Are you ready for the the arthritis, boys and girls? Are you prepared to experience the photography or someone whose malfunctioning brain sometimes goes left when he wants right and vice versa? Are you ready to wonder just how someone with such bad hand-eye coordination could possibly beat a normal mode!? Are you prepared to question how a cellphone camera could be so overwhelmingly crappy?!?
No?
TOO BAD IT'S TIME FOR 
It's a box! With Kisume and her slime homies for scale and also protection of addresses.
They make a fine team, don't you think?
That's it, lads, all together now. (It's gonna take me weeks to get them out of that bubble wrap)
Whatever this is, they don't like it...
Oh lord the inauguration is tomorrow this is too real ;_:
Here's a picture with the HUD, which I really like. Helps sell the whole thing. A lovely envelope indeed!
Inside this was a very kind letter that I won't show because I don't want people stealing this nice person's DNA and also the picture had an address in the background. Secret Santos mentions that they thought about going onto Amazon, but felt going to a brick and mortar establishment is preferable when getting gifts. As well, they hoped my jimmies were not too rustled by sudden Trump-kuns, and apologized for their lovely and fully legible handwriting.
But with that very kind letter was something else!
I tried and tried to get my shitty camera to take a decent pic of this, but it's just not happening. Maybe I'll be able to get it scanned in the future? Either way, it's very pretty!
She likes it!
Goomer is interested in the big score here.
Oooooooooooooooooh SHIT! That looks interesting as hell! And it's also got surprisingly thick page stock.
Thank you very much Mysteryous Singaporean Secret Santa! The arts were lovely and amusing, the book looks helluva good and precisely the kind of thing I enjoy reading. Well done on all fronts, thank you so much!
