Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 81196 times)

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #780 on:** June 25, 2011, 04:20:27 AM »

You mean the Hatate with the reallly dark eyeliner? I'd just sit there and take whats coming I guess.

Surprise, It's Kogasa! And this time she's reopening the Tatara Shrine!

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #781 on:** June 25, 2011, 07:27:28 AM »

Walk past?

Hobo Reimu with a Shotgun.

Nem · « **Reply #782 on:** June 25, 2011, 07:56:16 AM »

Quick! Throw donations at her! Wait, she's too poor to even have ammo for the thing.

Three Flandres are bullying a Charisma Broken Remilia.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #783 on:** June 25, 2011, 08:10:57 AM »

I should go and help... wait... that goes "Four of A Kind," doesn't it. Oh crap.

'kyuu!'

*boom*

What would you do if you ran into Shinki while roaming through the Forest of Magic?

CS · « **Reply #784 on:** June 25, 2011, 08:21:02 AM »

Convert into Shinki-ism...

Shrine maiden Kogasa is begging for donations on the streets, holding up a sign saying, "Will do absolutely ANYTHING for some donations..."

DX7.EP · « **Reply #785 on:** June 25, 2011, 08:27:33 AM »

...wait, wasn't Reimu doing just that too not too far away?

Yuuka picks up a distortion guitar and charges at the classical-style Prismrivers. What music will come out of this?

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #786 on:** June 25, 2011, 09:03:41 AM »

Free jazz, of course!

Parsee is jealous of you for something.

Yukarin · « **Reply #787 on:** June 25, 2011, 12:57:15 PM »

* Yukarin runs away in fear

Yukari gaps in your house, smiling.

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #788 on:** June 25, 2011, 01:49:16 PM »

"Ah, what's the scheme today? Want some tea?"

You've just been invited to join in a campaign of D&D, but when you get to the meeting-place, you find that the GM is Yuuka!
However, you're also playing with Mima, who has chosen the classic Blaster-type Wizard. ("Why yes, I prepared Explosive Runes the other day.")
In addition to Sanae, who has chosen(surprise, surprise), Air and Luck domain Cleric! ("The miracles come naturally~")
However, Cirno's also in the team, as a Fighter. And yes, the INT score is 9.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #789 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:12:32 PM »

I choose no one, As I dont know how to play D&D!

Yuyuko. She's eating Myo- ate Myon. What do you do?

CS · « **Reply #790 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:30:27 PM »

Turn away to look at Youmu to see if she's okay, but making sure I can still see Yuyuko in the corner of my eye to make sure I don't get eaten as well.

Cirno is the newly-arrived shrine maiden now!

Spiderpig2398 · « **Reply #791 on:** June 25, 2011, 07:46:08 PM »

Donate a penny less then $10, because it makes it $9.99.

...Now Yoshika has a shrine? WHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN-

DX7.EP · « **Reply #792 on:** June 25, 2011, 08:02:10 PM »

It's only a branch of Yoshika's controller's mega shrine network. Who that would be, we'll see once TD comes out.

Yukari, seeing all of this shrine maiden madness, decides to gap in her own shrine elsewhere and, of course, always act like she's 17.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #793 on:** June 25, 2011, 10:01:26 PM »

Go up to said shrine, stare, and say you're not seventeen, and if you're still a maiden after a thousand years... I'll actually donate on a regular basis.

What would you do if you found yourself having tea while talking philosophy with Genji?

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #794 on:** June 25, 2011, 10:26:55 PM »

Not drink the tea. Not to my taste, sorry. Other than that, try and debate Camus with him.

Byakuren is chewing out a group of youkai racists that were about to gnaw on you.

CS · « **Reply #795 on:** June 26, 2011, 01:46:49 AM »

Oh thank you so much miss Byakuren I don't know how I can repay y-WOAH! Hey, stop chewing on them... but it sounds so appetizing... like gummy worms... Is that how youkai meat taste like? Can I have some too?

Hey look over there! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's the newest shrine maiden flying on her broom! Nope, she's not asking for donations, just stealing them right from your pockets, ze~

game2011 · « **Reply #796 on:** June 26, 2011, 08:16:00 AM »

Tell Reimu to do something about her.

Yukari admits that she is old.

Nem · « **Reply #797 on:** June 26, 2011, 08:46:04 AM »

Ran, you're not fooling anyone.

You see a drunk Kogasa wobbling around without her umbrella.

