Mokou Quest 2: Sinnoh Edition

[capt. h]

>Give Wriggle the gas mask
>"Anyway, Wriggle, there are some nasty unknown gas up there, and I just happened to have prepared this to protect your personal safety."
>Sidelong glance at Kaguya.

> "Why are we going up there again? Also, um, thanks?"

> "Give me that, I'm the leader." Kaguya demands.

>Burn Kaguya anyways.

> Her screaming is like music to your ears. She takes out some weird weasel to put herself out.

>"Mystia, I'm not going to burn you unless you try to eat somebody. And what the hell, if we find someone up there who's already dead, I might even be willing to let you have a little. No helping anyone along, though. Only people who died without our help."

> "Seriously? Because I have this huge craving lately, you know human meat is hard to come by."

>_

[Kasu]

> "It's probably not the best idea to try and test me."

[IdiotsOpposite]

"I'm being nice. I don't recommend pushing it."

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>"But yes, if we find someone who's already dead, you can have some."
>Give Mystia the other gas mask.
>"Also, you'll want one of these, too."
>"Now come on, let get going before asshat here," indicate Kaguya, "gives us any more trouble."

[capt. h]

> "It's probably not the best idea to try and test me."

"I'm being nice. I don't recommend pushing it."

> Mystia backs down. "Alright, no live humans."

>"But yes, if we find someone who's already dead, you can have some."
>Give Mystia the other gas mask.
>"Also, you'll want one of these, too."

> "Thank you?" the sparrow says.

>"Now come on, let get going before asshat here," indicate Kaguya, "gives us any more trouble."

> "I'm the leader here, and I'm saying you're bringing me along," Kaguya says. Her face is pretty badly burned (you're reminded of Freddy), but she doesn't seem to even notice at this point. "You can feel free to leave any time."

> What a pain. You consider either violence or diplomacy. Or violent diplomacy.

[Kyo Tanaka]

>"Oh that reminds me, Cirno said you might get lonely..."

>"So she let me borrow Explody in case I encountered you." with a sadistic smile, while holding a pokeball.

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>Do we still have our Beedrill on us? If so, and if the Explody trick doesn't work, then send it out.

[DNAbc]

>Engage violence diplomacy

[capt. h]

>"Oh that reminds me, Cirno said you might get lonely..."

>"So she let me borrow Explody in case I encountered you." with a sadistic smile, while holding a pokeball.

> "Put down the pokeball," Kaguya says. "We both know you aren't that stupid."

> From Kaguya, that's quite the compliment.

>Do we still have our Beedrill on us? If so, and if the Explody trick doesn't work, then send it out.

> Your beedrill is in the PC, sadly. You have a scyther you could send out instead.

> Your party contains:

> Kingler
> Charmeleon
> Registeel
> Haunter
> Scyther
> Lucario

>Engage violence diplomacy

> You decide to engage in violent diplomacy. Or is it diplomatic violence? Either way.

>_

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>"Catch!"
>Throw the Pokeball at Kaguya, and as we do, fill it with flames. Keep the heat on such tha when Kaguya either catches it or gets hit by it (or, if she dodges it, when it's at its closest point to her), it violently explodes, preferably with as much damage to Kaguya as possible. If this doesn't kill her, finish her off quickly.
>"Wriggle, Mystia, let's get out of here before she revives and gives us more trouble."
>Take the two of them with us as we proceed onwards.

[DNAbc]

(I thought the plotness prevents us from having a deathmatch with NEET? XD)
(Though, if possible, DO have a deathmatch. :3)

>Show Kaguya the legendary.

[Kasu]

> Don't use a pokeball containing an actual pokemon for the exploding trick.

[capt. h]

>"Catch!"
>Throw the Pokeball at Kaguya, and as we do, fill it with flames. Keep the heat on such tha when Kaguya either catches it or gets hit by it (or, if she dodges it, when it's at its closest point to her), it violently explodes, preferably with as much damage to Kaguya as possible. If this doesn't kill her, finish her off quickly.

> Don't use a pokeball containing an actual pokemon for the exploding trick.

> Well this goes without saying.

> You aren't convinced pokeballs will explode like that, they might be inert. However, you have spells you know can explode like that. You use your exploding fire for the pokeball.

