her for the donations she made to the shrine, and I could put the idea that she lost the charms in her head, then help her "find" them."

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« Reply #475 on: November 21, 2010, 07:27:41 AM »
>"Sounds perfect. Um, is she the donating type?"
>Glance to ReiRei.

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« Reply #476 on: November 21, 2010, 07:30:14 AM »
>"Sounds perfect. Um, is she the donating type?"
>Glance to ReiRei.

Reimu gives you a slightly annoyed stare.
"No. No she isn't. Works better for our plan."

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« Reply #477 on: November 21, 2010, 07:31:21 AM »
>"Alright, got an idea for something she might actually order?"

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« Reply #478 on: November 21, 2010, 07:33:20 AM »
>"Alright, got an idea for something she might actually order?"

Keine looks into your cart.
"Let's see what you have, and give her a combination of stuff she'll never have ordered normally."

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« Reply #479 on: November 21, 2010, 07:44:45 AM »
>"No, that's too suspicious. She'd be less likely to doubt it if she ordered something normal for her. You're more like to forget something routine. We'll need a day for it, too."