Momijibot · « **Reply #798 on:** June 26, 2011, 09:11:23 AM »

Quote from: Mad Scientist Nem on June 26, 2011, 08:46:04 AM

You see a drunk Kogasa wobbling around without her umbrella.

1.Act Surprise.
2.Act romantic.
3.

4.Profit!

Yuuka is now preparing...

CrowCakes · « **Reply #799 on:** June 26, 2011, 10:18:11 AM »

Wait warmly for outcome. DOHOHOHOHO

Merlin is on a sugar rush, flying around you in circles.

Mimachiro · « **Reply #800 on:** June 26, 2011, 10:20:13 AM »

So, how should we terrorize the populace today? Don't forget your promise about not killing anyone this time. We have to take a break from that once in a while, you know, to troll people into thinking we've gone soft.

Grab Yuuka, and say "First victim. Don't worry, can't kill her, since she wasn't really living to start with.

What would you do if you ran into a giant Yuugi? (no, it's not Suika pretending to be Yuugi)

game2011 · « **Reply #801 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:03:22 PM »

Call Lyrica for help. She's very smart, so she should know what to do.

Byakuren pets you while smiling warmly.

CS · « **Reply #802 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:12:14 PM »

Nyan...

Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Marisa again? No! It's Chen! Dressed in a giant poptart and farting rainbows!

Momijibot · « **Reply #803 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:27:53 PM »

Quote from: CS on June 26, 2011, 12:12:14 PM

Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Marisa again? No! It's Chen! Dressed in a giant poptart and farting rainbows!

Note to self: Never eat Yukari's cooking... EVER.

In a fit of Irony, guess who presents you with a plate of Creme Brulee.

CrowCakes · « **Reply #804 on:** June 26, 2011, 01:05:56 PM »

Oh, why thank you, Flan! Let me take a bite out of this-

BOOMIES!

Utsuho is kneeling on the ground, poking at some mushrooms.

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #805 on:** June 26, 2011, 01:22:49 PM »

Why are y- *BOOM*
That'll teach me to not poke my nose anywhere involving unknown mushrooms and a nuclear hellraven, eh? :V

A Drunken Kasha has appeared!
Looks lime Orin's been out hittin' the booze with the Oni.

CS · « **Reply #806 on:** June 26, 2011, 02:43:02 PM »

"Satori! Satori! Orin-"

"What!? She went out partying!? Without calling me out with her!? That Kasha's gonna get the scolding of her life..."

Then I shall watch her bring Koishi with her as the two sisters mess with the poor little cat's mind...

Look! Up in the sky again! No, it's not Marisa. Nor is it Nyan Chen...

It's a drunk Loli Koakuma cosplaying as Patchy with detached sleeves like Reimu's and a Third Leg just like Okuu's, while riding on a broom singing Cirno's Perfect Newspaper holding a camera and taking pictures all over Gensokyo, saying it's for her newspaper and surprising everyone when she says it, all while Dual Master Sparking anything or anyone in her way who doesn't co-operate...

game2011 · « **Reply #807 on:** June 26, 2011, 03:50:18 PM »

"THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!"

Reimu, wearing Tenshi's hat and Yukari's attires, is riding on a horse wearing Eirin's hat, escaping from a Cirno-winged rabbit that has Marisa's hair and is wielding Youmu's swords. They are running across the Garden of the Sun (Yuuka's sunflower field) on a rainy day, and nearby, Yuuka, wearing Iku's hat , Chen's shoes, and Reisen's clothing, is digging a hole to plant yams for unknown reasons while humming Minoriko's theme. Yeah, I came up with that at complete random...

Momijibot · « **Reply #808 on:** June 26, 2011, 04:03:00 PM »

Quote from: game2011 on June 26, 2011, 03:50:18 PM

"THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!"

Old joke is old but...

Quote from: game2011 on June 26, 2011, 03:50:18 PM

Reimu, wearing Tenshi's hat and Yukari's attires, is riding on a horse wearing Eirin's hat, escaping from a Cirno-winged rabbit that has Marisa's hair and is wielding Youmu's swords. They are running across the Garden of the Sun (Yuuka's sunflower field) on a rainy day, and nearby, Yuuka, wearing Iku's hat , Chen's shoes, and Reisen's clothing, is digging a hole to plant yams for unknown reasons while humming Minoriko's theme. Yeah, I came up with that at complete random...

>On a horse
>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yukari turns into a 17 year old.

game2011 · « **Reply #809 on:** June 26, 2011, 04:29:38 PM »

Congratulate her on finally becoming a real 17-year old girl.

Ran ditched Chen in favor of Rin.