
Hi-diddely-ho there, townerinos! It's your friendly neighborhood scum team. I bet you're wondering why Day 3 ended the way it did? Well, maybe you're not wondering that as much as hoping it was us throwing in the towel. The answer is that it's a little of Column A and a little of Column B. See, something's up with this game, and being the good little behaving scummies we are, we decided that town should be let in *~*our little secret*~*.
BUT FIRST, SOME BACKSTORY!
Okay so. One of our roles is indeed a Jailer role - that'd be the lovely Kanzaki over there all of you aside from Busy were too naive/blind/whatever to see how scummy she was being to seriously pursue her - complete with the protective part. The thing is that she's also a cop. Not a roleclop, no no no, an actual-factual alignment cop. Why would the scum team need an alignment detector?
Hmm.
Another one of our roles, which you'll see by the end of this post, is an unlimited-but-once-a-day dayvig. Neat stuff, right? Except this particular dayvig comes with a teeeeeeeeeeeny tiny little drawback; since I'm such a good and pure heavenly being, if I kill an innocent, I am dishonored, and I will fall and die along with them. Isn't that just a kick in the pants? Why would scum team have a dayvig that dies when it shoots town? Hmm. Hmmmm.
HMMMMMMMMM.

AHA! There are
THIRD PARTY SHENANIGANS AFOOT.Now normally this wouldn't be such a big deal. I don't give a flying shrine maiden about third parties. We'll just outnumber 'em when the time comes.
EXCEPT
This third party's been GETTING ALL UP IN OUR GRILL
ALL GAME LONG.

We haven't had noticeable control over a single one of our night actions. Shana was not supposed to die Night 1. Farina was not supposed to die Night 2. (And yes, we asked, and were told our kills went through.) Since I'm posting this as fast as I can and not reading the thread for any possible ninjas I'll come out and say that Martinozzi was supposed to die tonight - I figured my final act of evil scumminess should be to go and kick a puppy, since that's what all evil people do, plus I'm apparently a cat now as of the most recent image so fuck dogs - and I'm guessing she didn't actually buy the farm. We are the exact opposite of sure that Kanzaki actually copjailed Irene on Night 1 and I'm reasonably positive she roleblocked herself on Night 2. Needless to say, as fun as causing surface mischief can be, when you're naught but a puppet to some other asshole redirector's mischief, it loses its appeal pretty damn quickly. It didn't help that Kenshin got powered down on Night 2 for

reasons.
Now we could
aaaaaaaaaallmost tolerate this, since we had an ace up our sleeve - LYLO was kinda-sorta a day earlier, since getting to a 3-3-1 would be a win for us is I could shoot the third party. So we kept going along, and Dragon help me, I actually started to get a little excited when the Gasai sisters recognized the combined might of their words were never going to be a match for mine and they hopped on over to Mitsurugi (earlier than I expected, in fact - I was trying to set Mitsurugi up as the mislynch immediately after my death, not as the first one to go!).
We were even going to get an inactivity modkill!

Then Albarn appeared at the 45th hour, posted for the third time in roughly 100 game hours, plopped a vote down on Kenshin with nothing that indicated she'd read any of the posts addressing her case over the past game day and a half, and more or less vanished again.

Now Kenshin's sitting there at L-1 with Irene's vote open and previously stated to be willing to descend upon Kenshin. Everything was going so well again, and now we had to deal with this nonsense, as well as yet another nightmare of a nighttime where who knows where the fuck any of our actions would go.
So we did what I know best, what I know better than anyone in history ever knew about the thing they were most familiar with.

We threw a calculated tantrum.
This was originally going to be shadowehgetslynchedonday1again.jpg but TinyPic doesn't roll that way with filenames. ALASAll of us had had enough of the living hell that was this game. So we took what we felt was our best shot at a win: we rushed the Mitsurugi lynch through and prayed we would survive the night intact (you were all at least so kind as to lynch the nightvig Day 1!) so I could shoot the third party and we'd get the parity victory. I also have no idea if this happened, since I'm just Posting To Get This Out There. (I spent a lot of time doing this up, like hell was it not getting posted.)
But who to shoot? For a long time, we thought Irene was the third party. But she's since only dropped to second place. (Speaking of which, if a day dawns with no scum alive, lynch her, she's still probably third party.) No, now I have a new target, decided upon for reasons I will explain in postgame but am leaving out here for
lack of time dramatic effect. This will end with me either dying or winning, so whatever the case, see you all then!

The weather in the sky, the stability of the earth, and the hearts of man are all in the palm of my hand. Hear this, know this, and feel the wrath of the mightiest of all of
Heaven!
##Enlighten: Yuno Gasai