> Get Charmander to scratch the crap out of the Spearow. Don't want it to faint though!
>There's only one person that could be.
>Throw the bird at her. Without turning around.
> You have Charmander scratch the crap out of Sparrow while making a rude hand gesture towards the person behind you. For some reason, you think you would prefer to keep the Sparrow in a state in which it can continue to battle once you catch it, although you see no reason you can't simply catch the bird, or any pokemon for that matter, once it faints. You also begin wondering if Charmander knows any fire based moves.
> You decide to confront the person behind you.
>"Eager to die, are we?"
>Spin around and burn the shit out of her.
> You deliver your line, spin around, and burn the crap out of her. The third degree burns you give her were justified by the way she sliced a knife across side as you spun to face her. Perhaps stalling to make a rude gesture was not the best decision. It will be difficult to deal with her while you are still trying to catch Spearow; you consider on finishing with one of the two before moving onto the other.
> "Dammit, not waiting for the rival battle, and cheating against my cheat?" Kaguya huffs, catching her breath. She looks somewhat disheveled, you figure that she probably sprinted to catch up. "Don't you know how this game works? You're supposed to wait for me at the lab, then we have a battle in which our pokemon take turns attacking eachother. AND THEN we can start catching new pokemon."
> "Why?"
> "Because that's how things are done!" the princess pouts.
"And the worst part is, YOU MADE ME RUN YOU BASTARD! Go! Bulbasaur!" Kaguya sends out a small green... thing with a bulb on it's back. You note that her procedures don't seem very pragmatic. You also note that the Spearow will probably get away unless you catch it before you battle Kaguya. Course, Kaguya will probably start attacking whether you decide to battle her first or not.
> Have we named our Charmander yet?
> Why, no you haven't! You ought to do that!
>_