Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 81191 times)

Roo · « **Reply #300 on:** May 29, 2011, 02:30:16 AM »

I'd help star prank tewi in exchange for a hug. See, as Cirno is the strongest, Star is teh cutest. :derp:

You see a chainsaw-weilding cat in the distance. It's CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #301 on:** May 29, 2011, 02:31:24 AM »

Counter with the Chengun!

OMG, it's EVIL EYE SIGMA!

Plus Rika. :derp:

CS · « **Reply #302 on:** May 29, 2011, 02:40:34 AM »

Run away!!!

>Playing Left4Dead2
>Tank appears
>Tank hits Evil Eye Sigma
>Tenshi happens to pass by (right between you and Evil Eye Sigma)
>What do?

NEETori · « **Reply #303 on:** May 29, 2011, 03:40:06 AM »

Let her take a flying Evil Eye Sigma to the face.

>You grab your grenade - a molotov cocktail to set the Tank on fire.
>Suika has drunken all the fuel out of the bottle.
>Your team consists of Suika, Yourself, Mokou and Yuugi.

CrowCakes · « **Reply #304 on:** May 29, 2011, 07:19:51 AM »

>Get Mokou to become a flaming human cannonball.
>Ask Suika or Yuugi to hurl her at our target.

Reimu is currently smashed and walking outside her shrine like a drunkard.

ChanceWolf · « **Reply #305 on:** May 29, 2011, 09:19:34 AM »

I say something that doesn't make sense so she'll follow me inside the shrine. Then I'll just lay her to sleep so she won't do something stupid while she's smashed. When she wakes up she feels better and we'll drink a cup of tea together.

You're lost in the Bamboo Forest and somehow manage it to get to a strange building there. You enter it and you see someone with red and blue clothing and a hat that resembles that of a nurse... It's Eirin!

NEETori · « **Reply #306 on:** May 29, 2011, 09:21:56 AM »

Have her escort me to Kaguya's room so we can play games with Mokou.

>Left 4 Touhou - Finale on a Bridge
>Chen appears! Ran appears!
>Oh shit, Chen looks awfully adorable. She hugs you!
>Ran is in mad pursuit, plowing things off the bridge left and right.

CS · « **Reply #307 on:** May 29, 2011, 09:59:02 AM »

Grab Chen and RUNNN!!! If she ever manages to catch up, make Chen feed Chen some pills and make her fart rainbows to fly us all away!

>Replay Left 4 Touhou
>Find a secret room
>Press E to open door
>Hears crying
>Flashes light
>You have startled the little blonde vampire in the basement!

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #308 on:** May 29, 2011, 10:47:10 AM »

Shotgun head, receive achievement

>0s and 1s start to surround you... It's Rin Satsuki! What do?

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #309 on:** May 29, 2011, 11:24:32 AM »

Comfort her first, then spark confidence in her. After that, I'd go with her around Gensokyo; proving WHY she should BE KNOWN like the rest of them.

Hey is that a bucket? Kisume pops out of it.

game2011 · « **Reply #310 on:** May 29, 2011, 12:18:11 PM »

Lift the barrel into the air to make her laugh happily like a little kid.

Kaguya wants to go fishing!

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #311 on:** May 29, 2011, 12:18:57 PM »

Bring the dried tuna to cushion the impending failure. :V

Mokou's fishing there already!

game2011 · « **Reply #312 on:** May 29, 2011, 01:22:44 PM »

I'll go and fish with her.

Medicine is beginning the first step of her plan to liberate all the dolls in the world from humans!

Mimachiro · « **Reply #313 on:** May 29, 2011, 03:52:38 PM »

Convince her I'm also a youkai and help, since my view of the human race in general is rather grim, anyway. That, and the idea of all the dolls in the world turning against their masters amuses me. I would leave Alice's dolls alone, though, and try to keep Medicine away from the Forest of Magic. After we were done with out liberation acts of the day, we'd sit down and have tea together, while watching the sun set, before I make my return to my humble abode.

What would you do if you met Kogasa in the middle of the night in a dark ally in the Human Village?

chirpy13 · « **Reply #314 on:** May 29, 2011, 03:59:24 PM »

Sneak up behind her and shout "SURPRISE!!" While being very surprised myself of course

.

An Unzan draws near.

