Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 80871 times)

Koakkuri · « **Reply #840 on:** June 28, 2011, 01:25:31 PM »

"Suck it up! ...No, not like that...Gyaaah!"

This thread needs more Patchouli. So, here she is~

game2011 · « **Reply #841 on:** June 28, 2011, 02:51:39 PM »

Take her to my college's library. The one farthest from my house is the better choice because it has elevators. (my college is divided into two different campuses that are built faraway from each other).

You go moon viewing. Wait a minute... That's no moon... That's Kikuri!

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #842 on:** June 28, 2011, 02:56:53 PM »

It's too big to be a Kikuri. I have a very bad feeling about this.

Ran is being "punished" by Yukari, and Yukari wants your "assistance". What do you do?

CS · « **Reply #843 on:** June 28, 2011, 02:58:20 PM »

"Assist" her...

Yoshika dressed up in a magical girl costume holding a pink chainsaw...

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #844 on:** June 28, 2011, 05:03:15 PM »

"DIE, MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"

Sorry.

Parsee wants your jell-o.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #845 on:** June 28, 2011, 05:36:48 PM »

u jelly?

Sango wants to be a touhou character too! She even has a catchphrase, it's PHWEEEEEE!

The Unlimited RR · « **Reply #846 on:** June 28, 2011, 06:57:19 PM »

Quick! Hire the Doujin Game Programmers!

And now we have Masha envious of the dolphin. What to do?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #847 on:** June 28, 2011, 09:36:17 PM »

Read the OP and remember this is for official characters.

What would you do if you found Ran on one side of the room and her tails on the other?

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #848 on:** June 28, 2011, 09:54:00 PM »

Dammit Yukari!

Yoshika does the THRILLER!

NEETori · « **Reply #849 on:** June 28, 2011, 09:55:00 PM »

Get Orin and join in.

Utsuho has summoned a sun!

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #850 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:08:23 PM »

I summoned a father, and they have a tearful reunion.

Suddenly Yukari takes you to gensokyo, only not the one you know. Everyone is a man except for Rinnosuke!

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #851 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:03:42 PM »

Collaborate with Yukari to make them all Cho.

Yukari sends you hinaspin.com.

Momijibot · « **Reply #852 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:54:52 PM »

Quote from: JackMackerel on June 28, 2011, 11:03:42 PM

Collaborate with Yukari to make them all Cho.

Yukari sends you hinaspin.com.

>You have watched 1200 spins of the hinaspin

Also, Chen has taken your clothes.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #853 on:** June 28, 2011, 11:56:04 PM »

Taken my clothes, or taken them off? Because you know, I'm not into that kind of thing. That'd be messed up to do with an animal.

What? I'm not a perv, I meant doing laundry!

Aya's listening to her own theme song.

DX7.EP · « **Reply #854 on:** June 29, 2011, 12:01:30 AM »

In the same fashion as Reisen-Tewi in M-1 Grand Prix, "Narcissist!"

Lily suddenly is allergic to pollen.

Momijibot · « **Reply #855 on:** June 29, 2011, 12:12:14 AM »

Quote from: PARU Telecom Networks, LLC on June 29, 2011, 12:01:30 AM

Lily suddenly is allergic to pollen.

((What, no Ayaception?))

Provide lily with all the help she needs to deliver the message of Spring's arrival without feeling too bad afterwards.

You have recently discovered that Lily, Letty, Shizuka and Morinoko are the same person.

NEETori · « **Reply #856 on:** June 29, 2011, 12:27:50 AM »

Punch Lily/Letty/WHAT'S HER FACE in the nose.

Aya uses Peerless Wind God version 5. On top of the already massive pellet rain, she adds on what is essentially Yukari's Border of Life and Death, and for good measure, a barrage of bullets that would make Yoshika's knifespam look like loosely scattered pellets in return. And you have no bombs or lives left.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #857 on:** June 29, 2011, 05:35:00 AM »

Tell her I stole her pictures of all Momizi's panties.

Hatate is on... twitter? What is this bullshit?!

DX7.EP · « **Reply #858 on:** June 29, 2011, 05:44:14 AM »

All her tweets' contents are archaic by Internet standards. For instance, her most recent one commented on cake, which is more than dead by now.

