AND SO CHRISTMAS CAME. I already opened my present a bit earlier, it was my secret weapon in the war against the mass amount of presents my mother gets from her students each year.
She still won in numbers but my family was like 'oh shit this is awesome' so i think i won
So open opening the envelope with I first pulled out something really awesome
GOD DAMN ART. The copies are sadly wrinkled from transportation, but still really pretty and I'm considering hanging them somewhere. (also pictured magical chaore beds)
But wait. Whats that above those beautiful futos? (WHICH ARE ALSO SIGNED WITH SEXY HANDWRITING)
A really damn nice empty booklet, containing a message (With incredibly sexy handwriting, if I may say) from my incredibly mysterious Secret Santa. I swear this is actually something I should know but i'm somewhat inebriated at the moment and I really like it. (also manly chaore hands, contain yourselves ladies)
And for a stinger, on top of those already awesome gifts?
SEIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (ALSO STUFFED ANIMALS)
This is actually a little hanging cloth thing, for a door or something and aaaaa screw how to properly explain it it is SABER AND IT IS AWESOME
AF IS BEST SECRET SANTA LET ME SMOTHER YOU WITH HUGS AAAAAAAAA
(I AM ATLEAST FAIRLY SURE IT'S AF. ACCEPT YOUR HUGS IF YOU ARE NOT AF THOUGH)
(ALSO AF I ACCEPT YOUR DECLARATION WE ARE SECRET SIBLINGS, GIVE ME A HUG)