Ogg! Morpork!
These are strenuous times we live in, but not to fear! While our enemies are great, your armies are formidable! As the putrid mushyrulez of the genoobs mentioned, our opponents have more land than us, and more armies. However, all is not lost! We, who are known for our culture and military prowess, will not be crushed by those barbarian tribes masquerading as civilizations! No, we will stand firm in the face of their hopeless, desparate invasions!
We are each a mighty force, but together, together we would be unstoppable. We would rule the world disk!
In the end, after the bones of our oppressors are ground into the dust, we will stand in the dusty crater that was the Muntabian capital and discuss how we will divy up the lands of our former enemies.
What say you!?