OK, I'll join in sooner or later to check.
Rofl if this is done I just might have to kill someone with a stick. And it must be done.
Yes! And the alternate version, Death by Reimu (or Sanae if they are flipped around), should use a fishing rod instead. :V
Seems custom death messages are getting popular - how about a few more? (note - there are a few western pop culture, history, tech, and game references)
GENERAL:
- <player> was gapped by Yukari (replaces the fall in gap death message)
- <player> pulled a Yuyuko (/suicide)
- <player> forgot insecticide (spider)
- <player> woke up to a mind-blowing alarm! (Nether beds)
- <player> is the latest Deadliest Catch victim (drowning)
- It's a bird! It's a plane! No, <player> was a Jquan! (falling over 100m)
- <player> got the Blackened Sssscreen of Death (creeper)
- Server used Thunderbolt on <player>! It's super-effective! (lightning bolt)
- <player> is now Wile E. Coyote (cactus)
PVP (arranged by items)
- <player> "responded" to <victim>'s "TASUKETE EIRIN" (arrows)
- <player> added <victim> to his/her Facebook (book)
- <player> tickled <victim> a bit too much (feather)
- <victim> was allergic to <player>'s gift (flowers)
- <victim>, <player> didn't give you just any shroom! (mushrooms)
- <player>'s oil spill drenched <victim> (ink sac)
- <player> wanted to make <victim> Lucy (diamond block, item)
- <player>'s sense of irony was too hard for <victim> (iron ingots or blocks)
- (suggested earlier) <player> pulled a Sanae on <victim> (stick)
- <player> reminded <victim> of cavemen (bone)
- <player> made <victim> a much more radiant person (glowstone)
- <victim>, <player> is on a Golden Age! (gold ingots or blocks)
- <player> whacked <victim> with an unusually hard baguette (bread)
- <player> couldn't fit a makeshift helmet on <victim>'s head (bucket)
- <victim>, <player> noted that you're an explosive one! (TNT)
- <player> used <victim> as a cast mould (lava)
- <victim> died for <player>'s science, you monster (redstone traps)
- <player> really is down-to-earth towards <victim> (dirt)
- <victim> is now Trotsky thanks to <player>'s KGB (pickaxe)
- <player> got <victim>'s autograph for posting (sign)
MISCELLANY:
- <player> Sappin' Mah Server! (Spawn 2000+ saplings at once and induce heavy lag or a server crash) - <player> is now Rasputin (take lava, fire, fall, PVP, mob (all of them), explosive, gap, suffocation, and drown damage, all in a single life, and die via the last one)
- (Hanzo's second suggestion) <player> rocked on too hard (TNT under jukebox)
- Treehugging had its toll on <player> (suffocation in leaf or log blocks)
- <player> got a 0xDEADBEEF error (cow pushing over player to death)