Dr. Komeiji is in.

[ES-Anthy]

Now a monocle may make you 3 times smarter, but what if you have two?

[Hello Purvis]

Now a monocle may make you 3 times smarter, but what if you have two?

No amount of monocles will teach you what accreditation means.

[ES-Anthy]

but what if the definition of accreditation is engraved onto it?

[Mounting Jaggis]

Hitting girls isn't cool.

Unless you're Nicholas Cage and wear a bear suit

[Hello Purvis]

but what if the definition of accreditation is engraved onto it?

That would hardly count as a monocle.

[Toasty]

That would hardly count as a monocle.

Actually, it would. However, it would be very hard to see through due to the engraved description.

[ES-Anthy]

but what if the engraving is on the metal ring of the monocle, then you could use it as one and still learn from it.

[Hello Purvis]

Actually, it would. However, it would be very hard to see through due to the engraved description.

It's not much of a monocle if you can't see through it.

but what if the engraving is on the metal ring of the monocle, then you could use it as one and still learn from it.

In this case, you have far too much money to worrying about such things.

[theshirn]

Look, a tree in a kid's yard without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle.

That is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN AT ALL.

ergo monocles offer distinguishment, but not necessarily intellect

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doctor Komeiji, I read a fapfic featuring you using your thought-reading powers online.

Spoiler:

It was really, really sexy.

What do I do?

I suggest getting at least a hundred feet away from me, so you don't have to undergo any difficulty when the restraining order comes into effect.

I have your glasses, Doc, and you ain't gonna get them back.

Recollection [Lament of the Short-Sighted].
*another pair of glasses appear over the doctor's eyes*
Nice try, but any good doctor is prepared for such emergencies.

Koishi, I'll let you take one patient. If you prove yourself worthy, I'll let you work alongside me. Otherwise...I'll be wanting that pair of glasses back.

And Apprentice Iryan, good to see you're helping out. You may become an esteemed doctor yourself in the future.

[Gpop]

Koishi, I'll let you take one patient. If you prove yourself worthy, I'll let you work alongside me. Otherwise...I'll be wanting that pair of glasses back.

It's okay Onee-chan~. I found out that it's much funner to mess with their minds instead of fixing them~.

Oh...and these aren't your glasses~. I found it near that guy who drove into your office with that red van~.

[Hello Purvis]

Don't know where you got 'em.

Dr Komeiji, what's the cure for routing the power lines through the water lines? Oh, do be careful when you wash your hands.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Dr Komeiji, what's the cure for routing the power lines through the water lines? Oh, do be careful when you wash your hands.

A new enforced dress code of rubber gloves.

[Gpop]

Dr Komeiji, what's the cure for routing the power lines through the water lines? Oh, do be careful when you wash your hands.

* Koishi brings in a bucket of water she just recently filled and carries it towards Satori.

* Koishi accidentally trips on a small rock and splashes water all over Satori

[FinnKaenbyou]

Nice try, Koishi, but electricity does not work that way. Next time you want to take over the business in a coup, do your research first.

[DeathShot Catharsis]

D.r Komeiji, there is a strange boy who claims to be a Satori standing right next to me. He says his name is Ezio, and he wishes to meet with your sister. I am being cautious for the moment, but I ask you, should I:

A: Send him to see you?

B: Violently murder him with this axe I am holding?

C: Accept the fact I've gone completely insane and therefore delusionally think there is a Satori boy standing next to me?


-Chagen46

[axman36]

Doctor! It seems the days of swords being the favorite melee weapon are dropping and axes are rising! How do I celebrate this joyous event!?

[?q]

Doctor! It seems the days of swords being the favorite melee weapon are dropping and axes are rising! How do I celebrate this joyous event!?

By getting a few stat increases in Skill and hunting down a Hero Crest.

[Gpop]

Nice try, Koishi, but electricity does not work that way. Next time you want to take over the business in a coup, do your research first.

Oh~? What do you mean~? The bucket was full of piranhas, in fact there's one eating your third-eye right now~...

[Toasty]

Requesting permission to throw Koishi off of a cliff, doc. o7

[Spidere]

Requesting permission to throw Koishi off of a cliff, doc. o7

Koishi can fly, smart guy.

[Toasty]

Koishi can fly, smart guy.

Three As:

Anti. Aircraft. Artillery.

[Spidere]

Three As:

Anti. Aircraft. Artillery.

One B:

Bazooka.

[lumber_of_the_beast]

I suggest getting at least a hundred feet away from me, so you don't have to undergo any difficulty when the restraining order comes into effect.

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[Serela]

* Koishi accidentally trips on a small rock and splashes water all over Satori

You tripped on yourself?!

[Gpop]

Requesting permission to throw Koishi off of a cliff, doc. o7

* Koishi throws cliff off Toast~

What a neat trick Gpop has shown me~.

[Toasty]

* Koishi throws cliff off Toast~

What a neat trick Gpop has shown me~.

Thank you for relieving me of that cliff that was on top of me. I guess you could say....it was a pain in the back.

[Fetch()tirade]

You are past redemption!
* Arthas'd

[Sana]

Doc, lately I've been getting this urge to regard all creation fondly. Why should I do?

[Paul Debrion]

Doctor I...

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