I bet ZUN would hang himself if that ever was to happen,
and DAVID will become the new touhous overlord.
Now, Yuyuko's been sucked into a vacuum cleaner! With this ghost busted, who's she gonna call?!
Looks like Alice is in trouble, and if she doesn't think fast, she's bound to run into even more trouble!In other news, I feel bad for only noticing this now.
Admit it, this would end up being the sort of show you'd like but would never tell anyone about for shame.Yeah I think it would end up falling under the category of being so horribly bad that you couldn't help but watch it thanks to 4kids.
Episode 2:This one cracked me up
"Reimu's gotten herself in an interesting predicament: The festival is coming up, and she's turned herself into a tree! Will she be able to free herself from her wooden prison, or will she become the festival's main attraction and the laughing stock of Gensokyo? But what's this? It's Suika to the rescue! ...Or is it?"
I'm going to use this thread for the Touhou anime series I created:
Episode 1:
"Yukari accidentally opens up a border to America, and Marisa tries to steal the Declaration of Independance! But not even a Master Spark can beat the FBI Sign 「National Security」! Now, Marisa's doing time, and it's up to Reimu and crew to save the day before Marisa's new cellmate steals her precious thing!"
Episode 2:
"Reimu's gotten herself in an interesting predicament: The festival is coming up, and she's turned herself into a tree! Will she be able to free herself from her wooden prison, or will she become the festival's main attraction and the laughing stock of Gensokyo? But what's this? It's Suika to the rescue! ...Or is it?"
Episode 3:
"Cirno's at it again! While on her daily freezing run, she comes across a very strange looking frog. Little does she know that it's actually poor Reisen, who drank one of Eirin's experimental potions by mistake! Now, Tewi's on the trail, and she's got to find her rabbit companion before little Reisen gets the cold shoulder!"
Episode 4:
"Looks like not even the Ghost Team can be spared from the crazy hijinks! While on a flower-viewing tour that brought them past the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Yuyuko's hunger catches up with her, and she sneaks her way into the mansion for a secret snacking session! Unfortunately, she caught Sakuya and her maid squad right in the middle of spring cleaning! Now, Yuyuko's been sucked into a vacuum cleaner! With this ghost busted, who's she gonna call?! Hopefully, for her sake, Sakuya and her team of maids will ROOM CLEANING STOP!"
Episode 5:
"Shikieki's on vacation this week, and while the judge is away, the boatgirl will play! Komachi decides to be extra-lazy while her master's away, and in a freak accident, she wrecks her boat! Now, the souls of the dead are growing restless, and unfortunately for Komachi, Aya's about to report it to all of Gensokyo! It's up to Komachi to put her lazy ways aside and work at 110% to fix everything before her master comes home!"
Episode 6:
"As the sun sets on the Forest of Magic, Alice has her hands tied with all her work... literally! Shanghai and Hourai have played a terrible trick on her, and now, she's bound with marionette string, and it looks like the dual doll deviants have invited an unwelcome guest! Looks like Alice is in trouble, and if she doesn't think fast, she's bound to run into even more trouble!"
Episode 7:
"The festival has arrived, and there's a Gensokyo-wide contest that might just put one of the girls in danger! A bug-catching contest has been announced, and Chen knows exactly where to go! Rather than following the proper list, she decides there are bigger fish to fry! Uh-oh! Can our nightbug friend wriggle her way out of this one?"
Episode 8:
"It's time for the annual Gensokyo Karaoke Contest! Everyone's lined up for the big event, ready to sing their hearts out to win the grand prize: one wish that will be granted no matter what! And no one wants to win that prize more than Mystia, who sadly has placed dead last every year! But she's got a trick up her sleeve this time! Will Mystia woo the crowd with her musical lore or lie in rhapsodical defeat as her dreams flutter away?"
Episode 9:
"While thumbing through a pile of books, Patchouli stumbles upon a cookbook! Bored with her current routine, Patchouli decides to try her hand at baking! With the help of her assistant Koakuma, Patchy sets out to show that it truly is a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake! However, she's never done this before... so disaster is just around the corner! No matter! She's out to prove that Knowledge really is power!"
Episode 10:
"It's the obligatory hot springs episode! Romance and fanservice collide as Alice and Marisa have a chance encounter at the Eientei Onsen! Will Alice be able to overcome her fears and finally take Marisa for her own, or will the wicked witch Marisa have a blonde moment and be totally clueless?"
