Okay, so moving from where I left off, I had figured a few things out, namely the most likely way I would get into Gensokyo is via the Yukari Express since I wasn't able to get a clear answer on whether or not I needed to be in Japan and near the Hakurei Shrine to crossover on the Road of Reconciliation. However, when I thought of Yukari taking me, I wondered why she would...since the act could drain her of quite a bit of energy, and I figured that the only answer that would make sense would have been my spiritual potential. Still, Yukari is a youkai so she doesn't think like a human, so it be any other number of reasons really.
With that said, let's move on to the next step:
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Location
Now where would Lady Yukari drop me off?
Now, I'll be listing the known Locations and giving my $0.02 on 'em, so, here we go:
Ancient City - This seems like a fine place to die...my thanks Lady Yukari.
Bamboo Forest of the Lost - This could to me getting to Eientei or the Human Village, the problem is I won't have a way to communicate with either Mokou or any of the Eientei crew if they find me, though maybe, just maybe, they might have picked up a few other languages, they're all the most likely to know other languages including their version of English. Without running into Mokou or any of the Eientei folks, this could end with me either dying of starvation and exhaustion or as a youkai snack.
Dream Palace Great Mausoleum - Not sure about this one, would Lady Yukari even see a point to warping me into a mausoleum, especially Miko's?
Eientei - The Eternal Mansion, and like I mentioned, the most likely place where they know English, but I'm not betting on it. I'm might be an interesting guest for the Princess, if they would extend that courtesy while I try to build some kind of foundation with lessons in the local language, but this is all under the assumption that they would allow me to stay in the first place?and I'm actually remarkably optimistic about in the first place for some reason.
Forest of Magic - I need to find Marisa's home or find a way to the Hakurei Shrine or I'm screwed at night time, if I end up there at night, well, goodbye folks it?s been real.
Great Youkai Forest ? This depends on a few factors; that I find Hina or Hina finds me, that as a goddess she can understand and communicate with me, or, as Pesco pointed out, my potential helps me to communicate with her more easily. If that bit is true, then maybe the Youkai Forest might not be so bad since quite a number of kami are living there.
Hakugyokurou - ?death. I don?t think I?ll able to survive in the Netherworld for too long, if that concern is unfounded, then I?ll hope that my efforts to communicate with Lady Yuyuko and her attendant Youmu would not lead to disaster?there is no way she can?t at the very least summon a spirit who knew English to serve as a translator and later a language teacher. By the by, I know for a fact that Lady Yuyuko?s very presence would frighten me to no other degree. I would prefer to go to the Ancient City then this option.
Hakurei Shrine ? I don?t think Reimu and I would get along without a common language, otherwise she?s just as easy-going as I am. Would the Hakurei Miko know a shortcut to universal communication? Maybe not, so I?d guess that I would most probably end up being sent across the Border into Japan without Lady Yukari?s input on the matter.
Heaven ? Not quite sure what to make of this situation, from what I read, it seems like I wouldn?t be very welcome until I attained Enlightenment. Meh, I guess that would something to do until I learn the language and convince Tenshi to visit Gensokyo again and take me with her.
Hell of Blazing Fires ? I know like heat and all, but this is a little too much.
Human Village ? Obviously, the best option I?ve got for a number of reasons; Keine is here and hopefully she might be able to teach a poor guy the local language, a small of settled outsiders might know enough English to be my guide and translator while I get a foundation to build from. While I won?t be able to do much at first thanks to my body, I should still be able to work my ass off enough to show the village I just won?t be a waste of space?well, that and I could help out Keine in the school house after I get the language down. Teaching, quite literally, runs in the family.
Kourindou ? This one?I?m gonna tie this one with the Human Village for now.
Makai ? No clue as to why Lady Yukari would be that cruel, maybe as a way to accelerate my spiritual growth since Makai?s atmosphere does help promote studies in magic. I would need to get used to the atmosphere first, which might not happen at all to be honest. Plus since demons and a goddess live there, I would think that language won?t be an issue. Still, I?d prolly die here pretty quickly. At the same time, I remember something about it being permanently sealed off?
Mayohiga ? Another interestingly well-suited choice, but the most confusing. Why would she bring me Mayohiga?
Misty Lake ? A relatively safeish area, that could lead to the SDM or the Human Village since fishermen would every so often come by to test their luck in catching the giant catfish. My prime concern would be to keep Cirno and the other fairies amused long enough for me to figure where to head next.
Moriya Shrine ? An okayish area to end up, goddesses hopefully means a lack of language barriers, or since Sanae was transplanted as well, hopefully she was a good English student. We could trade by teaching each our languages, but I?m not sure how interested she would be in that deal. Random thought here, going back to the point of my potential, would you think Suwako would jump at the chance of having a full time ?Priest??
Palace of the Earth Spirits ? Crap. Satori would prolly throw me out, plus I can?t say that mindreading trick of hers isn?t creepy. I need my privacy dammit.
Palaquin Ship / Myouren Temple ? While I might learn something from Byakuren and the crew, I don?t think I would want to stay here?not sure why yet. Since it?s near the Human Village, I?ll tie to my thoughts on the village.
Poltergeist Mansion ? This place might kill me as well, in terms of exposure and starvation, the Sisters play music, so they are forgiven for being Poltergeists. I would probably ask for an escort to the human village?if language wasn?t a problem.
Sanzu River ? Hopefully I would find Komachi there, and if language isn?t a problem, ask her for help to get to the human village. If not, then I can wait, I am a patient man after all.
Scarlet Devil Mansion ? This place terrifies me on the same level as Hakugyokurou. I would think at least Patchouli would know English and when I was discovered after my arrival by anyone other than Flan, then I could state my case fairly clearly. Depending on whether or not the young mistress decides to keep me, I would simply go along with she decides?like I said, this places terrifies me.
Senkai ? Chilling with Miko and her crew doesn?t seem so bad until you realize the only other language they may know is Chinese?I suck at it. If Miko could hear and understand my prayers than maybe we can solve the language relatively quickly. I would stay with them if anything to learn more about Taoism, since I?m fascinated by it.
Youkai Mountain ? This is nothing but trouble, I would ask to go up to the Moriya Shrine right away. I don?t think I?ll be able to do much else without knowing the language.
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It looks like the only places best suited and safe for me to end up at would be: Eientei, the Human Village, Mayohiga, the Moriya Shrine, and Senkai.
However, from the looks of things, the most likely places I would be sent to would be: the Forest of Magic, the Great Youkai Forest, the Hakurei Shrine, the Human Village, Misty Lake, the Moriya Shrine, and the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
*phew!*
Done, and as usual, thoughts? Comments? What would you guys do given the location you would find yourself in? What are you betting on?
Oh and let?s do a vote, from the places most likely I would be sent to, where do you want me to be sent to?
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Edit:
Looks like I missed a few...go ahead and discuss any ways, I'll edit it when I'm done with my reactions to them as well.