"I think I had too much to drink! I'm starting to see pink clouds shooting lasers!"
"Nope, you're not drunk, that's Unzan!"
"You're kidding! I'm really far gone, I could have sworn I saw the pink laser cloud punch somebody!"
"Nope! Still Unzan!"
"Are you sure? I could have sworn that the power-ups in Ten Desires were back to the way they were before UFO!"
"Here, give me some of that!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHO"!