Noooow this is a story all about how
My unlife got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit down son
I'll tell you how I became the mistress of the scarlet mansion
Iiiiiiiin west Transylvania born and raised
As a loli is how I spent most of my days
Chilling out, relaxing, drinking a fuckton of tea
Looking at the sky and... drinking some more tea
When a couple of vamps who were up to no good
Started embracing people in our neighborhood
I got one little bite and my sis did too
We had to evacuate our town for a new locale, foo'.
I whistled for Sakuya and when she came near
Her maid outfit was fresh and she had knives in the mirror
I knew right away that this was one crazy ho
But I said "Nah, forget it. Yo bitch, to Gensokyo!"
I flew up to the mansion really late in the eve
And I yelled to the maid "Hey Sak, make me breakfast"
I looked at my mansion, I was finally on it!
To drink a whole lot of tea as the mistress of Scarlet.