Or don't. 'Cause, either way. I could care less.
Now, for Rou's problem... Seeing as he doesn't want any over-the-top violent solutions... *Marks off several things on a list, then reads down...* Uhhh... huh. Not much left to suggest aside from 'Grin and bear it', 'replace music with Soviet hymns' (As suggested by Vladimir and Alice) and 'get her a headset'. I'm sure there's some other solutions, but I am too lazy to recall them at the moment.