Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 81181 times)

DX7.EP · « **Reply #870 on:** June 29, 2011, 07:54:57 PM »

Stop doing Lily's job, damnit!

Tenshi doesn't need that stupid Rainbow Sword anymore! She recently upgraded to the Fuuenken (Sol's sword in the Guilty Gear games), and while it doesn't allow for Scarlet Weather Rhapsody of All Mankind, the ability to Dragon Install combo the other SWR characters more than makes up for it.
And Tasofro put that version as an extra boss in that game - you're up against her.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #871 on:** June 29, 2011, 10:10:10 PM »

Ho ho, you think you can pull off Gengetsu rape time, now, don't you? Weapon or not your still Tenshi!
*After epic fight of the Titans, I win; Tenshi still "wins" since she gets a good beat down*

What would you do if you ran into Gengetsu?

Momijibot · « **Reply #872 on:** June 30, 2011, 12:31:02 AM »

Quote from: U.S.C. Genichiro on June 29, 2011, 10:10:10 PM

Ho ho, you think you can pull off Gengetsu rape time, now, don't you? Weapon or not your still Tenshi!
*After epic fight of the Titans, I win; Tenshi still "wins" since she gets a good beat down*

What would you do if you ran into Gengetsu?

It's not rape time if I'm willing...I am ready.

Sadly, this technique may not work against the incoming master spark-what do?

XephyrEnigma · « **Reply #873 on:** June 30, 2011, 12:59:37 AM »

Deflect it with my bare hand, cause that's how i roll.

You're surrounded by the pellet rain of Illusionary Dominance. A laser is fast approaching. You have no immediate area to move.

Koakkuri · « **Reply #874 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:06:13 AM »

Bomb! Now! And then wonder about where the hell that laser came from.

Speaking of lasers, curvy lasers! Fired at you by Shou.

NEETori · « **Reply #875 on:** June 30, 2011, 02:19:21 AM »

FUCK THIS SHIT!
*uses Madoka-style hammerspace to summon tons of mirrors. Lasers are light, aren't they?*
Oh wait, she shoots bullets too.
OH FUUUUU-

The mirror strategy somehow held. Unfortunately for you, Byakuren's got a new trick -- rather than just danmaku like in th12, in th13.3, she's got access to her physical buff magic, and is now beating the living snot out of you!

Athrel · « **Reply #876 on:** June 30, 2011, 02:50:27 AM »

Cast a generic RPG debuff spell then run

You notice that even though it's daytime it's pitch black and then hear Rumia's laughter

Kyo Tanaka · « **Reply #877 on:** June 30, 2011, 03:42:00 AM »

Let her walk to you. Eventually she'll bump into a tree.... I hope.

Suika offers you a sake. What do

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #878 on:** June 30, 2011, 03:47:27 AM »

Well, time to get smashed!

Oh look, Youmu's joined in the party!
Looks like she's pretty well smashed herself. Can't even stand up straight on account of all the booze.

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #879 on:** June 30, 2011, 08:23:40 AM »

Get her on the couch and take away her fucking blade before she saws my head in half

For some reason, there's a T-Rex in Parsee's clothes outside your house.

Vyrien · « **Reply #880 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:09:49 AM »

Jealoussic Park?

Iku is having a dance off with Tenshi, Yuuka, Mima and Shinki, unfortunately Shikieiki has a lot of work to do so you've been appointed as the judge. What do?

NEETori · « **Reply #881 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:17:09 AM »

Black. The performance was sloppy and needs moar Manzai!

Reimu decides that you must eat her Happousai. OR ELSE.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #882 on:** June 30, 2011, 10:30:50 AM »

Enjoy it warmly while girls are preparing.

What would you do if you found Kotohime dressed as a Miko in front of a quickly put together, yet somehow not shabby shrine?

Koakkuri · « **Reply #883 on:** June 30, 2011, 10:33:39 AM »

Donate, then alert the administrators of the local asylum.

Kurumi is approaching you with a hungry look in her eyes.

Spiderpig2398 · « **Reply #884 on:** June 30, 2011, 01:09:33 PM »

Lie and tell her that I'm a Celestial. They're poison to Vampires.

