Author Topic: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!  (Read 33152 times)

HakureiSM

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #180 on: December 11, 2009, 09:56:53 PM »
I was like "hey Ruro is winning so bad :V" but then the twilight bookmark.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #181 on: December 11, 2009, 09:58:19 PM »
I would also like to give UD a win point, because I have litteraly fallen in love with his voice :V
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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #182 on: December 11, 2009, 10:00:07 PM »
Normally I would agree that Rurot has lost. But even with that bookmark, she's outclassed her opponent so bad that her failure is more of a D- in comparison.

In short: Both killed and mangled.

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #183 on: December 11, 2009, 10:07:53 PM »
Remilia Scarlet would rip Edward Cullen's fucking dick off and shove it down his throat.

You can't even compare those two. And Remi doesn't sparkle in the sunlight. She kills you.

You are obviously so goddamned starved for attention. Not only did you read TWILIGHT (cough cough hack choke puke bleck die) which is the trademark for lonely young girls, but you did it because your friends made you.

Good god damned Jesus Christ dipping chocolate bananas at a carnival stand. You suck, girl. Do the whole world, specifically yourself, a favor and go kill yourself by eating the copy of Twilight that you hide under your pillow and use to masturbate every night.

HakureiSM

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #184 on: December 11, 2009, 10:10:55 PM »
Normally I would agree that Rurot has lost. But even with that bookmark, she's outclassed her opponent so bad that her failure is more of a D- in comparison.

In short: Both killed and mangled.
Your opinion is respectable, sir.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #185 on: December 11, 2009, 10:11:31 PM »
Remilia Scarlet would rip Edward Cullen's fucking dick off and shove it down his throat.

Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #186 on: December 11, 2009, 10:13:27 PM »
Sav'd so hard!

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #187 on: December 11, 2009, 10:28:01 PM »
An insufferable fanbase full of fucking retards.
Undeserved, unwarranted importance in the canon at large.
Overpowered and boring.
Shitty character in general with no redemptive qualities except for overdone sex appeal.

HMMM, SOUNDS A LOT LIKE REMILIA, DOESN'T IT?!

Perhaps you don't have a Twilight bookmark (which I found on the fucking sidewalk, so don't go thinking I paid good money for that), but it sure sounds like you're Mrs. Meyers' biggest fan, UD. Perhaps you need to refresh your memory. Go re-read that copy of Eclipse you have by your bedstand.


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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #189 on: December 11, 2009, 10:32:38 PM »
YOU PICKED UP A TWILIGHT-BRANDED BOOKMARK OFF THE ROAD??


How fucking desperate are you!?!?

I wish both Edward Cullen and Remilia Scarlet were real, Ruro. That way your zombie-eyed creepy fuckface and my sweet, smart, sassy and sexy lolimage could have a duel and make Edmincemeat. But that would happen just before Edward dumps you, because the sick fucker gets his power from having girls be infatuated with him.

Get help, you sorry slut. You need it.

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #190 on: December 11, 2009, 10:33:58 PM »
...my sweet, smart, sassy and sexy lolimage...

...So when do you start talking about Remi?
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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #191 on: December 11, 2009, 10:34:53 PM »
...So when do you start talking about Remi?

Just what I was thinking. Smart, perhaps, but not the rest.

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #192 on: December 11, 2009, 10:36:54 PM »
BIG TEXT = I HAVE SOMETHING DEEP AND MEANINGFUL TO SAY

Yeah no.

In fact, let's take this a step further. Tell me, do you find illness attractive? Do you like the idea of having the girl you love break down in a coughing fit every other moment? No?

Patchouli. Which smells terrible, by the way, much like your fiction.

Face it, UD, you only like characters the fanbase likes. You move with the current more than I ever could. I read Twilight knowing full well that it was pure shit, but unlike you I wanted to see it with my own eyes instead of regurgitating what other people told me.

Please, UD. Go home and get yourself some actual experience before you start making facts based on your opinions that you just heard someone else talking about.

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #193 on: December 11, 2009, 10:37:20 PM »
UD's trumpeting Remilia? Changed my mind, Mima wins.
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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #194 on: December 11, 2009, 10:39:01 PM »
I think Ruro has this all wrapped u--

Patchouli bashing

...Never mind, this could go on for a while yet...