Episode 11:
"An ominous cloud of despair begins to hover high above Gensokyo as an old enemy returns to bring chaos to the 'peaceful' land. Reimu senses the evil presence and knows that it can only be one person: Mima! Now, Reimu and her friends must team up to do battle with the dark ghost of the Hakurei Shrine, who now has a powerful and unlikely ally! The time for extermination is at hand, and it's up to the golden girls of Gensokyo to fight this flagitious foe and finish this phantom forever!"
Episode 12:
"Yukari has just made a global announcement: The first-ever Gensokyo World Fighting Championship Tournament is here, and the announcement has the girls training hard to be number one! Rivalry is at an all-time high as each girl aims for the top spot and the grand prize: one billion yen! That's a heck of a donation, and Reimu wants it all for *her* donation box! She'd even go as far as a little sabotage! Will Reimu get away with her cheating ways? Not if Marisa has anything to say about it!"
Episode 13:
"Mokou has just become the host of the popular game show 'The Gensokyo Apprentice', and eight of Gensokyo's most qualified girls are on the cast! One of those girls, however, is going to have it the hardest, as not only will she have to fight against her seven opponents but against Mokou herself! Can the moon princess Kaguya overcome her trials and best Mokou at her own game? Mokou has plans for Kaguya, though, and if all goes just as planned, she'll get to say those two burning words: you're fired. Good luck, Kaguya! Don't lose hope!"
Episode 14:
"It's the season finale of the Touhou anime series! Flandre has awoken from her deep slumber and wants a big breakfast, only to find out that all of Gensokyo is mysteriously out of cereal! Now, it's a race against time to provide Flandre with a hearty, balanced breakfast before she loses her temper and takes it out on the world! Sakuya's doing her best to buy enough time, but her energy is wearing thin! Can the girls of Gensokyo make Flandre the breakfast that she so desires, or will their attempts bear no fruit and doom the world to the anger of a cranky, all-powerful vampire? There is but one last thread of hope, and the girls are holding on tight!"
...to fight this flagitious foe and finish this phantom forever!"Wow.
It'd be something like Darkstalkers, with the good Touhous and the bad Touhous, ignoring completely the moral ambiguity and general efforts to make everyone get along after each subsequent game. Also, they'd have to be referred to by name as "The Touhous" constantly.
The heroes would be the hardworking asian Shrine Maiden Reimu, her nerdy otaku brother Rinnosuke, the friendly ghost Mima and the honest magician Marisa(who's last name is never mentioned, is never called a witch, now wears a Fedora and has a southern accent). Though the real main character would be the amazing DAVID, a random teenager from our world.
They fight against the residents of the evil Scarlet Danger Mansion and the puppetmistress, Alice, who hates men. Patchouli is now a mad scientist developing infernal machines for Remilia. Sakuya is now called Sally the Deadly Maid. Cirno is german and makes terrible puns about freezing things.
If it hasn't been said enough already, Letty's ideas are all amazingly awesome and I would buy the DVD.
Marisa and Alice are next door neighbors in a suburban American street. Alice is the brainy, nerdy, shy type and Marisa is a fun-loving tomboy. Together, they get into all sorts of zany misadventures, and learn a little something about life along the way - yes, EVERY episode ends with a moral.
Alice and Marisa go to White Castle? Someone make it happen!
Alice and Marisa go to White Castle? Someone make it happen!
Not as good as the sequel, Alice and Marisa Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
So which of them agreed to the Cockmeat sandwich?
Suika would drink fruit juice or something.
Suika would drink fruit juice or something.
Not as good as the sequel, Alice and Marisa Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
They fight against the residents of the evil Scarlet Danger Mansion and the puppetmistress, Alice, who hates men. Patchouli is now a mad scientist developing infernal machines for Remilia. Sakuya is now called Sally the Deadly Maid. Cirno is german and makes terrible puns about freezing things.
I'd think Sakuya would be renamed as Blossom instead, since Sakuya means Cherry Blossom after all.
That's Sakura
I would watch it, if it was animated by an American studio.James Cameron's Touhou
James Cameron's TouhouStarring Maribel in a wheelchair?
Starring Maribel in a wheelchair?
And Yumemi as the insanely badass colonel who can take on an entire superior race by herself?
The issue being that james cameron isn't really the best choice.HAVE YOU SEEN THE SALES FOR AVATAR
as for animation...I'd go with either...
I'm not sure how long a show would last anyway.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SALES FOR AVATAR
HAVE YOU
I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE
If they make a Touhou movie, it's going to take a loooooong while till they finish it.How is that any different from what Maikaze is doing now?
How is that any different from what Maikaze is doing now?
Starring Maribel in a wheelchair?Why does Maribel have to be in a wheelchair? Your fic was bad enough! ;_;
Why does Maribel have to be in a wheelchair? Your fic was bad enough! ;_;
you do mean all Touhous are now Smurfs on steroids, while tsundere-ko is defending Gensokyo from the invasion of humans from outer space.