Nitori plays a MEAN Engie in TF2, and she's already dominated you and your attempts to sap her buildings. That server doesn't allow class, team, or loadout changes, and you have stock Spy stuff (revolver, sapper, plain ol' knife). What do you do?

Vyrien · « **Reply #859 on:** June 29, 2011, 06:54:41 AM »

Challenge her to an offline danmaku battle and then have tea with her.

You hear a knock on the door and in comes Satorin hell bent on crashing your tea party!

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #860 on:** June 29, 2011, 07:53:42 AM »

I dont drink tea.

Sunny is in bandaids and is crying...

DX7.EP · « **Reply #861 on:** June 29, 2011, 08:20:52 AM »

Quote from: Vyrien on June 29, 2011, 06:54:41 AM

Challenge her to an offline danmaku battle and then have tea with her.

Um...I was referring to within TF2's bounds...in which case you can at least use a duel item and challenge her that way. And then maybe instead of having tea together you then trade a few hats and refined metal. :colonveeplusalpha:

Quote from: Kips McKipzerson on June 29, 2011, 07:53:42 AM

Sunny is in bandaids and is crying...

Whoa, almost misread it as Badlands (TF2 map). If that were the case I'd say go to a simpler class like Soldier or Medic. Stop getting dominated already! damn F2P players, lot of them can't play worth a damn

But as it said "bandaids", I'd ignore her for now, seeing as that may be a set-up for Luna and Star to pull something suspicious while Sunny serves as a distraction.

Somehow, the DNF "stupefy once great figure" syndrome has hit Suika, meaning she gets drunk after only one beer. To make matters worse she is heading to a drinking festival....

Mimachiro · « **Reply #862 on:** June 29, 2011, 10:18:55 AM »

Grab Aya and have some fun at the expense of a certain Oni and everyone she comes into contact with.

What would you do if you found Yukari gapped your head onto Reimu's body (while she got your body)?

NEETori · « **Reply #863 on:** June 29, 2011, 10:40:54 AM »

See if I can't use the power of the yin yang orbs.

Speaking of a gap, you fall into one and dodge a series of punji stakes. Tewi!!
What do you do?

CS · « **Reply #864 on:** June 29, 2011, 04:10:39 PM »

Get Reisen to help me get back at her by bagging her and making her Eirin's new guinea pig.

Youmu wearing Sakuya's pads, with Ran's and Chen's tails, holding Laevatein and Gungnir while shooting Yin Yang orbs out of her mouth; wings sprouting from her back looking suspiciously like Nue's. Oh no, she's looking at you with her red eyes, making the room spin as she walks towards you challenging you to a sake drinking competition using Suika's gourd! Wat do?

Skyler · « **Reply #865 on:** June 29, 2011, 04:37:17 PM »

Stare for a couple of seconds, then scream "SHE FELL IN THE TOXIC WASTE AGAIN" and run like hell.

You're walking and are suddenly tripped up, falling on your face. You find yourself surrounded by dolls and you look up, spotting Alice who looks extremely furious for an unknown reason. What do you do?

game2011 · « **Reply #866 on:** June 29, 2011, 04:58:48 PM »

Ask her why she is angry. She replies, saying that I accidentally stepped on one of her dolls that is lying on the ground for whatever reason. I picked it up, clean and fix it, and then return it to her. It may not be perfect, but at least she's not that angry anymore.

You meet the kappas from in Wild and Horned Hermit. Here's a fan art of them:

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #867 on:** June 29, 2011, 06:09:22 PM »

*death by moe*

You encounter Komachi, and she's not procrastinating for once.

NEETori · « **Reply #868 on:** June 29, 2011, 06:53:00 PM »

Shit's going down. Prepare for a fight. Well then again...

Shikieiki-sama asks for your help in fighting Yuuka.

Koakkuri · « **Reply #869 on:** June 29, 2011, 07:43:15 PM »

Me? To fight Yuuka? But I...Huh, guess Shikeiki needs a meat shield...In that case, let's die for (great) justice!

Yuyuko is in your garden, surrounded by butterflies. Hmm?