As messy as it is, I want this dead and buried. LOL explicit lyrics ahead.
I did a remix of Travie McCoy's
Billionaire song (naughty lyrics because I couldn't find a non-scratchy radio version) focusing on a legendary trap. I kept it clean just in case.
I wanna be the little girl so frickin' bad
Think of all the skirts I never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Megami magazine
In the cutest dress you've ever seen.
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself in those thigh-highs, yeah.
A different outfit every night
"Oh my, that girl!"
Prepare your nutbladder
For when I'm a little girl
Yeah, I'm just way too good at this.
Wearin' nice and tight fits. Panties hugging my hips,
I got a million dolled-up outfits.
My wardrobe still doesn't fit in a hundred closets
And when it comes to makeup, I'm always over budget.
I got a website with more than ten million hits
With straight guys wishin' that I really had ****.
Life's better when I'm trappin', I'm number one in fashion.
Photoshoots everyday. Man, I'm rakin' the cash in.
Just be sure not to ask for any panty flashin'.
That'd ruin the surprise and the one big question.
I need and hour for makeup before I'm ready for action
Though everywhere I go my bod's the main attraction.
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself in those thigh-highs, oh yeah
A different outfit every night
"Oh my, that girl!"
Prepare your nutbladder
For when I'm a little girl
ooooh oh ooooh oh, when I'm a little girl
ooooh oh ooooh oh,
I just love all of my goth lolis.
Way too many frills please.
Man, I just can't stop thinking about all of the guys I tease
But with a wardrobe like mine hey teasing's nothing but a breeze for me.
A flash of my thighs and they can't do nothin' but stop and freeze.
A boy or a girl? With just a glance, none can tell.
Checked out my three sizes and figured that I might as well.
When I tell people I'm a dude they can just say "oh, what the hell?!".
I'm hotter than you are so callin' me man's a tough sell.
I'm in a dress wearin' stockings with a fancy lace garter belt
I can get old guys arrested by asking 'em for "zipper help"
Sailor suits, nylons, maid dresses and short skirts
I always get my trap on 'cause I'm so darn cute it hurts.
I wanna be the little girl so frickin' bad.
Think of all the skirts I never had.
I wanna be on the cover of Megami magazine
In the cutest dress you've ever seen.
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself in those thigh-highs, oh yeah
A different outfit every night
"Oh my, that girl!"
Prepare your nutbladder
For when I'm a little girl
ooooh oh ooooh oh, when I'm a little girl
ooooh oh ooooh oh,
I wanna be the little girl so frickin' ba~a~ad.