OK, this is starting to get kind of irritating.
I honestly didn't know what sage was.
I don't go around the internet often, barring the sites I know and enjoy.
And now this has happened and my computer may in fact be messed up, and here you people are yukking it up like no tomorrow. A few of you (thank you, Purvis, Moogy) have moved to help.
I am not a retard who doesn't know anything, I am not a joke to be laughed at, I am a REAL PERSON who is now having a REAL PROBLEM with their computer and who needs some HELP with it (and who has thankfully been getting some aid). So if you would stop laughing about my plight, that would be really appreciated.