Mokou Quest 2: Sinnoh Edition

[LaserTurtle]

>Just gather anyone from Gensokyo we meet up with in a Giant Katamari ball. for our expedition.
>Of course, this does not include Kaguya. Go find your own Katamari ball, Kaguya. Oh wait, it'll have nobody because MY KATAMARI BALL IS BETTER. She'll have to go by herself. Loser.

[DNAbc]

>Just gather anyone from Gensokyo we meet up with in a Giant Katamari ball. for our expedition.
>Of course, this does not include Kaguya. Go find your own Katamari ball, Kaguya. Oh wait, it'll have nobody because MY KATAMARI BALL IS BETTER. She'll have to go by herself. Loser.

>Don't gather everyone, this wastes too much time.

[LaserTurtle]

>Don't gather everyone, this wastes too much time.

(well I meant anyone we ran into, but either one's fine.)

[capt. h]

We should take these two with us. God knows what might happen if we leave them alone.

> You know what'll happen too. In a couple days some poor sap will end up horribly maimed and half-eaten on the side of the road.

Just make sure they understand who's boss.

> Well, you could always use a pack-mule, if you want them to carry yourstuff around.

>"Nah, I'm not going to exterminate you. Why would I do that to my new travel companions?"

> "But, but..." Mystia begins, tears in eyes.

>"Now get up and get moving. We're heading for Mt. Coronet."

> You say this while lighting your hand up. Wriggle bolts upright off the ground, and Mystia says "Alright, alright!"

> They seem tense. That'll probably cool down when the stockholm syndrome kicks in.

>Do the harem route and hook up any LESBIAN MONSTER GIRLS we encounter without SUFFICIENT RESISTANCE TO FLAMING SILVER HAIRED BADASSESS

> You can't prove that Wriggle or Mystia are lesbians. Yet. A little voyeurism would clear that right up.

>Break necks through phones, btw

> You are just a fountain of spell ideas today. You add creating a spell to break necks through phones to the list, next to inventing combustible lemons.

>Just gather anyone from Gensokyo we meet up with in a Giant Katamari ball. for our expedition.

> You do love making piles of bodies. Even Cirno and Kogasa?

>Don't gather everyone, this wastes too much time.

(well I meant anyone we ran into, but either one's fine.)

> Honestly, you aren't sure how it'll work out. You've always been a loner by nature. But... you decide to try to form a "party".

>Of course, this does not include Kaguya. Go find your own Katamari ball, Kaguya. Oh wait, it'll have nobody because MY KATAMARI BALL IS BETTER. She'll have to go by herself. Loser.

> Naturally. She'll never match your body-piling abilities.

[IdiotsOpposite]

Tell them to lighten up and relax, and that this is supposed to be fun.

With a slasher grin.

[DNAbc]

>Waste time in the form of intimidating the duo while waiting for Kogasa
>"So, what has happened to you guys so far? Ate any tasty humans?"

[capt. h]

Tell them to lighten up and relax, and that this is supposed to be fun.

With a slasher grin.

> Is there any other kind of grin?

> Wriggle nods silently, trembling. Mystia is shouting "I'm relaxed! I'm lightened up now so please don't barbecue me!" she looks like she's about to cry.

>Waste time in the form of intimidating the duo while waiting for Kogasa

> Does Kogasa even know where you are? You don't recall telling her.

> Well, she's at least 2 towns away, since she's with Keine.

> You still want to intimidate these two.

>"So, what has happened to you guys so far? Ate any tasty humans?"

> You raise your fires high and chuckle as you say this. You suspect Mystia will need a new pair of underwear.

> "W-we would n-never harm a human, right Mysti?" Wriggle stutters.

> "It was a youkai mime! I swear! Not a human!" Mystia begs, hiding behind Wriggle again. "I can't even touch the humans, their youkai beat us up!"

> "They're p-pokemon, Mysti," Wriggle corrects.

> "Yeah, those things!"

