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Sakurei (NSFW)
« on: July 10, 2009, 06:19:47 PM »
The story title and the (NSFW) tag should tell you all you need to know, but I'm a blowhard so I'm going to keep talking anyway.

This is my first (and probably only) Touhou story to focus on sexuality. It's available to read at:

www.usuallydead.com -> Stories -> Retelling of Oriental Stories -> Story Features -> Sakurei.

I strongly suggest clicking the "Preface" link on that page before reading the story.

To get the disclaimers out of the way:

1. No, this story isn't part of the Ibunshu continuity. This is an offshoot story, taking elements from Ibunshu but not participating in it.

2. This story is absolutely not safe for work and contains adult sexual themes! ( :o ) Don't read if you still need Mommy's permission before ordering a movie on Pay-Per-View.

Comment! Discuss! Criticize! Praise! Or don't, either way's cool.
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2009, 06:22:58 PM »
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[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
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[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2009, 09:56:22 PM »
Quote from: Usually Dead on April 23, 2009, 05:09:57 AM
Oh damn! I've been found out!

You got me. I've been doing it all as cleverly couched pornography the whole time. :P
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2009, 10:44:27 PM »
God DAMN you are good at that!

Another one, please~?
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Suwako Moriya

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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2009, 02:12:51 AM »
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Canonically, exactly one character is confirmed not to be a virgin

Jesus, you have one drunken fling and not even several centuries is long enough for people to let it go.
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Quote from: Edible on September 02, 2014, 09:25:30 PM
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2009, 02:28:26 AM »
Quote from: Suwako Moriya - Single Mom on July 11, 2009, 02:12:51 AM
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Canonically, exactly one character is confirmed not to be a virgin

Jesus, you have one drunken fling and not even several centuries is long enough for people to let it go.

We will never let it go, because it's funny as hell. How was Kanako anyways?
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2009, 02:29:45 AM »
It wasn't Kanako.

Thank the HEAVENS it wasn't Kanako.
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Quote from: Edible on September 02, 2014, 09:25:30 PM
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2009, 06:14:33 AM »
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2009, 06:46:07 AM »
ITT serious mature discussion :B

Hmm. I sense a kindred spirit in the "making things more realistic" department. (I suppose the main difference is, UD aims for "What would be a more realistic way of doing this?" whereas my MO is "Here's what we've got, what would be a realistic explanation for it?" I'm not saying one of them is better or "more right," I'm just contrasting.) I haven't really explored this theme, though. ... and apart from the ridiculous name, "Sakurei" is certainly better-written than a lot of NSFW stuff.
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2009, 05:32:10 PM »
Beautifully written. I approve it.
And yes, more of it please~
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2009, 06:03:10 PM »
Boo you suck UD! You suck!  :V    Just kidding~
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2009, 07:28:37 PM »
Quote from: Suwako Moriya - Single Mom on July 11, 2009, 02:29:45 AM
It wasn't Kanako.

Thank the HEAVENS it wasn't Kanako.

Someone sounds a bit... oh, I don't know. Tsundere, perhaps?
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2009, 09:53:57 PM »
Bitch, I will cut you.
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2009, 10:00:32 PM »
And now she sounds ... well, I don't want to say "yandere" because there isn't any dere.
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2009, 10:04:13 PM »
Quote from: KimikoMuffin on July 11, 2009, 10:00:32 PM
And now she sounds ... well, I don't want to say "yandere" because there isn't any dere.

Just wait, dear Muffin. We will obtain the dere we seek from Suwako.
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Re: Sakurei (NSFW)
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2009, 10:06:15 PM »
Quote from: Ecchi Sketch on July 11, 2009, 10:04:13 PM
Quote from: KimikoMuffin on July 11, 2009, 10:00:32 PM
And now she sounds ... well, I don't want to say "yandere" because there isn't any dere.

Just wait, dear Muffin. We will obtain the dere we seek from Suwako.

Either that, or Suwako will murder us all in our sleep.  But it's more fun if there's a little risk, right?
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