And they don't fight with danmaku, but with playing cards with stupid little animals on them that come to life and fight each other while the girls babble excitedly about the points system.I actually liked that when I was younger.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SALES FOR AVATAR
HAVE YOU
I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE
Cirno is german [...]
Hallo mein Name ist kindish und ich mag es sachen einzufrieren. Ausserdem bin ich kein Idiot.Nah, there's no pun in there. Here, let me help you:
Hallo mein Name ist kindish und ich mag es sachen einzufrieren. Ausserdem bin ich kein Idiot.Hello, my name is chidlish and I like to freeze things. And I'm not an idiot.
"Hihi, schaut mal. Ich hab den Frosch kalt gemacht. Aber er lebt trotzdem noch, verstanden? Hihi."Hihi, have a look. The frog's out cold. But it still lives, understood? Hihi.
American Touhou butchering of DB Evolution proportions
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...Also I liked DBE. It was a glorious trainwreck~
I liked Dragonball Evolution.
I feel sorry for the loss of your souls.You honestly believe they ever had souls after those comments?
So, you're worried about a cartoon show, huh? What about a live action movie?!
I feel sorry for the loss of your souls.
You honestly believe they ever had souls after those comments?
That's a good point.
A full CGI movie would be interesting. Lots of danmaku is a MUST.NEVER say that unless you have people who can actually pull it off, and pull it off well - the last thing anyone would want is a half-assed attempt at a storyline held up solely by heavy CGI special effects. Hollywood cranks out enough of that crap as it is - I want a goddamned good story AND pretty special effects, is that too much to ask? ;~;
NEVER say that unless you have people who can actually pull it off, and pull it off well - the last thing anyone would want is a half-assed attempt at a storyline held up solely by heavy CGI special effects. Hollywood cranks out enough of that crap as it is - I want a goddamned good story AND pretty special effects, is that too much to ask? ;~;
Touhous: The Phantasm Menace. "Shiver"
Touhou: The Phantasms menace
"Mesa strongest!"
"Mesa strongest!"
NEVER say that unless you have people who can actually pull it off, and pull it off well - the last thing anyone would want is a half-assed attempt at a storyline held up solely by heavy CGI special effects.
Never underestimate people's ability to take "ooh pretty!" over an actual decent story.
Touhou is about pretty patterns. :V
With a decent story. :V
story
Touhou
"These aren't the maids you're looking for."
And because I'm uncreative:
"POWEEEEER! UUUUNLIMITEEEEED... POWEEEER!"
Hmm, Marisa as Palpatine..?
And her twin laser weilding apprentice, Darth Ran. :V
Back on topic: I need someplace to put this.that was PHYSICALLY PAINFUL TO READ
NEW 4KIDS ANIMU
Undies: Along With You!
Rachel the moon rabbit is a transfer student who moves into the Eternity Boarding Home for Girls on earth. There, she becomes fast friends with sneaky Taylor, smart Ellen, and bossy Kaitlyn. They give her the silly nickname "Undies," and together explore the magical world of Gentleland, where they learn about the most magical power of all: friendship.
FAMILY FUN FOR ALL AGES
TRULY HEARTWARMING
that was PHYSICALLY PAINFUL TO READTHIS!
Back on topic: I need someplace to put this.I like Noodlebunny. Udon and all that.
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/495/udonge4kids.jpg) (http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/495/udonge4kids.jpg)
NEW 4KIDS ANIMU
Undies: Along With You!
Rachel the moon rabbit is a transfer student who moves into the Eternity Boarding Home for Girls on earth. There, she becomes fast friends with sneaky Taylor, smart Ellen, and bossy Kaitlyn. They give her the silly nickname "Undies," and together explore the magical world of Gentleland, where they learn about the most magical power of all: friendship.
FAMILY FUN FOR ALL AGES
TRULY HEARTWARMING
I'm loving the chiyo and osaka reference in the picture, lol.Well of course. Every anime has at least one episode unsuitable for a children's TV show.
also bottom right pic = banned episode
Back on topic: I need someplace to put this.
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/495/udonge4kids.jpg) (http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/495/udonge4kids.jpg)
NEW 4KIDS ANIMU
Undies: Along With You!
Rachel the moon rabbit is a transfer student who moves into the Eternity Boarding Home for Girls on earth. There, she becomes fast friends with sneaky Taylor, smart Ellen, and bossy Kaitlyn. They give her the silly nickname "Undies," and together explore the magical world of Gentleland, where they learn about the most magical power of all: friendship.
