And here it is.Funny thing happened earlier - and you really should not read this if you're eating or just ate but - Spoiler: I typed "I'll re-up to Sharebee in a minute." while sitting on the toilet. I had just birthed a healthy mountain of man chocolate when I hit the post button. I put the phone in the front pocket of my hoodie, wiped, and then stood - causing the phone to slide out of the pocket and plunge headfirst into the toilet, planting itself right into the top of my pile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgR-cfMerJgGIMME THEM STAPLES
PREPARE YOURSELVES
THE ELUSIVE SNEAKY SNEAKY HIDEY HIDEY WHERE DID HE GO 7HS
BECAUSE PEPSI IS GROSS