>Oh hey, it's that little accident we caused. May as well see the report on it, just to make sure we didn't hit the wrong guy.
>...We may as well look into that other stuff too. Since a god needs a Shrine Maiden, and Gensokyo's mostly Youkai, that blondie might have the potential.
>House Collapsed!
Yesterday, a house of family randomly collapsed in a heap. No one was hurt. The son of the family slept through the entire thing. When to comment on this, he said, "It's must be that doll I found outside the village. It changes it's expression time-to-time." If anyone sees this doll, get rid of it.
>Explosion in the Mountains!
Yesterday, an explosion in the Mountains shook the place last night. The result was a large crater. What makes this crater strange is a watermelon was found in the middle. We asked locals to for how this happened. A Kitsune we asked said. "I was busy sun tanning when this watermelon came flying from the sky. Watermelons? I remember the times when peaches fell from the sky," We ask everyone to look out for flying watermelons.
>Dark-looking Youkai: New Information.
The Youkai from before was found again at her usual spot. A witness said she was reading books with pictures called 'Manga'. Another said she was found stealing baskets from the storehouses. Whatever she is looking for, we can't tell.