Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 190513 times)

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #660 on:** November 18, 2015, 02:57:09 PM »

Anything that looked like Sekibanki would be banned from the premises due to fear of cheating.

What if the Aki Sisters were popular?

PK · « **Reply #661 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:46:02 PM »

There would be more stuff about them, that would increase their popularity even more.

What if everyone got Hecatia's fashion sense?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #662 on:** November 20, 2015, 01:22:37 AM »

Then Hecatia wouldn't stick out like a sore thumb anymore.

What if Sans from Undertale was a 2hu?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #663 on:** December 01, 2015, 05:41:17 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on November 20, 2015, 01:22:37 AM

What if Sans from Undertale was a 2hu?

Reimu will have a bad ORIGINAL JOKE time. Every spellcard will also have a bone related pun that only works in Japanese.

What if Yukari met Murtaugh?

Bic?- · « **Reply #664 on:** December 10, 2015, 10:01:43 PM »

Then Yukari, after an existential crisis, will become ZUN's favourite drinking buddy.

What if Shiki Eiki gets bigger boobs?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #665 on:** December 10, 2015, 10:29:25 PM »

Quote from: Bic?- on December 10, 2015, 10:01:43 PM

What if Shiki Eiki gets bigger boobs?

Then Komachi's will shrink.

What if Murasa "sank" Yumemi's Probability Space Hypervessel?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #666 on:** December 11, 2015, 01:17:36 AM »

The destruction of the Hyperspace Probability Vessel will probably trigger something that tears up the fabric of space-time, leading to another Incident that will feature the science-minded characters such as Rikako Asakura and the others as playable characters (or at least sidekicks ala Imperishable Nights).

What if Touhou Arcade?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #667 on:** December 11, 2015, 01:44:25 AM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on December 11, 2015, 01:17:36 AM

What if Touhou Arcade?

Then it will play like the PC games, except the difficulty is permanently locked on lunatic, you have to complete two loops to go to the extra stage, and you have to keep feeding it quarters if you lose all your lives.

What if Rikako, Rika, Chiyuri, and Yumemi all formed an alliance?

PK · « **Reply #668 on:** December 11, 2015, 02:27:28 PM »

No one would know about it unless they appear in modern canon :V

What if Rinnosuke's assistant is Youki?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #669 on:** December 11, 2015, 02:53:38 PM »

Rinnosuke might only be barely able to tolerate the intimidating old master. Of course, it will all be Played for Laughs.

What if Reimu is actually Poorfag (from Madoka) or vice versa?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #670 on:** December 12, 2015, 12:59:41 AM »

It would mean Reimu is using dye to make her hair colour lighter, and that she is doing a fantastic job going undercover as a student in the Madoka universe.

What if Claude Frollo was a Touhou character?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #671 on:** December 12, 2015, 01:44:47 PM »

They would be the one from the book which means everyone dies in the end.

What if Satan was a 2hu?

TresserT · « **Reply #672 on:** December 12, 2015, 02:01:15 PM »

Allow me to tell you a tale. It took place 36,000 hours ago...

Well, there was an ido game released at the time,
With a boss that fits your described design.

As such, I think this answer is fine!

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What if Murasa were a ninja instead?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #673 on:** December 13, 2015, 01:27:29 AM »

She would be Sendai instead of Kiso.

What if Steven from Steven Universe was a 2hu?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #674 on:** December 13, 2015, 08:42:34 AM »

Then Reimu would have a replacement if she's gone or whatsoever.

What if ZUN composed every country, nation and states around the world their own anthems?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #675 on:** December 13, 2015, 08:44:07 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal_Kills on December 13, 2015, 08:42:34 AM

What if ZUN composed every country, nation and states around the world their own anthems?

Then they will be full of ZUNpets.

What if the Five Magic Stones are an Eldritch god?

Raikaria · « **Reply #676 on:** December 13, 2015, 11:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on December 13, 2015, 08:44:07 AM

Then they will be full of ZUNpets.

What if the Five Magic Stones are an Eldritch god?

Well that explains the trippyness of the Dream World.

What if Marisa started careing about the beauty of danmaku instead of raw power?

PK · « **Reply #677 on:** December 14, 2015, 03:03:11 PM »

No more master sparks.

What if Junko was just Yukari in disguise?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #678 on:** December 14, 2015, 04:54:14 PM »

Then that means Junko is a Phantasm Boss.

What if every Bible in the world was collectively a 2hu?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #679 on:** December 14, 2015, 07:03:18 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on December 14, 2015, 04:54:14 PM

What if every Bible in the world was collectively a 2hu?

Then it would be the real youkai Jesus.

What if Aya met Mettaton from Undertale?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #680 on:** December 15, 2015, 02:30:11 PM »

Aya: I'm the faster news reporter!!

Mettaton: Who needs speed when you have legs like these?!

What if ZUN got hired by Disney?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #681 on:** December 15, 2015, 03:53:45 PM »

Expect a downgrade in art quality... or an upgrade to the OSTs... or both...

What if the next game has tanks as normal enemies?

PK · « **Reply #682 on:** December 15, 2015, 05:02:08 PM »

Lt Colonel Summers would be happy

What if the next game stars Kagerou and the Scarlets in a "vampire VS werewolves" game?

TresserT · « **Reply #683 on:** December 15, 2015, 07:21:24 PM »

A newhu human appears who happens to be Kagerou's childhood pal. Both Kagerou and Remilia fall in love with the newhu. A series of 4 books, 4.5 movies, and several teenage fangirls appear and the touhou industry booms.

What if the ido extra bosses formed a band?

PK · « **Reply #684 on:** December 19, 2015, 03:01:19 PM »

What are ido extra bosses? :V

snowflake247 · « **Reply #685 on:** December 19, 2015, 04:17:15 PM »

Quote from: PK on December 19, 2015, 03:01:19 PM

What are ido extra bosses? :V

The extra bosses from ido's danmakufu fangames (Elfin Mint, Toone Riko, that snake girl from RSS, and whoever WNSP's extra boss was.)

Goomba98 · « **Reply #686 on:** December 20, 2015, 07:51:06 PM »

Since that question looks impossible to answer, I'm gonna try and keep this thread going:

What if Bayonetta was a Touhou?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #687 on:** December 21, 2015, 08:27:40 AM »

Quote from: TresserT on December 15, 2015, 07:21:24 PM

A newhu human appears who happens to be Kagerou's childhood pal. Both Kagerou and Remilia fall in love with the newhu. A series of 4 books, 4.5 movies, and several teenage fangirls appear and the touhou industry booms.

What if the ido extra bosses formed a band?

They would be an unofficial band for reasons most obvious. :V

Goomba's question: What if Bayonetta was a Touhou?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #688 on:** December 21, 2015, 03:02:32 PM »

She would try to hunt down Tenshi, thinking of the Celestial being in league with the angels from her home game.

What if the existence of Gensokyo was covered up by the US government in a similar manner as they did aliens, and was hidden from everyone else including Japan and its government?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #689 on:** December 22, 2015, 02:19:20 AM »

Jesus Christ, ZUN, you're a hacker.

What if Gensokyo was located in Scotland?