>_

[Kasu]

> Wait... You ate something that creepy?  I commend you for your bravery."

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

>"And since you're so brave, why not come up against..."

>Crack knuckles

>"A few, more fiery ones."

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>Drop the evil act after a few seconds.
>"Just kidding. Even I gave the mime thing a wide berth. I'm impressed you two didn't do the same. That earns points."
>"'Sides, I'll want you at the top of your game if we run into trouble in Coronet."

[capt. h]

> Wait... You ate something that creepy?  I commend you for your bravery."

> ...Um, thanks?

>"And since you're so brave, why not come up against..."

>Crack knuckles

>"A few, more fiery ones."

> "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"

>Drop the evil act after a few seconds.
>"Just kidding. Even I gave the mime thing a wide berth. I'm impressed you two didn't do the same. That earns points."

> "You're mean..." Mystia says, breaking down into tears. You'd feel more guilty about this if Mystia hadn't already admitted to trying to eat human. She's been here for what? A day, tops?

>"'Sides, I'll want you at the top of your game if we run into trouble in Coronet."

> "Wait, what? Why?" Wriggle asks. "The news says Coronet's a death trap right now, why the hell would you want to climb that thing? Well, besides that you're obviously insane."

> "Um, please don't torch me for that..."

>_

[GuyYouMetOnline]

>"Yeah, sounds like shit's going down up there, and I intend to put a stop to it."

[DNAbc]

>"The times that I've fallen into a deathtrap are twice the amount of humans you ate in your lifetime."

[LaserTurtle]

>"Well obviously then I'll just power through all the deathtraps won't I?"
>"You guys can scavenge around after my trail of destruction, catch some Pokemon or something."

[capt. h]

>"Yeah, sounds like shit's going down up there, and I intend to put a stop to it."

> "Um... good luck with that," Wriggle says.

>"The times that I've fallen into a deathtrap are twice the amount of humans you ate in your lifetime."

> "...I don't think we've eaten close to that much human."

>"Well obviously then I'll just power through all the deathtraps won't I?"
>"You guys can scavenge around after my trail of destruction, catch some Pokemon or something."

> "That's well and good, but you misunderstood. Mt. Coronet isn't filled with deathtraps, it is a deathtrap. Not even youkai brave blizzards. And um..." Wriggle pauses, voice lowering, "We don't want to die..."

>_

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

>"It's either you survive with me, or I roast you two up real good right now."

>"Remember to choose wisely~"

[DNAbc]

>Seriously, what's taking the umbrella youkai so long?

[LaserTurtle]

>"well Kogasa's coming, too, so you guys can use her umbrella body or something if you need blizzard protection,"

[capt. h]

>"It's either you survive with me, or I roast you two up real good right now."

> They whisper amongst themselves.

> "What if we made a run for it?"

> "We'd never make it. One of us'll have to hold her off."

> "Good luck, Wriggle."

> "What? no, you hold her off, I'm making a break for it!"

> "No, you!"

> "Fine, we'll both make a break for it," Mystia whispers. You suspect they're too dense to realize you can still hear them.

> "Or we could, you know, tag along."

> "You want to be stuck with that lunatic? In a blizzard?"

> "You want to be roasted alive?"

>"Remember to choose wisely~"

> "Um," Wriggle begins, "We decided that we don't want to be roasted alive, or climb Mt. Coronet. Can that be an option?"

>"well Kogasa's coming, too, so you guys can use her umbrella body or something if you need blizzard protection,"

> "We pick not dying today." Mystia decides for the pair.

>Seriously, what's taking the umbrella youkai so long?

> You immediately recall that Kogasa was in Canalave less than half an hour ago, and it takes about 6 hours to get to where you are from Canalave. You also never told her where you were. You can call Kogasa to give her directions, or go to bed and see if she's found you by morning. It is around 11:10 PM.

>_

[Kyo Tanaka]

>Light up some flames. Let them know we can hear them.