> "Huh?" Kaguya says, fumbling the ball as it lands. Which is fortunate for her, as it only leaves her legs blown off instead of her head.

> "Owowow, wait, you really WERE stupid enough to carry a voltorb around out of it's ball? Floatzel, help me out here!" Her weasel takes her by the arm and sits her upright.

(I thought the plotness prevents us from having a deathmatch with NEET? XD)
(Though, if possible, DO have a deathmatch. :3)

> You suspect death matches were always possible with the neet; although Kaguya wasn't in the mood before. You could always snap her neck but it's not as fun unless she fights back.

> Now, you don't care if Kaguya's in the mood, you want your traveling companions to yourself!

>Show Kaguya the legendary.

> You decide the best way to finish her off is with Registeel. "fujiyama, go!"

> "What kind of stupid name is HOLY CRAP YOU WEREN'T LYING. Floatzel, keep that monster away from me! Aqua jet, now!"

> Kaguya's weasel is charging your pokemon very, very quickly. It's shooting jets of water behind itself, you think this somehow speeds it up.

>"Wriggle, Mystia, let's get out of here before she revives and gives us more trouble."
>Take the two of them with us as we proceed onwards.

> "Hey, I'm not done with you yet!" Kaguya says, although she can't walk. Even though she can probably still fly, you doubt she'd be able or willing to keep up with you three if you wanted to leave her, not with those injuries; she'd need to let them heal first.

> Course, you could always knock her around a bit. Just for fun.

>_

[DNAbc]

>"Fuji, I command you to use Hyper Beam."

[Kasu]

> Wait to see if the attack works.
> Even if it doesn't, return Fujiyama, grab the two youkai, and bail.

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

>"Fujiyama, help Kaguya up."
>When Fujiyama begins picking up our eternal neet, "Actually, use crush grip instead!"
>CRUSH GRIP KAGUYA
YES!

[capt. h]

>"Fuji, I command you to use Hyper Beam."

> Your registeel shrugs off the Floatzel's attack, and makes to charge an attack. You aren't sure what Hyper Beam is, but you're pretty sure it's improvising, since it launches with a bolt of electricity instead. It stikes Kaguya, knocking her backwards and once again planting her on the ground.

>"Fujiyama, help Kaguya up."

> "Not a chance!" Kaguya say, "Floatzel, fall back. Salamander Shield!" Floatzel helps her upright again, and she takes out a familiar leather shield out of her bag and holds it over both herself and her pokemon, the magic then radiating outwards into a flaming barrier. You know this spell, it's designed to keep even your flames out. It's a barrier that absorbs any fire attack into itself. Other things can pass through it though, but the barrier usually sets them on fire.

> Yeah, you're not sure it's such a hot idea to send fujiyama through that.

> Wait to see if the attack works.
> Even if it doesn't, return Fujiyama, grab the two youkai, and bail.

> You return fujiyama and grab the two youkai, one under each arm. You cannot see Kaguya through the fire shield, and chances are she can't see you. You can certainly hear her gloating though.

> "Hah! Can't get through this, Mokou?"

> "Are we just gonna leave her?" Wriggle asks.

> "Yep."

> "Wow, this is pathetic," Kaguya mocks as you walk away. "I can keep this up all night!"

> You walk half a mile away before you see the glow of her flame barrier die. Then you hear her curses echo through the forest. You guess she only just realized you left.

> You put the two youkai down, then your phone rings. You aren't sure if you want to answer it, seeing as it's probably Kaguya.

>_

[DNAbc]

>Remember how we previously managed to break through the shield, and reasons for not employing it back then.
>I think it's Kogasa though, answer it!

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

>Pick it up! If it's Kogasa, horray.
>If it's Kaguya, smack her through the phone.

[LaserTurtle]

>If it's Kogasa, tell her it'd be quite a surprise if she arrived already prepared with a gas mask ahead of your group.
>Is that how Kogasa's surprise power works?

[capt. h]

>Remember how we previously managed to break through the shield, and reasons for not employing it back then.

> Eassiest way? Wait for her to tire herself out while throwing the occasional potshot so she doesn't put the spell down.