FAMILY FUN FOR ALL AGES
TRULY HEARTWARMING
And Suika, who's a huge and muscular drug lord (and a guy) in a Very Special Episode about how you should Just Say No.I hyperventilated from outrage. Really.
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/495/udonge4kids.jpg) (http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/495/udonge4kids.jpg)I'd buy it, just from the cover.
Sort of like a cross between IN and SA, but as a multiplayer online first person shooter.
The commy pinko's at Eientei are wielding Utsuho's of mass destruction, and have an army of brainwashed wabbit extremists. Its up to the hakurei special ops unit to deal with the situation, and, ultimately, save the world. Are you, Reimu "soap" Mctavish, up to the task with the illusionary worlds greatest task force?
sniper amulet, 130mm aerial artillery yin yan cannons, and peircing shot can be added as a perk, as can "deathbombing" which when you actually have died you blow everyone around you to smithereens, annoying other online players. Grazing has been replaced with a function called "autoaim" So anything fairly close is actually a hit.
I think there has been too much complaining about the American names on the Touhou cartoon and not enough attention paid to the real problems. For example who had the lame idea to put ace reporter Abigail into every episode? When the heck are thy going to bring back Mimi the ghost and Shannon, the princess of bad place? I don't even want to get into the episodes with Mindy and the magic flying ship. They should have put Sally the deadly maid in that storyline instead of Sandy of big monster mountain. Everytime I think about how mean Sandy was to Rainy the umbrella is just makes me so mad. It was almost as bad as a couple seasons ago when Karen took a nap and flowers grew everywhere.
"Thundr slowly raises pistol to the shadow's head"I regret nothing. Maybe not 1ccing sa with Patchy, but nothing else.
"I'm sorry. But I must kill you now. Only to keep the masquerade, nothing personal."
What if America decided to make a Touhou game?
Rena Hatel is the last member of a long bloodline of ancient warriors, specialized in the vanquishing of powerful demons known as Yoi'Ka. When she was a child her family was been slaughtered by a mysterious fox-themed sorcerer who goes by the name Raphael and his giant panther demon familiar Cherkhan. Rena is adopted by Sam Iban, a demon-turned-good who appears as a large, muscular afro american man with a pair of horns on his head, cool shades and a penchant for beer. He raises Rena and teaches how to deal with demons, reaching into her bloodline powers and supplies her with the best Yoi'Ka killing gear around. All grown up Rena sets out to find Raphael and take revenge for her family.
Using a powerful spear/sword hybrid called the Gohei, a Ball-and-Chain called the Hatel Orb and her own holy powers Rena faces thousands of Yoi'Ka, learning abilities, getting new weapons and even skimpier outfits along the way. Rena has no mercy for Yoi'Ka, especially the common Faruni type Yoi'Ka, who often end up being torn in half by Rena's sheer strength or with a sword driven through their throat and then forcefully pulled out from the other side. They're mindless leader Cirunos get's an even worse treatment by getting it's wings forcefuly torn of and stab into it's own chest. (As you can see, it's a combo of Devil May Cry, Bayonetta and God of War.)
In her gory battles Rena meets fellow demon hunters Marisa Kartel, a gun-toting witch with a huge attitude and a figure that would make Bayonetta jealous, Alfred, a slightly cowardly news reporter who follows Rena around to get a good scoop, but helps when truly needed, Sabin, a rival demon hunter from a bloodline similiar to that of Rena's, and Richard, a kind young man who asks Rena to collect various artifacts in exchange for money or weapons. There's also Patchington, an elderly gentleman with much knowledge of demon lore, who in fact has certain connections with a neutral vampiric Yoi'Ka.
After several brutal battles with mighty Yoi'Ka Lords Rena finaly faces Raphael, whose scheme is finally discovered: by sacrificing large amounts of both human and Yoi'Ka blood Raphael tries to summon the Evil God Yunk'Arin (who looks and sounds like the Elder God from Legacy of Kain, only way bigger, way more powerful and possessing even more eyes). This creator of Yoi'Ka kind will reshape all of existance into it's own twisted image. Raphael wishes to revive Yunk'Arin and make a world for only Yoi'Ka. Raphael tries to sacrifice Rena to make Yunk'Arin even more powerful, but Rena defeats him in a long, epic battle. Raphael is forced to sacrifice himself and Cherkhan to summon Yunk'Arin afterall, and thus condemns the world to an eternity of darkness. The unspeakable horror emerges and defeats Rana effortlessly. When all seems grim, all of Rena's friends reappear and start attacking Yunk'Arin. They're will to keep fighting for the world and their love for Rena manages to reawaken her, and allowing her to fully access the power of the Hatel bloodline.
