Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 81178 times)

NEETori · « **Reply #120 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:17:50 AM »

Quote from: Guardian of Tempests on May 16, 2011, 09:04:46 AM

Have her drink RED HORSE EXTRA STRONG!!! ITO ANG TAMA!!!

EDIT: Eh, redundancy.

IF YOU WERE TO MEET CHEN WEARING A MAGICAL GIRL OUTFIT!!!

DEATH BY MOE-INDUCED DIABETES!

Meet Chen, Cirno, Rumia, Three Mischievous Fairies, Mystia, Wriggle, Aki Sisters and pracitcally everyone who is portrayed as a loli, and for good measure, Alice, Yuyuko, Youmu, Kaguya and Sanae, dressed up as magical girls.

CS · « **Reply #121 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:24:24 AM »

*puts on bear suit*

Hey, girls. Need a lift? I've got candy~

*looks at magical girls*

Sure, you girls can come too. I've got plenty of space in the back of my van...

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #122 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:24:52 AM »

Nothing(above).

Rika riding a Basilisk Tank.

Sality · « **Reply #123 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:25:53 AM »

~~Ask everyone except Yuyucow and Kaguya to sign the contract to be my personal magical ~~maid~~ girls.~~

Ninja'd,

Ask her so I can have a ride and we can conquer Gensokyo together !

Rumia wants to eat you. What to do ?

CS · « **Reply #124 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:29:13 AM »

^
How bout the two of us go hunting together? I know a great place where we can get lampreys AND a big bird...

(Sorry about just now. I forgot about it. Let's just continue from here... Sorry >.<)

Yoshika wants to eat you. What do you do?

CrowCakes · « **Reply #125 on:** May 16, 2011, 11:46:25 AM »

Compliment her on her hat and how it looks awesome. Probably jump around with her, since that's what Jiang Shi do.

What would you do if you met Mystia at her food cart at night?

Sality · « **Reply #126 on:** May 16, 2011, 01:07:04 PM »

Bought some lampreys, get drunk, and ask her to sing for me till I fall asleep.
.. and tomorrow, I find myself in Hakugyokurou.

I saw a cute gardener nearby, and her name is Youmu.
What to do ?

CS · « **Reply #127 on:** May 16, 2011, 04:34:46 PM »

~~OMOCHIKAERI~~~
Hi there, if you really are half ghost, does that make you dead or alive? *looks at myon* Casper?

>Playing Left4Dead
>Pressed E to open door
>Hears cries...
>Flashes light
>CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>You have just startled the Ran!

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #128 on:** May 16, 2011, 04:57:38 PM »

>"Ohheysupdontkillmeplease"

OUR HISOU TENSOKUUUUUUUUUUUUU What if you met the giant fucking robot?

NEETori · « **Reply #129 on:** May 16, 2011, 06:25:06 PM »

Quote from: Kips McKipzerson on May 16, 2011, 04:57:38 PM

>"Ohheysupdontkillmeplease"

OUR HISOU TENSOKUUUUUUUUUUUUU What if you met the giant fucking robot?

Hold him hostage until Nitori makes me a version 2.06+ Megawatt Linear Gun
>Playing Left 4 Dead 2
>DUN DUN DUN! *tank theme*
>Yuugi punches a bulldozer

XephyrEnigma · « **Reply #130 on:** May 16, 2011, 07:15:11 PM »

"Let's go tour some bars."

Looks like Flandre wants to play with you! :ohdear:

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #131 on:** May 16, 2011, 07:24:08 PM »

I was never good with children. I'd be dead in a seco

What if you met Hong Meiling?

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #132 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:16:09 PM »

Say her name correctly.

What if you met Yuuka?

pokecatch · « **Reply #133 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:30:51 PM »

Quote from: XephyrEnigma on May 16, 2011, 07:15:11 PM

"Let's go tour some bars."

Looks like Flandre wants to play with you! :ohdear:

show her a different way of "play". that is, on the computer

Tamashii Kanjou · « **Reply #134 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:35:15 PM »

Since you said nothing, I shall answer the Yuuka one. (At last.)