> Fastest way is to charge straight throw the wall of fire. After you get past that you have to dodge around additional waves of flames, it doesn't hurt so much as pushes you out. If you reach her, you can beat her up the old fashion way pretty easily.

> You walked away because you were planning to out-walk her with your prize regardless (Mystia and Wriggle), and she gave you a perfect 10 minute window with which to get away.

>I think it's Kogasa though, answer it!

>Pick it up! If it's Kogasa, horray.

> "Boo! Did I get you?"

> Yeah it's Kogasa.

> "God damn it Kogasa, that was terrible."

> ...and Kaguya aparently.

> "So... I'm here, but you're not," she says.

>If it's Kaguya, smack her through the phone.

> Unfortunately, you haven't developed a spell to hurt people through the phone.

>If it's Kogasa, tell her it'd be quite a surprise if she arrived already prepared with a gas mask ahead of your group.

> "Sadly, I don't. Why would I need one?"

>Is that how Kogasa's surprise power works?

> Probably not. You can SPECULATE if you'd like.

>_

[DNAbc]

>Ask about Kogasa's biology, and if her umbrella thingy has a need to breath too.
>"You are here at where?"

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>"I went on ahead. Had to get away from Kaguya."

[capt. h]

>"You are here at where?"

> "You know, here, where the fires were."

> "Mokou, you're a jerk." Kaguya yells through the phone. "Get back here and PICK ME UP, loser."

>"I went on ahead. Had to get away from Kaguya."

> "Ah, so you aren't travelling with Kaguya."

> "YES THEY ARE," Kaguya huffs. "Well, they were, until Mokou KIDNAPPED MY SERVANTS. They're still with me."

>Ask about Kogasa's biology, and if her umbrella thingy has a need to breath too.

> "Why would my umbrella need to breath?" Kogasa says. "Oh wait, you're talking about me. Yes, I need to breath."

> "Anyway, I'd be happy to answer anything specific, but you know, it's just standard umbrella youkai biology. I'm sure you've heard it all before."

> You are confident you haven't heard it all before.

>_

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>"Never had a reason to learn."
>"Also, don't listen to Kaguya. Leave her there and catch up with me."

[capt. h]

>"Never had a reason to learn."

> "Well, it usually depends on the umbrella youkai model how you close or open. In my case, I twist my foot left to close, right to open." Kogasa explains. "I can hop around and stuff, but nowadays I usually carry myself around. Most umbrella youkai have at least one eye like me, although more eyes isn't uncommon, and the mouth and tounge is optional. Sometimes it depends on the age of the youkai. In my case I know I breath, haven't exactly tried not breathing yet. Well, I mean I've tried, but usually after half a minute I fail."

> "The girl Kogasa, the one that carries me around is kinda me, but is also kind of not me. You know how gecko's regrow their tails? She's like a gecko tail."

>"Also, don't listen to Kaguya. Leave her there and catch up with me."

> "Sure!"

> "No, you're taking me with you," Kaguya says.

> "Don't wanna. *click*"

> Kogasa hung up.

>_

[LaserTurtle]

>Call Kogasa
>"Just asking, but can your umbrella-self handle constant blizzards? Does it catch fire easily?"

[DNAbc]

>Now let's head to Mt.Coronet after meeting up with Kogasa!

[capt. h]

>Call Kogasa
>"Just asking, but can your umbrella-self handle constant blizzards? Does it catch fire easily?"

> "I might turn inside out in high winds, which is really painful, and a blanket would be nice. Never tried setting myself on fire before."

> "So, is that everything?" Kogasa asks from immediately behind Mystia. Mystia spins around too fast and knocks the youkai over. You hadn't noticed before but Kogasa is surpri-... startlingly fast.

> "Yep," you say, hanging up.

>Now let's head to Mt.Coronet after meeting up with Kogasa!

> Your party heads to Mt. Coronet.

> You find a lightly trodden path that you follow west until you reach a cave at around 1:30 AM. You spot a mousy-looking thing above the cave's entrance.



>_

[DNAbc]

>Eat it, show the youkai the generousity of Mokou
>Methink it's a good chance to flex that legendary more, let Fuji out!