One last epic battle commences between Rena and Yunk'Arin, which involves many overpowered abilities, explosions, transformations, quick-time events and psychedelic battle fields.
Yunk'Arin tries one last ditch attack by copying Rena's form and fight fire with fire, but in the end it get's vanquished by getting stabbed by several light swords, suffering many brutal kick and punch combos, getting blasted by everyone's ultimate attacks and getting shot square in the eye, resulting in a magnifecent over-the-top explosion.
In the end Rena pairs up with the character with whom she got the highest relationship score, may this either be Sabin, Marisa, Richard or Alfred. Rena however sets out when Yoi'Ka start to emerge once again, making way for several sequels.
that was PHYSICALLY PAINFUL TO READ
oh GOD
what the HELL RURO
Actually, now that I look back on this, that description sounds more like Nelvana than 4Kids to me... a 4Kids version would be more along the lines of:
ZOMG there are monsters all over the land of Fantastinator and someone needs to show them who's boss! Enter Rachel, a totally cool and hip and gnarly warrior of justice, who will cut those baddies down to size with the help of her random friends TAYLOR, ELLEN AND KAITLYN.
Which... actually sounds all well and good (albeit mildly irritating) until you realize that for all the ACTION-Y hype, the network regulators or whatever have forced 4Kids to eliminate anything more stimulating than people running. :V
Don't forget the bad puns. :D
Big question, exactly who is the cousin of whom in this show? I know Marisa and Alice have great potential to be cousins but why stop there?
Big question, exactly who is the cousin of whom in this show? I know Marisa and Alice have great potential to be cousins but why stop there?
Eww, I can't stand that show...YukariViolet will be revealed to beReimuRêve's grandmother.
(Rêve is French for dream. Part of Reimu's name means dream. It also helps they both start with a R)
Also, what if the American show got animated by an American? Imagine Touhou drawn in the style of Butch Hartmann.
Also, what if the American show got animated by an American? Imagine Touhou drawn in the style of Butch Hartmann.
Also, what if the American show got animated by an American?
lol wut(http://www.majhost.com/gallery/OwlBear1337/Comix/witch.png)
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Oh God What.img
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I thought I killed you.You can't kill me. This is a thread about Saturady morning cartoon shows and violence of that level is not tolerated.
Oh yeah, and Reimu and Suika are sisters. Admit it.
Byakuren & Butthead!
"I need some TP for my TEMPLE!""
Also: ohmygodthatreimu! :o
Wow I never expected to see a Puyo Puyo/Madou Monogatari, In a topic about Touhou, let alone a "Touhou as a horrible american saturday morning cartoon show" topic!The character portraits are good reaction image material. I'm surprised no one else discovered this...
"By the gods, they killedCirnoAlice!"
"You bastards!"
The other big question is what are they going to try to sell in the Touhou animated series since we all know it would be a half hour comerical.
You forgot the psa at the end where Marisa tells you that stealing is wrong and whatever they name Yuyuko as lectures you on eating healthy. Oddly enough Judge Sheila of Xanadu never gives out these lectures.
Judge Sheila of Xanadu never gives out these lectures.They want kids to be excited to learn life lessons from pretty, colorful ladies...not bore them to death.
We need someone to take on the "If someone touches you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable (ry" bit.
(Also, I don't know why but 'Sue the Oni' sounds hilarious to me.)
Don't you mean Sue the Goblin?
lol wut
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Also, if Butch Hartmann DID make the cartoon, Yuyuko would probably be the main character. And make a guest appearance in Danny Phantom.This is what I was thinking about the other day while I had nothing else better to do than to lay around and watch TV.
This is what I was thinking about the other day while I had nothing else better to do than to lay around and watch TV.
"What if Yuyuko and Youmu appeared in Danny Phantom...?"
Then I saw the above pic...
Fuck it all.
We need someone to take on the "If someone touches you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable (ry" bit.(tinny off-beat rendition of Wind God Girl)
This is what I was thinking about the other day while I had nothing else better to do than to lay around and watch TV.
"What if Yuyuko and Youmu appeared in Danny Phantom...?"
Then I saw the above pic...
Fuck it all.
And Sue the oni comes on to say "I might look yer age but r'member kidsh, drinkin' age ish 21 until mom and dad are ashleep!"
Reimu Marisa and Sakuya as the animaniacs.
... actually, any of the final boss+servant duos would work for that. Yumemi would fit the Brain role best, but Yuyuko and Youmu would be hilarious too... hm.
... actually, any of the final boss+servant duos would work for that. Yumemi would fit the Brain role best, but Yuyuko and Youmu would be hilarious too... hm.