Started playing somewhere around summer 2010, first lunatic clear which was EoSD was in september 2010, finished all windows lunatic 1cc's december 2011. I still suck though.
The hell? I see a load of contradictions there, and let me assure you, I'm not doubting your credibility. Christ, that's awfully fast.
I was, uh, slow. I started playing in January 2009, pretty much getting into contact with the game first (well, it was a transition of two songs upon first contact, then EoSD).
I bought all games and 1CCed EoSD for the first time in March or April 2010, I think. Don't even know if that was with max lives or not, but I know that I definitely did do it with standard amounts sometime later. On Normal, SA was my greatest achievement, took me ages to clear compared to UFO, which I cleared in maybe a week, second time I got to Byakuren. Aside from finally 1CCing SA, I think that I had the best moment on the evening I 1CCed PCB on. Most notably, Lily White's barrage. It had always been a guaranteed Bomb there, but on that evening, for the first time, I could actually read and dodge it. I think that was the first time I had one of those "I'm improving!"-moments, and it's definitely the one I have the most fun recalling, makes me all fuzzy inside.
On Hard, I probably had the most trouble with PCB (though I didn't realize how to properly use Borders for survival until I was about 2 months into clearing it on Lunatic). My first Hard Mode clear was IN Final A in November 2009, my last one was UFO in July 2010.
On Lunatic, UFO was, by far, the most difficult game I've faced, followed closely by EoSD. Lunatic took me a long time, though, cleared the first game (IN again) in November 2010, Final B in December, TD, the last one, in March 2012.
The first Extra Stage I cleared was IN in December 2010, sometime after clearing Hard Final B. I recall that evening quite clearly because I was late for our graduation party because of it. I could have made it in time, but I flat out refused to clear the stage without facing Mokou's Last Word. In the end, I still made it in time to have some fun, as usual, avoided drinking at all and even found 2? on the floor, so I actually made profit going to a party, which was the perfect icing for the cake that day had been.
In between, I cleared DS and the likes. Now I'm working on GFW, which I'll follow with the Beat'em Ups, hopefully before the next game is released.