Suddenly, Parsee is wearing something from all the characters in the game, looks like the jealousy got to her. :ohdear:

DX7.EP · « **Reply #885 on:** June 30, 2011, 02:23:54 PM »

Either that or she couldn't decide what to wear for a cosplay festival. And then when she arrives she gets jealous of everyone else's custom designs.

Parsee runs a mobile communications company now, as my avvy and current name indicate.

Phlegeth · « **Reply #886 on:** June 30, 2011, 03:54:57 PM »

Such clear quality and no dropped calls that far underground? I'm jealous.

After pulling three all nighters, you finished a thesis on the American-Madagascar War of 1864. But Keine got really drunk and it made that it never happened.

Molten · « **Reply #887 on:** June 30, 2011, 04:05:06 PM »

Made what never happen?

You are on your way to the Prismrivers concert!

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #888 on:** June 30, 2011, 06:37:33 PM »

Get ready to do a Shino and pull a guitar out of nowhere! XD

One massive party is GO! Minoriko is really drunk and there's some strange device nearby. What do?

NEETori · « **Reply #889 on:** June 30, 2011, 06:47:31 PM »

Run in case of Nitori's designing another weapon to go dungeon crawling. Last thing you want is her testing it on you.

While Nitori was testing the Megawatt Linear Gun with Meiling, out of terror, Meiling punches the shell, and it goes flying into Lily White

Mimachiro · « **Reply #890 on:** June 30, 2011, 09:57:52 PM »

Oh dear. I would go and help poor Lily, making sure she was okay and taking her to see Eirin if necessary, then go and give a stern lecture to both Nitori and Meiling.

What would you do if you ran in to Shikieiki, while she was on one of her precious few breaks?

Phlegeth · « **Reply #891 on:** June 30, 2011, 10:17:20 PM »

I'd donate a lot of money to an orphanage and then burn it down afterwards all in front of her. And then ask where I stand.

You see Marisa doing a magic trick, she's floating Reimu in mid-air!

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #892 on:** June 30, 2011, 11:19:50 PM »

Don't care if it's Gensokyo's two best incident solvers, I'm still calling them out on it.
Reimu's power is to float. So it's obvious that Marisa's not doing anything there("You've gotten lax in your training haven't you?"), and it's Reimu doing all the work by just flying faceup.

Uh-oh, looks like Okuu's been hitting the booze with the Oni. Can't even stand up, she's that drunk.
So she's just sitting on the curb laughing inordinately to herself about something you can't quite make out. What do?

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #893 on:** June 30, 2011, 11:28:02 PM »

I'd be torn between helping her and running away. Helping her back home would be lovely and all, but if she has lost control of herself now, lord only knows what will happen when she sets fire to everything around her without knowing it.

You are at a Maid Cafe; well, a special one-off one organised by someone in Gensokyo. You will be spending the next 30 minutes in the company of VIVIT. What shall you do; apart from ask for food and drinks?

Roo · « **Reply #894 on:** June 30, 2011, 11:32:14 PM »

Wonder whether or not VIVT actually eats. :V

A fight is about to break out between Reimu and Yukari. The whole universe is at stake. What do you do?

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #895 on:** June 30, 2011, 11:33:06 PM »

i am surrounded by maids and oh god its so god damned cute my heart it is dieing
fuckfuckfxduifsdjghsjk ninja'd

Tweet about it :V

Patchouli is now a Gold Medaler in the Olympics!

NEETori · « **Reply #896 on:** June 30, 2011, 11:33:52 PM »

YUKARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

You ask Sakuya for an extra spicy batch of pork ramen.
When she brings you the bowl, it looks red. Bright red. You touch the bamboo chopsticks and it catches fire. Sakuya hands you metal chopsticks. What do?

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #897 on:** June 30, 2011, 11:37:11 PM »

Comedy Response: Either Eirin's Drug really worked or Yukari is fooling around again!

Serious Response: ... Congratulate her. It has to tie in with a spell she was working on; so a magician deserves their credit.

[Crumbs, I was hoping I'd get that.]

"Impressive. Very impressive. But I wonder what happens when you throw fire with fire..."

Time to get a Mokou on this!

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #898 on:** July 01, 2011, 05:43:25 AM »

Die of third degree burns.

Koishi is your new therapist.

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #899 on:** July 01, 2011, 05:47:51 AM »

Subconscious morphine treatment GO!

Satori tried to read Cirno's mind.