Roll to Dodge 2: Boss Rush Edition

[Failure McFailFace]

My luck is atrocious. I can't even do nothing properly. I'll play my ultimate move next turn, I need to be alive for it (well not really but the effect might be more fun if I'm living :V)

if you want to wait, i'll let you stay out of this turn

EDIT: I'm guessing you guys don't know about how you can just do a buff/debuff on yourselves/the boss, and you can get a higher/lower/catastrophic/universe-ending roll?

I guess not then.

[LaserTurtle]

>Roll dice at the firefly. Like, literal dice. Huge ones, if I have to.

[an unmatched sock]

>Demoralize firefly for being frozen.

[Failure McFailFace]

> Fill the jar with water.

[5]
The ice freezes the water. -250 HP

Keep /rolling for an early revival.

[5]
Congrats! You live again

Haha good lord that is something.
>Laugh at the unfortunate firefly who is now frozen for an extended period of time,

[3]
You laugh so hard, you start coughing blood. Whoops. -10HP

and fire stars at it.

[2]
While you have a coughing fit, you shoot stars at the jar. Thing is, these stars reflect like light and hit you instead. -106HP
YOU ARE DEAD

> Fire hard light beams at the firefly. Give her a taste of her own medicine.

[4]
The light pierces through the jar at least. -200HP

My luck is atrocious. I can't even do nothing properly. I'll play my ultimate move next turn, I need to be alive for it (well not really but the effect might be more fun if I'm living :V)

You are exempt from this turn

>Roll dice at the firefly. Like, literal dice. Huge ones, if I have to.

[2]
They crush you. Luckily, these are those huge foam dice you see at elementary school gymnasiums. -26HP

>Demoralize firefly for being frozen.

[1]
You get demoralized instead.
You huddle down in despair, thinking that you will never win this fight.
YOU GO GET COUNSELING IN THE OTHER WORLD

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Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 9219
ATK: 120
Next attack: 6 turns
Status: Frozen (4 turns)
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Current effects:
None

Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60	aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 120 ATK: 90	Kasu: HP: 360 ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90	an unmatched sock (Counseling for 2) HP: 40 ATK: 40	Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120
FlamingRok (dead for 2) HP: 30 ATK: 160	Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300	Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10
Mr Jovial HP: 30 ATK: 50	Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240	LaserTurtle HP: 14 ATK: 40

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[Failure McFailFace]

Table format, just copy paste

BASE STATS ONLY

Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60	aUsernameIsFineToo: HP: 120 ATK: 90	Kasu: HP: 360 ATK: 300
Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90	an unmatched sock HP: 40 ATK: 40	Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120
FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160	Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300	Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10
Mr Jovial HP: 30 ATK: 50	Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240	LaserTurtle HP: 40 ATK: 40

[an unmatched sock]

>(Innermost Thoughts) REALLY?! STOP BEING SAD! Ah well, let's wait it out.

[Patorikku]

> Continue the process of firing hard light beams at the firefly!

[FlamingRok]

That was fun while it lasted!
>"Gotta learn to work on my laughing..." Converse with said souls once more, not much else I'm going to accomplish here.

[Kasu]

> Use the jar as a football and go for the touchdown.

[Mr Jovial]

ultimate move next turn

LET'S GO MANH.
http://youtu.be/UT9w0PGykZ0?t=3s
>Roll a low number. Watch universe implode as paradox has occured. Even reverse logic failed me before so it's time to get meta.

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

> Cast thunder and lightning onto the enemy.

[LaserTurtle]

>USE THE MYSTERY CARD oh wait wrong forum game
>Sing song of dealing damage to firefly youkai

[Failure McFailFace]

>(Innermost Thoughts) REALLY?! STOP BEING SAD! Ah well, let's wait it out.

[5]
You are no longer sad. Still counseling, because your counselor insists to do so.

> Continue the process of firing hard light beams at the firefly!

[3]
You pump in light from the sun. The firefly melts, and is now kicking at the lid. Your hair is also on fire -150HP. death from flame hair

> Use the jar as a football and go for the touchdown.

