Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 80873 times)

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #810 on:** June 26, 2011, 08:33:40 PM »

Give Chen a tricycle as a consolation prize.

Momiji suddenly growls, "Tonight. You." No one else seems to have noticed this threat.

Momijibot · « **Reply #811 on:** June 26, 2011, 08:43:00 PM »

Quote from: JackMackerel on June 26, 2011, 08:33:40 PM

Momiji suddenly growls, "Tonight. You." No one else seems to have noticed this threat.

Firstly, I love you for making that reference.

Secondly,

QUEEEEE?!

Suddenly, a gap appears in the middle of your chest! Something is comnig out but you-
>_

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #812 on:** June 26, 2011, 09:38:44 PM »

(It's actually an Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference...)

Scream like a girl, what else?

The entire cast is staring at you with a trollface.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #813 on:** June 26, 2011, 09:51:30 PM »

Huh... so, Satori told you all about every perverted thought and fantasy I've had and all related visual reading materials I own, huh? So... um... uh... please be gentle?

*insert scene of fantabulously brutal, rainbow death here*

What would you do if you ran into Mima while rolling through the forest at midnight?

⑨ Bit Red Vampire · « **Reply #814 on:** June 27, 2011, 08:19:02 AM »

Ah, Mima-sama! what evil schemes shall we plot today?

...why are you looking at me like tha-
*BOOMIES*

huh? is that Cirno and Ran over there? what are they...
*flying while streaking*
...oh boy...

Mimachiro · « **Reply #815 on:** June 27, 2011, 10:15:47 AM »

I would experience a bought of extreme blood loss out of my nasal cavity. I'm pretty sure Aya would be around, burning up at least one whole role of film on it.

What would you do if you saw Chen join the pair, followed shortly by Yukari, was just felt like "trying something different?"

NEETori · « **Reply #816 on:** June 27, 2011, 10:35:16 AM »

Die from sheer Chen moe.

Suika, who is sober, asks you to help her quit drinking.

Koakkuri · « **Reply #817 on:** June 27, 2011, 07:17:20 PM »

Alert the presses! It's the end of the world as we know it!

Yuugi comes over, drunk as ever, and challenges you into an arm-wrestling competition.

Spiderpig2398 · « **Reply #818 on:** June 27, 2011, 07:32:29 PM »

Make her use the hand holding the Sake. :V

Cirno has been training to be he strongest, and people are getting worried about her.

Phlegeth · « **Reply #819 on:** June 27, 2011, 07:40:13 PM »

Tell Daiyousei it's fine, fairies are basically immortal and Cirno can go as overboard as she wants.

Nitori made something weird and volunteered you to be the test subject.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #820 on:** June 27, 2011, 07:43:15 PM »

"Excuse me, I have to go. My common sense is telling me that I need to visit her, far far away from this mountain. kthxbai"

Suddenly Yukkuri Aya! Ohhh, Scary scary.

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #821 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:25:09 PM »

SHOOT IT.

You find yourself in Ran's tails.

Molten · « **Reply #822 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:27:13 PM »

So fluffy and soft and... what's with that slightly angry face? Why are you holding a spell card?

Aya is saying that she has pictures of you doing something embarrassing.

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #823 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:38:13 PM »

Retort that I have naked pictures of her mother. (Ooh, sexy sexy.)

A yukkuri is cuddling your foot.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #824 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:40:02 PM »

Stare for a few moments, give it some food, then walk away. If it follows, throw food in the opposite direction, and run. They're better in small doses, not as permanent companions.

What would you do if you saw Elly looking around for her scythe?

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #825 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:42:24 PM »

"Boomerang Scythe? What Boomerang Scythe?" *lamely hides scythe behind my back* >.>UUU

You have VIP tickets to the Prisimrivers' concert tonight!

Momijibot · « **Reply #826 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:28:25 AM »

Quote from: ふとくていなねこじょおう on June 27, 2011, 09:42:24 PM

"Boomerang Scythe? What Boomerang Scythe?" *lamely hides scythe behind my back* >.>UUU

You have VIP tickets to the Prisimrivers' concert tonight!

(NSFW) I know some people who could better use these tickets...

The gatekeeper just kicked your ass. Hard.

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #827 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:33:44 AM »

I regret nothing!

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENtart.

Momijibot · « **Reply #828 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:41:42 AM »

Quote from: ふとくていなねこじょおう on June 28, 2011, 12:33:44 AM

I regret nothing!

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENtart.

You HaaaVaveAVE Bor~roken my MIIIINNNNDDD

Also, You-Moo!

DX7.EP · « **Reply #829 on:** June 28, 2011, 01:07:44 AM »

Sounds like something the Seoul Milk company would manufacture.

Speaking of swordwielders, Youmu now wields Ragna's bigass sword.

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #830 on:** June 28, 2011, 01:16:58 AM »

And Cirno 'borrowed' Yukianasa from Jin. Onward with shenanigans. :getdown:

Orin and her zombie fairies are doing the THRILLER!

Athrel · « **Reply #831 on:** June 28, 2011, 01:33:06 AM »

Ask Orin how is it that zombie fairies can exist when all fairies are immortal.

Remilia promises to only drink a little bit of your blood

game2011 · « **Reply #832 on:** June 28, 2011, 04:17:07 AM »

Threaten her with garlic if she insists.

Chen: Arf! Arf! *pants*

Nem · « **Reply #833 on:** June 28, 2011, 04:44:27 AM »

Unmasks Momiji.

You are walking down a road when Remilia appears, Gungir blazing in her hand.
You turn around to run and you find Satori cutting off your escape.

Phlegeth · « **Reply #834 on:** June 28, 2011, 04:58:25 AM »

Think really, really hard about what you're going to do and then chuck Satori at Remilia at the last moment.

You went out drinking with Yuugi and (predictably) had to much and have woken up somewhere you don't recognize. Also with a really bad hangover.

Vyrien · « **Reply #835 on:** June 28, 2011, 08:15:07 AM »

Quote from: Sanrisa Laser on June 28, 2011, 04:58:25 AM

Think really, really hard about what you're going to do and then chuck Satori at Remilia at the last moment.

You went out drinking with Yuugi and (predictably) had to much and have woken up somewhere you don't recognize. Also with a really bad hangover.

Pretend you are Yuuka and all will be fine.

Speaking of Yuuka, you realise you are actually lying in the middle of the garden of the sun with the aforementioned flower youkai coming at high speed towards you brandishing a loaf of bread, what now?

NEETori · « **Reply #836 on:** June 28, 2011, 08:36:07 AM »

She is actually Mimi from Tales of Legendia, and knowing she's stuck in that game's terrible combat system, unleash flower-friendly danmaku, alert Yuuka, and run.

Nitori brandishes her Megawatt Linear Gun and fires it in your general direction, and yet, all the shots miss. You hear screaming, blood splatters and explosions behind you. Wtf just happened?

game2011 · « **Reply #837 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:07:20 AM »

Turn around to see some fairies screaming at the sight of packages of ketchup getting shot, and further back, some old machines are getting blown up by the shots.

You know how cats offer gifts to their owners, right? Well, Chen just offered you Nazrin.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #838 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:16:48 AM »

Oh, well, thank you little one. *rubs Chen's head*

"Just play along, then run like Hell when this is over" is what I would whisper to Nazrin while this is going on.

What would you do if you Yukari offered to you to have Ran for a day?

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #839 on:** June 28, 2011, 10:41:49 AM »

Many things that wouldn't be safe for most human eyes. One of them is hugging her tails *gasps*

Remillia is upset that vampires are classified as undead.