> Apply ALL the Black Cleaver stacks to this "boss"
1: How exactly are you using a Cleaver on this thing?
Re-Roll!!6: LIKE THAT.
Boss RtD2: The boss loses 8% shields. Maybe you should have gone BloodThirster for more selfish damage.
>Beg for Death to bring me back in order to fight the newly arrived menace.
2: Death does not listen
> Fire ALL THE DAKKA at the boss.
5: ALL THE DAKKA...
Boss RtD2: Is still not quite enough! [-15% Shields]
....
hell yes
> Align self with Lightning Coronatus' side. Cast Thundaja on him to recharge his shields!
1 -> 6: You cast Thunderjara on Lightling Coronatus, the next step up, yet undiscovered by puny FF fans! [+20% Sheild recharge!]
Well, this is interesting. But I'll deal with you later, Rai. For now, it is time to deal with another boss.
>Let's see about draining this seahorse's power to put towards the revival of the Balrog!
5: I'm not sure how draining electricity revives a fire daemon, but it worked!
[-10% Sheild,
Balrog is Aliiiive!]
>Fuse with Death
3:
'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'
Oh wait you had to change that famous quote to be grammatically correct for that mantra to work.
>300Turtle: Attack space E4! Sink this battleship!
>400Turtle: SHOOT IT WITH THE MINISHARK! SHOOT IT DOWN!
6: I'm not sure what you are attacking with, traveling through time, but it's a hit!
Boss RtD: 2: Seriously, stop rolling 2's [-10% Sheild]
1->2:
You can't shoot the Minishark back 400 years in time!
> Apply buzz axe to boss
2: You cannot approach!
>use giant magnet on boss
5: Nothing happens, space metals are clearly not magnetic, else they would be drawn into every star or magnetic planet they went near.
"Ooh, she smacked that giant seahorse like a disobedient thrall!"
"Bob, do you generally punch your thralls square in the nozzle? Never mind, don't answer that."
3: You smack the giant robot seahorse on the nose, but a mere smack won't damage it.
>Lightning Coronatus is a horsie. WE WILL RIDE THIS HORSIE HELL YEAH!
3: You attempt to ride it, but it's kinda courseing with a gajillion volts...
Roll to Not get a Darwin Award!6: You are apparently made of a super-rubber that does not melt from the sheer heat of said gajillion volts.
> The excess lightning will revive the thunder head! Close enough!
5: OK, that Thunder Head is revived. Although I don't recall it dying.
>A lightning elemental? I have absolutely no interest in such a thing. Work on expanding my land instead.
6+1=7: You expand your lands a little too much, and enter the Fire Nation, where you hear that 'Firebending' at very high levels is linked to 'Lightling'. It may be in your interests after all.
Also Nuffle adds a counter.
>Pull the levers that seal the doors, raises the bridge-walls, arms the dozens of rows of traps, readies the atom-smashers, prepares the minecart shotguns, and fills the magma reservoirs. Nobody enters. Nobody leaves.
6: While you accidentally atom-smash some resources somehow by flipping the bridges, you're in lockdown mode. I'm sure you didn't need the food you atom-smashed. Right?
>GIGA DRILL BREAKAHHHH!
2: Lightling Cornatus is not the Heavens.
Flying/Electric/Steel, huh?
> Kilga: Have Parsee call in Yuugi to hit Coronatus with some Boulder Tosses.
> Yamame: Fastball special with Kisume, aimed right for the snout!
6: YUUGI SMASH
Boss RtD: 6: Cornonatus manages to not roll a 2, and somehow turns bolders into energy. [+5% because THEY ARE BOULDERS]
5+1: Not surewhat you're fastballin, but it works! Also what's up with all these 6's to attack Coro?
Boss RtD: 3: The Boss loses the 5% shields it gained.
>Cast ALit.
4: From what I can find that's a character, not a card, but whatever it's probobly not the ALit you're looking at :V
Boss RtD: 6: Whatever you threw at the boss gets absorbed. 'Parrently Magic and Machines do go together. [+5%]
>Attack with my dragon jetpack army.
6: WOOOOOO!
Boss RtD: 3: -7% Sheilds, [5% left]
>Ascertain the locations of all 4 ingredients of the CATACLYSM MUFFIN and if possible in this turn gather them.
1->5: You find the locations of all four ingredients of the CATACLYSM MUFFIN. However, it is not possible to gather all of them in one turn, even with a 6+.
> Cast Agidyne on the Sudden Flying Seahorse from Nowhere.
2: Agnidyne dosen't work.
>Throw Pluto (it's still a planet gosh darnit) at the boss
3: NOT FOR MUCH LONGER! *Throws off-target*
Boss RtD: 3: Pluto hardly glances the boss, still, it *is* a Trans-Neptunian Object. [-5%, SHIELDS DOWN]
Oh, I was expecting Crusty Hammer. Thank god.
>Alpha Beam.
6: You fire your Alpha Beam as he fires a Beta Beam, and somehow manage to get a Double Alpha Beam despite that being hard against this guy because of how his beams move!
Boss RtD: 2: The beam blasts into the boss, and it deals heavy damage! [-20% HULL]
>CHARGE!
1->1: Oh dear, doubleskulls...
Roll to Dodge!2: Well, at least it wasn't triple... [PHELGETH IS BADLY INJURED!]
> Cast 4x Tarunda to decrease the boss' physical and magical damage.
6: The boss' physical and magical damage are set to 0 for this turn, so it won't attack. Unfortunately, it instead casts x100 Ensuna on itself this turn, so it's back to normal.
Oh, the update arrived! And so did I, right on time! Maybe.
>This thing shares your element, so you'll do jack as far as damage goes. Assist the others attacking the boss by casting lightling resistance buffs!
5: Thunder-Na! [Everyone gets a +1 to resist attacks based on lighting, one-shot]
> I blackmail myself back to life through an elaborate scheme involving a high-ranking Yama, a box of tampons, and a giant squid.
1: Eiki is not pleased.
===
>Adopt Valve Time.
1: I'm not quite Gabe yet. I'm not even Shenzo with Monopoly. Yet.
====
Modifiers:
Everyone: +1 to any RtD of a lightling attack, one-shot per player. Players listed will have lost their immunity.
theshim: Silence the Voices; -1 modifier on any rolls to dodge from a melee attack from Shim. Must pass a Silence Roll, on a 1 he attacks himself instead.
Yamame: +1 to all rolls, Criticals excluded.
Wounded:
Phlegeth
Dead:
Flandrdj Scarlet
The Balrog
Keegster2
Validon98
Captain Infinity
Shadoweh
Unfortunate
2nd Life:
PX
Regret
Raitaki [You were on both dead and here, so admin error lets you live!]
Kasu
Yamame
Kilgamayan
ZengaRin
Purvis
Sourtori
Patorikku
Labuto
NNR
Perma-Dead:
Pesco
Uncertain Jakutten
Hero999
An Unmatched Sock
Other:
Nuffle: 1/6 Counters
Me: Apologetic for delays
Lightling Coronatus: 80% Hull, 30% Sheild [+30% recharge]
