> Masha: FLEEEEwait a minute, a crumpled piece of paper? How'd THAT get in there?
Blank on both sides.
This is probably
THE MOST USELESS ITEM EVER. Maybe you could throw it away as a
CAT TOY or something. Or make an
AERODYNAMICALLY UNSOUND PAPER AIRPLANE. This thing basically has no redeeming value whatsoever.
> Proximity present: Explode in Mima's face.
Oh right, you should be
ABSCONDING, shouldn't you?
> Masha: Call Boon and figure out where the heck you're supposed to be going anyway.
Oh, great, no response. You realize you should've figured that the last thing you should expect is
SOMETHING HELPFUL.
> ==>
> Boon: Dramatically reveal your identity....then anticlimatically take off the mask.
> ==>
As
MIMA just insinuated, you are
AYA SHAMEIMARU. Or possibly
SYAMEIMARU. Romaji is
FUCKED UP in some places. Congratulations, by the way, on not being
MASHA for the first time in this entire adventure. Well ... except for that one time with that
FAIRY ... sort of.
Anyway! You are a
CROW TENGU, and the sole reporter, editor, and all-around owner of the
BUNBUNMARU NEWSPAPER, which enjoys a modest popularity despite the fact that it consists almost entirely of
EMBELLISHED FACTS,
ENHANCED TRUTHS, and
UNFLATTERING REMARKS. It is from this periodical which
YUKARI derived your pseudonym of "
BOON," which is pronounced almost exactly the same way as the first syllable. Your
SPECIAL ABILITY is
MANIPULATION OF WIND.
Your plans for today were to investigate
TEAM ❽, a gang of
MISCREANT COMBATANTS which
MIMA was joining. However,
YUKARI abruptly decided she needed someone with a
NICE TURN OF SPEED, and you are
THE FASTEST. More to the point,
MASHA had never encountered you before, and
YUKARI just loves
MYSTERIOUS BULLSHIT; your identity was withheld solely for the hell of it. That said, what with one thing and another, this
MUSHROOM-GIRL is a much better
SCOOP.
What will you do first?
Oh, and
MASHA can still accept commands.