[LaserTurtle]

>Call Kogasa. If she answers, tell her you're going to send a signal for where you are.
>Shoot up a column of fire into the air to intimidate Mystia and Wriggle while signaling to Kogasa your location. This is going to be great.

[DNAbc]

>Call Kogasa

[capt. h]

>Call Kogasa

>Call Kogasa. If she answers, tell her you're going to send a signal for where you are.

> "Boo! Well? Did I get you?"

> "No," you say. "Kogasa, I'm going to signal you, alright? Just follow the pillar of fire."

> "Gotcha."

>Light up some flames. Let them know we can hear them.

>Shoot up a column of fire into the air to intimidate Mystia and Wriggle while signaling to Kogasa your location. This is going to be great.

> "Think we could kill her in her sleep" Mystia says.

> "Nah, she'll just resurrect."

> You hold your hand over the phone, and announce, "I can HEAR you, you know," while releasing wings of fire that arch up into a mighty pillar.

> "Sorry! Sorry!" the pair beg. You return your phone to your ear.

> "Ooooo, nice." Kogasa says. "Yeah, I can see you now. It looks like you're pretty far away, it'll take me at least two hours. You want to meet in the Jubilife pokemon center?"

>_

[DNAbc]

>"Eh....sure, I will just do something productive while I wait."
>Call Kaguya, hang up on Kogasa

[IdiotsOpposite]

Suddenly go all Jekyll-Hyde on Wriggle and Mystia and be really really nice to them. This will freak them out.

[LaserTurtle]

>Ask Kaguya who she's traveling with, and laugh in her face if she has fewer traveling buddies. Brag about your body-piling skills too. They, naturally, are better than Kaguya's.

[capt. h]

>"Eh....sure, I will just do something productive while I wait."
>hang up on Kogasa

> "See you soon!"

> You hang up on Kogasa.

Suddenly go all Jekyll-Hyde on Wriggle and Mystia and be really really nice to them. This will freak them out.

> You think this is a good idea.

> ...How do you do nice again?

> "Now, now, no need to be a nervous wreck you two. So... are you having fun?"

> "...what's your angle?" Wriggle asks.

> "No angle."

> Your shift in attitude does have them uneased.

>Call Kaguya

>Ask Kaguya who she's traveling with, and laugh in her face if she has fewer traveling buddies.

> "I'm currently alone. Thank god. You know that ice fairy was horrible."

> "SO WHY THE HELL DO I MISS HER ALREADY. Can you believe that Kogasa turned me down? KOGASA."

> You laugh.

> "Well? Did YOU find anyone worth traveling with?"

> Brag about your body-piling skills too. They, naturally, are better than Kaguya's.

> "Hah! I'm not that sadistic yet! And that makes me better than you!"

> Wait, no, I generally better than you I don't need proof DON'T YOU DARE BE BETTER THAN ME. AT ANYTHING.

>_

[Kyo Tanaka]

>"Keine, Wriggle, Mystia, KOGASA."

[LaserTurtle]

>"Since Kogasa's with me, it obviously means that she likes me better. Hah!"
>"Naturally because of the charm that comes with body piling skills of my magnitude"
>"See? Nobody likes you except for your weird moon people!"

[capt. h]

>"Keine, Wriggle, Mystia, KOGASA."

> "That ungrateful little umbrella! Can you believe I offered to let her carry my stuff around, and she turned me down? I mean, come on, would you rather travel with a real live princess or a bum arsonist?"

>"Naturally because of the charm that comes with body piling skills of my magnitude"

> Not the kind of skillset you brag about, unless you're a mass grave digger. You weren't involved in any genocides in the past millenia, were you?

>"Since Kogasa's with me, it obviously means that she likes me better. Hah!"

>"See? Nobody likes you except for your weird moon people!"

> "At least I don't have to lie about my party size. On another note, did you threaten Wriggle and Mystia with cremation to make them follow you? "

>_