[3]
You just barely reach the end zone, with the firefly being in it, and the jar being heavy as hell. You collapse from exhaustion (-10HP for the next 2 turns). Boss loses 150HP

LET'S GO MANH.
http://youtu.be/UT9w0PGykZ0?t=3s
>Roll a low number. Watch universe implode as paradox has occured. Even reverse logic failed me before so it's time to get meta.

[6]
wh-what??? wh-what am i suppfjasdfkl;fkjsl;afjwjuopj sjklfo2u 9-klsdjfio; w

(congrats. you killed the universe. Nice job breaking the universe, Jovial.) Boss loses 240HP

> Cast thunder and lightning onto the enemy.

[2]
Jovial's universe-imploding aside...

You fail to pierce the incredibly hard glass. You hit yourself. Twice. -120HP death by misfire

>USE THE MYSTERY CARD oh wait wrong forum game
>Sing song of dealing damage to firefly youkai

[3]
You are being dragged into the hole of the universe that is Mr. Jovial...

It does some damage. -20HP

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Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 8809
ATK: 120
Next attack: 5 turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None

Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60	aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 2) HP: 120 ATK: 90	Kasu: HP: 350 ATK: 300 Exhausted: -10 HP per turn (2 turns)
Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90	an unmatched sock (Counseling for 1) HP: 40 ATK: 40	Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120
FlamingRok (dead for 1) HP: 30 ATK: 160	Patorikku (dead for 2) HP: 120 ATK: 300	Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10
Mr Jovial HP: 30 ATK: 50	Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240	LaserTurtle HP: 14 ATK: 40

[Kasu]

> Fill the jar with bugspray.

[Mr Jovial]

Finally roll a good number on a turn where my action was to roll low, I don't think I won that round...
So I guess I either have a knack for paradoxes or messing up the universe, not got any other paradoxes so let's go with universe bending :V

>Glue the universe back together. Throw the universe at the firefly. Figure out what the hell throwing the universe actually involves.

[an unmatched sock]

>"Y'know, I think I'm finally understanding where to go with my life, Doc. I have my own power, and I can help others as well as myself. Fusion will help the world! I can't thank you enough, Doc."

[FlamingRok]

>Prepare to close the lovely conversation I had with the souls in the underworld. "It's been a pleasure having this conversation. Do not fret, I'll probably be back again."

[Patorikku]

Too anime to live.

> Take your time in the afterlife in clearing up your character arc. No one likes a rushed plot.

[LaserTurtle]

>Sing song of universe stability for everything except for the bug youkai

[Failure McFailFace]

not dead, just lazy

> Fill the jar with bugspray.

[1]
Whoops. You pulled out a can of Human-icide^TM by mistake. DEAD FOR 2

Finally roll a good number on a turn where my action was to roll low, I don't think I won that round...
So I guess I either have a knack for paradoxes or messing up the universe, not got any other paradoxes so let's go with universe bending :V

>Glue the universe back together.

[5]
The hole you accidentally summoned just disappears instantly.

Throw the universe at the firefly.

[4]
-33 HP

Figure out what the hell throwing the universe actually involves.

[6]
You have a revelation. Perhaps you don't need to throw the universe for damage. The RNG comes down and congratulates you on figuring out how to use the universe on your behalf. You are now his avatar for [2] turns. (Damage * 100)

>"Y'know, I think I'm finally understanding where to go with my life, Doc. I have my own power, and I can help others as well as myself. Fusion will help the world! I can't thank you enough, Doc."

[6]
Your counselor says that you are doing great in your counseling. You leave the counseling office with a huge smile and an amazing posture somehow. You are now confident for [5] (*10 damage)

>Prepare to close the lovely conversation I had with the souls in the underworld. "It's been a pleasure having this conversation. Do not fret, I'll probably be back again."

[4]
The souls want you to come back, but they let you go.

Too anime to live.

> Take your time in the afterlife in clearing up your character arc. No one likes a rushed plot.