CS · « **Reply #315 on:** May 29, 2011, 04:11:26 PM »

RAIN OF BROFISTS!!!

Look down, you have a <insert name of your favourite food>, look back up, you're in Hakugyokuro, with the ghost your ghost could smell like (what?). Anyways, Yuyuko looks at you with huge, puppy dog eyes, wanting to eat your <insert name of your favourite food>. What do?

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #316 on:** May 29, 2011, 04:29:07 PM »

Depends on if I've eaten at all today. I'd give her some if I was hungry, if I wasnt all of it. Then again I'd kinda be in the netherworld so i'm kinda you know dead.

Some sort of weird bug thing wants to play with you. It's Yamane!

Savory · « **Reply #317 on:** May 29, 2011, 10:39:25 PM »

I will play with her!

Yukari has you in her gap! :derp:

Mimachiro · « **Reply #318 on:** May 29, 2011, 11:26:17 PM »

Well, I'd probably be sitting down at the computer when it happens, then I would freak out for a second, until I realized what was going on. I'd take a look at the eyes all around me, wondering how many are actually looking at me and how many just look like they're looking at me, before ending up where Yukari's whims take me (probably somewhere in Gensokyo). I'd be pondering which part until I tumbled out.

What would you do if you were gapped into the home of Letty Whiterock?

Chronojet ⚙ Dragon · « **Reply #319 on:** May 29, 2011, 11:30:32 PM »

Ask for an extra layer of clothes.

Sasha Sashiromiya?

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #320 on:** May 29, 2011, 11:58:53 PM »

Dunno who that is. I'd tell it to get out of the thread though as this if for Touhou characters only, not for whatever series she's from :V

What if you met a satori? Specifically, Koishi.

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #321 on:** May 30, 2011, 12:22:19 AM »

Ask her if I can go undetected like she can somehow.

Where'd all these Icecubes come from? It must be Cirno!
And there she is, freezing a frog....And failing at it.

NEETori · « **Reply #322 on:** May 30, 2011, 01:43:25 AM »

Quote from: みゅーキュゥ on May 29, 2011, 11:30:32 PM

Sasha Sashiromiya?

Official characters only, IIRC.

Quote from: Hanzo K. on May 30, 2011, 12:22:19 AM

Ask her if I can go undetected like she can somehow.

Where'd all these Icecubes come from? It must be Cirno!
And there she is, freezing a frog....And failing at it.

Have her cool my drinks.

Orin is stealing corpses. What do you do?

Grimarg · « **Reply #323 on:** May 30, 2011, 01:57:40 AM »

Grab a shovel and start digging

You go to the freeze to grab a beer, but there is nothing inside, you turn around and see alittle girl with two horns drinking your beer. What do you do?

a_certain_kappa · « **Reply #324 on:** May 30, 2011, 02:57:22 AM »

Let her drink it anyway and throw some beans at her (to test out this ancient Japanese Theory). I mean, it's a gift from "God" (you should know who He is) but unfortunately I don't drink alcohol, engineer's code if you will. And I was about to give it to other people anyway, like... I dunno, Yuuka maybe.

That being said, will Yuuka accept my gift? or you have others in mind?

NEETori · « **Reply #325 on:** May 30, 2011, 03:09:14 AM »

Yuuka? RUN!

Nitori, with her 3.01 Megawatt Linear Gun, and Iku and Meiling are supporting her.

Nem · « **Reply #326 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:04:16 AM »

Find a way to spam paralyzes, silences, and attack debuffs on them. Or fight Science with... SCIENCE!

The ground quakes under your feet as a towering dark figure advances towards you. You can't believe your eyes. It's... It's... Hisoutensoku!?

Jes_Isaive · « **Reply #327 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:11:45 AM »

*Brofist*

You feel as though you've lost a fairly large burden. Looking around you, you see Hina!

CS · « **Reply #328 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:14:18 AM »

Spin Spin Spin with her!

It's midnight and you couldn't sleep. You opened your eyes only to see a little dark figure in the corner: a doll with its head down and its neck hung on the ceiling! It's Hourai! What do?

NEETori · « **Reply #329 on:** May 30, 2011, 08:50:23 AM »

Cut the rope so she don't hang herself.

Loli!Alice is crying in a corner. Yuuka is shooting the evil zombies trying to get Alice, who is also protecting a flower. What do you do?

Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 81191 times)

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