First, greet her with the politeness and respect she deserves. Ensure her I mean no harm in her or her flowers and offer to drink with her. From there on, it would be learning about what actually happened during the Reimu/Marisa Mansion Invasion, how she is with Elly, the Mansion itself and if she still goes there, what is was like in Makai, etc, etc.

And so, you encounter Tewi. Will you plant a trap or two?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #135 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:00:02 PM »

I will get trapped, scream Tewi at the top of my lungs, and then tell her she's lying when she attempts to blame it on a fairy. Then I'd grab her, hug her 'till she turned red, the knock her on the head for trapping me. We'd share some sake afterward, 'cuz we'd still be friends.

What would you do if you met Konngara?

Whatthe · « **Reply #136 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:02:22 PM »

Quote from: Genichiro Ookami on May 16, 2011, 09:00:02 PM

What would you do if you met Konngara?

Ask her, once and for all, if she's an oni or something else.

What would you do if you met Isami Asama?

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #137 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:28:57 PM »

Quote from: Whatthe on May 16, 2011, 09:02:22 PM

What would you do if you met Isami Asama?

Drinking contest. The only correct choice!

In that line, what would you do if you met Amakasu Barley Tenji?

TAKE IT CACODEMON!! · « **Reply #138 on:** May 16, 2011, 09:59:16 PM »

Wrangle Cirno and Tewi into making Jackass: Gensokyo Edition.

But first, I'd have to meet Nitori and make TRANSLATOR MICROBES

CS · « **Reply #139 on:** May 17, 2011, 02:55:23 AM »

Nitori? Can you be my Santa? For Christmas? Cool! *gives a wishlist over 9000 miles long*

Oh Kanako... poor old hag doesn't get to meet anyone... until now...

NEETori · « **Reply #140 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:00:15 AM »

Have her teach me how to use Beautiful Spring like Suiga, except make it deadly >

Ran again!

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #141 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:07:50 AM »

I would fall asleep in those tails, and most likely get my ass handed to me. But it would be worth it.
What about Suika?

CrowCakes · « **Reply #142 on:** May 17, 2011, 06:38:03 AM »

I would ask her to tell me stories of the days before the Barrier went up.

Next up is wandering Koishi.

CS · « **Reply #143 on:** May 17, 2011, 06:50:21 AM »

*drives van past while wearing bear suit (after the "trip" with the other girls)*

Oh hey there little girl. You lost? Here, hop in my van!

Speaking of driving, while you were driving to school/work one day, you see Chen in the middle of the road, on her bike, honking at you. What do you do?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #144 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:35:46 AM »

Tell her I know I'm not supposed to be driving, but I had to take this sick animal to the vet, then offer her a ride to where she's going, only for her to realize I never had a sick pet and was just bored. I crash the car five seconds later, and walk away after spray painting "Tewi was here" on it. Then we go take a spin around the block on a random motorcycle, before I somehow park it on the roof of Yukari's house.

What would you do if you met Unzan?

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #145 on:** May 17, 2011, 12:34:10 PM »

FUCKIN BROFIST

What if you met Ichirin?

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #146 on:** May 17, 2011, 09:52:18 PM »

See if she's hiding a silly hairdo under that nun...hat...fabric...thingy...

Urameshiya~! A Kogasa appears!

Kimchii · « **Reply #147 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:00:46 PM »

Quote from: nekorandomnessqueen on May 17, 2011, 09:52:18 PM

Urameshiya~! A Kogasa appears!

I'd ask her to go trick or treating with me

KYOUKO APPEARS WHAT DO YOU DO

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #148 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:04:51 PM »

Turn her and the other Puellas we know and love into Touhous. :3

A wild Ran appears! Ran uses "CHEEEEEEN!"

Kimchii · « **Reply #149 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:10:29 PM »

Quote from: nekorandomnessqueen on May 17, 2011, 10:04:51 PM

Turn her and the other Puellas we know and love into Touhous. :3

A wild Ran appears! Ran uses "CHEEEEEEN!"

I meant Kyouko from 10D but I guess Kyouko from Madoka works too :V
I WOULD ASK RAN TO NOT BE IMMUNE TO BOMBS ANYMORE WHEN I'M TRYING TO COMPLETE PCB PHANTASM STAGE.

You see Suwako hopping around. What do you do?

Author Topic: If you were to meet... (Read 81178 times)

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