Filling in third image:
MY NAME: Gpop
MY BEST FEATURE: Fapping
THE PEOPLE I LIVE WITH: Koishi, Satori, Utsuho, Orin
MY FAVOURITE BIBLE VERSE: Oh I got plenty:
He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths
Kids, don't fuck with bears (Too lazy to host image =/).
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
O.O
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
WOMAN, DO NOT GRAB OUT JUNK, OR WE SHALL CUT OFF YOUR HANDS! THAT IS MAN'S LAW THERE!
No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the LORD
Wait what? Crushing? How?
David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
Wow. Girls, if the guy is even WILLING to do this, you got a keeper.
*ahem* Shall we continue?
THINGS I'M GOOD AT: Fapping, Music Games, Cramming, Fapping, Touhou, Fapping.
I LIKE TO READ THE BIBLE WHEN I'M FEELING: Emo, suicidal, horny, drunk, high.
THE BIBLE CHARACTER MOST LIKE ME: Uhh...the snake?
WHEN I'M AN ADULT I'D LIKE TO: Fap more.
RIGHT NOW I TRY TO PLEASE GOD BY: wut?