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #195 on: December 11, 2009, 10:39:11 PM »
This is lost.

Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #196 on: December 11, 2009, 10:39:49 PM »
UD's trumpeting Remilia? Changed my mind, Mima wins.
I have to agree [nsfw]http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=652291[/nsfw]

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #197 on: December 11, 2009, 10:41:09 PM »
In the end, Kriegs makes you all look like hacks~

But Ruro is my friend, so I shall support her to the end.  Go Ruro~!
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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #198 on: December 11, 2009, 10:44:27 PM »
Big text = I have something I wish to say with MUCH EMPHASIS.

And even that much emphasis is tooooooooo little for the amount of shock I feel at knowing that you

PICKED UP A TWILIGHT BOOKMARK UP OFF THE SIDEWALK!!!!!

I mean holy shit it doesn't get any lower than that!

Also, you're a fucking hypocrite girl. Not only is Twilight the owner of a way worse fanbase than Touhou could ever hope for, but you're a Touhou fan too! Or did you forget what forum you were posting in?

You have no room to talk, being infatuated with that domineering bitch Shiki.

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #199 on: December 11, 2009, 10:44:35 PM »


Ruro, UD!

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #200 on: December 11, 2009, 10:58:03 PM »
Domi-- Excuse me, WHAT?! Shikieiki has the best interests of the people at heart. Or did you mix her up with that annoying, petulant vampire whore Remilia Cullen?

Also, I don't like overrated things. I'm not like you. Or else I would have a review on my site for the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Actually, let's increase your site hit count by one and check it out!

RoSD. Reimu is pretty decent, and also quite unlikable. Your fanboy fucktarded favoritism shows with Marisa and Remilia. RCB. Sakuya's a whining bitch with an annoying fanbase. RLR. I can just imagine your fanboy drooling over Kaguya. And let's not get into SakuRei.

In fact, there is one character you have ever written about who was worthwhile:



Apart from the awesomeness that is Reisen (despite your bad writing, Reisen will never cease to be interesting and compelling), your fanfiction career has been nothing more but pure catering to drooling fanboys. You're a hack, UD. Go home and let the adults write quality stuff while you play with your Remilia Cullen dakimakura.

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #201 on: December 11, 2009, 11:06:04 PM »
UD is resorting to "lol you fucking suck". I think Ruro's got the lead again. :S
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #202 on: December 11, 2009, 11:06:22 PM »
Shiki also has no one's interests at heart but her own. She's easily the most selfish of all Touhou characters, because she scolds and lectures to bolster her own self-inflated ego.

And, yes. I wasn't honestly sure if we'd get that deep in the mud slinging! Insulting the details of each other's writing, eh? Well, I have nothing to offer you in that regard.

Why?

Because your stuff is too damned boring to read!

I mean, I know you're a history student. And you take the dusty old irrelevance of historical texts and infect Touhou with it. In your attempts to make something that's a grand, sweeping view of history, you degrade the storytelling potentialities of Touhou into a slow, un-engaging chronicle that no one cares to read.

Too much telling, not enough showing. Haven't I told you that before? But then again, you're not in the habit of listening to your elders, are you? Stupid.

You, I mean.

You're booksmart but practically stupid.

Stupid as god damned hell.   
« Last Edit: December 11, 2009, 11:15:14 PM by Usually Dead »

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #203 on: December 11, 2009, 11:09:35 PM »
That was bad. UD that sucked.

Moerin

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #204 on: December 11, 2009, 11:11:23 PM »
Next, UD will resort to hairpulling and calling Ruro fat.  Just watch~
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HakureiSM

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #205 on: December 11, 2009, 11:11:46 PM »
Ruro is shooting foward like v-tec kicked in.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #206 on: December 11, 2009, 11:12:12 PM »
ITT there are no winners.

HakureiSM

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #207 on: December 11, 2009, 11:14:04 PM »
ITT there are no winners.
Yeah, of course. But we can watch them fight until one is too embarassed to continue, right?~
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #208 on: December 11, 2009, 11:27:40 PM »
You guys obviously don't understand the point of this. UD is actually close to winning right now.

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Re: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans!
« Reply #209 on: December 11, 2009, 11:28:55 PM »
You guys obviously don't understand the point of this. UD is actually close to winning right now.
So nanoka?