My little Christmas entry.
Santa got run over by a reindeer
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much egg nog
And we begged her not to go
But she left her medication
So she stumbled out the door
Into the snow.
When they found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminating Clause marks on her back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinking beer and playing cards
With cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
Or send them back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched
The hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Original lyrics in soundMokou got run over by Kaguya
Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such things as lorries,
But as for me and Mokou we believe.
She'd been drinking with Suika
And we'd begged her not to go,
But she lost her favorite clothing
So she stumbled out the door
Into the snow
When they found her a bit later.
At the scene of the attack.
There were tire tracks on her forehead
And incriminating NEET marks on her back
Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Mokou, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Mokou
She's been taking this so well
See her there torching Eientei
Drinking beer and kicking ass
With Kiene
It's not Christmas without Mokou
Torching Eientei till it's black
And we just can't help but wonder
To our festival will she
Be coming back.
Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Mokou, we believe
Mystia is being stalked
By Yuyuko, The Hungry
And Red-and-White is hoping
For many donations
I've told all my friends and feighbors
Eientei has some new toys
That just ran over Mokou.
Kaguya Likes to drive it
Roaring through bamboo
Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Mokou, we believe
Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Mokou, we believe
(I won't sing it)