[4]
Your big finale in the afterlife was a decent success. SPOILER: It ended up with half the main cast alive by the end. Good for you.

>Sing song of universe stability for everything except for the bug youkai

[2]
Wrong song, dammit! You shouldn't have sung "All About that Base," because it shook the base of the universe! (wink wink nudge nudge)
And you will die in a universe rift in the next [4] turns

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Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 8776
ATK: 120
Next attack: 4 turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None
The difference between attack and damage:
Attack is multiplied by the roll to get the Damage.
If your Attack is negative, you heal the boss.

Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60	aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 1) HP: 120 ATK: 90	Kasu: HP: 340 ATK: 300 Exhausted: -10 HP per turn (1 turns)
Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90	an unmatched sock (Confident for 5) (Damage * 10) HP: 40 ATK: 40	Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120
FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160	Patorikku (dead for 1) HP: 120 ATK: 300	Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10
Mr Jovial (RNG avatar for 2) (damage * 100) HP: 30 ATK: 50	Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240	LaserTurtle (will die in a rift in 4) HP: 14 ATK: 40

[Kasu]

> Use Samerecarm on self.

[FlamingRok]

>"Oh dear, it appears as if LaserTurtle has himself in a difficult situation there..."
>Well, let's see if we can change this. Perform wind magic to try and manipulate strong winds to drag him further away from the rift.

[LaserTurtle]

>Transfer rift in universe to target the bug youkai.  with the power of ROCK! Not literal rocks this time.

[Patorikku]

> Prepare yourself to join the world of the living once more!

[Mr Jovial]

Huh. So the RNG just came down to me? Well, doing completely nonsensical stuff seems to be working out so far sooo....

>Wield the RNG like a club or something and beat that firefly into submission with it.

[Failure McFailFace]

> Use Samerecarm on self.

[6]
It works so amazingly, you have double HP for [4] turns

>"Oh dear, it appears as if LaserTurtle has himself in a difficult situation there..."
>Well, let's see if we can change this. Perform wind magic to try and manipulate strong winds to drag him further away from the rift.

[2]
LaserTurtle is knocked over by the winds, but at least he isn't moving.

>Transfer rift in universe to target the bug youkai.  with the power of ROCK! Not literal rocks this time.

[2]
Your rock song shifts the rift a few feet. boss loses 13 HP

> Prepare yourself to join the world of the living once more!

[1]
Nope, still dead for [1]

Huh. So the RNG just came down to me? Well, doing completely nonsensical stuff seems to be working out so far sooo....

>Wield the RNG like a club or something and beat that firefly into submission with it.

[2]
The RNG does not appreciate being used as a club. Boss loses 1666 HP

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Boss: a humanoid firefly
HP: 7097
ATK: 120
Next attack: 3 turns
Status: None
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Current effects:
None

Kappa: HP: 240 ATK: 60	aUsernameIsFineToo (dead for 1) HP: 120 ATK: 90	Kasu: HP: 360 (x2) ATK: 300 Double HP for 4
Yuuna Zombolt HP: 100 ATK: 90	an unmatched sock (Confident for 4) (Damage * 10) HP: 40 ATK: 40	Kyo Tanaka HP: 40 ATK: 120
FlamingRok HP: 30 ATK: 160	Patorikku HP: 120 ATK: 300	Validon98 HP: 120 ATK: 10
Mr Jovial (RNG avatar for 1) (damage * 100) HP: 30 ATK: 50	Hanzo K. HP: 50 ATK: 240	LaserTurtle (will die in a rift in 3) HP: 14 ATK: 40

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[Kasu]

I'm still amazed at how I can consistently come back to life with that command in every RtD I've ever played. Too bad it only works once a game. ;>;

> Apply flamethrower to firefly.

[FlamingRok]

>Engulf fist in flames, and punch the firefly.

[an unmatched sock]

>Engulf firefly in nuclear fire. Then add more fire to that.

[Patorikku]

> Shoot, forgot my toothbrush, lemme just grab that and... Okay, return to the living properly this time.