Author Topic: My Precious Thing  (Read 29564 times)

Gpop

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #150 on: June 16, 2010, 08:26:39 PM »
Well, I am a 16-year old girl...

Are you now? Why do I keep thinking that everyone is older than me? =/

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #151 on: June 16, 2010, 08:42:42 PM »
Are you now? Why do I keep thinking that everyone is older than me? =/

I have the opposite problem. :(

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #152 on: June 16, 2010, 09:16:11 PM »
I have the opposite problem. :(
That's because you're an old fart.
Well, I am a 16-year old girl...
I wouldn't say that around here, if I were you.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #153 on: June 16, 2010, 09:20:13 PM »
I wouldn't say that around here, if I were you.
She should be comfortable enough to say it, because no one is going to make creepy overtures towards her. Right?

>_____>

Consider this a public reminder to not act creepy and stuff. Mode, carry on with your awesomeness.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #154 on: June 16, 2010, 09:21:41 PM »
ebidles a dork n all dont listen 2 wat he sez
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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #155 on: June 16, 2010, 09:28:19 PM »
Consider this a public reminder to not act creepy and stuff.

GODDAMNIT

Also: This story needs more Sapz.

Gpop

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #156 on: June 16, 2010, 09:30:17 PM »
Consider this a public reminder to not act creepy and stuff.

I'm a changed man. I don't do that stuff anymore anyways :V

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #157 on: June 16, 2010, 09:41:39 PM »
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut humenaz! slveas u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn lipgsross ur supsd 2 rit dis! Slaves wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fairiz 2 Nforzar 4 techin muh japnese!

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We ran happily to Eientei. There we saw the stage where IOSYS had played. We ran in happly. IOSYS were there playing ?Danzai Yamaxanadu?. I was so fucking happy! miko looked even sexier than she did in da pictures. Even Slaves thought so, I could totally see her getting an erection but it didn?t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a poofy pink cupcake dress. Slaves was also wearing a poofy pink cupcake dress. Anyway, we stated para paraing to the song. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, miko pulled off her mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn?t them at all. It was.,?????????.. Gryens and da Creepy Guys!

?Wtf Slaves im not going to a concert wid u!? I shouted angrily. ?Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its IOSsyys n u no how much I lik them?

?What cause we?you know?? she gadgetted uncomfortbli cause lolis don?t like to talk a bout you-know-what.

?Yeah cause we you know!? I yielded in an angry voice.

?We won?t do that again.? Slaves promised. ?This time, we?re going with an ESCORT.?

?OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?? I asked. ?So I guess ur a humean or a fagt or what now??

?NO.? she muttered loudly.

?R u becoming a humein or what?? I shootd angrily.

?Mdoed! I?m not! Pls come with me!? she fell down to her knees and started singing ?world is mine? by miuark hatchusne to me.

I was flattened cause that?s not even a single, she had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

?OK then I guess I will have to.? I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

T?enshi Ryuugu was standing there. ?Hajimemashite gurl.? she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ?how do u do? in japanese). ?BTW Suwakoe that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.? (an: SLAVES U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

?It serves that fuking bich right.? I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some kawiai animo lik uminekao no naker kowo knee. ?Maybe Suwaakco will die too.? I said.

?Kawai.? T?enshi Ruyggu shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. ?Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den Hkuarnesem did it with her cause he?s a necphilak.?

?Kawai.? I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da animu.

?OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Slaves tonight in Eientei with IOSYAs.? I sed. ? I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.?

T?Enashi Ryuoogo Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. ?Omfg totally lets go shopping.?

?In da humane Villag, right?? I asked, already getting out my spshcial HUman villaege Loiyalty carde.

?No.? My head snaped up.

?WHAT?? my head spuin. I could not believe it. ?T?ensih Ryuugu are u a PREP??

?NOOOO!NOOOO!? She laughed. ?I found some cool kawaii stores near Fret of Magicg Magic Shcool that?s all.?

?Hu told u abut them? I askd sure it would be Slaves or Croww or Desire(don?t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

?huh waht.? She sed. ?Let me just call our broms.?

?OMFFG HUH WHATE?? I asked quietly.

?Yah I saw the map for Eieintet on his desk.? She told me. ?Come on let?s go.?

We were going in a few sweet lolirt stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Eienente. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN ZUN EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT?S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. ?We only have these for da real lolips.?

?Da real lolius?? Me and T?Enshi Ryuggu asked.

?Yah u wouldn?t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday huakreism and vap tried to buy a loi camera pouch.? He shook his head. ?I dint even no they had a camera.?

?OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!? I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long pink lacy jumper dress with a frly white blouse underhanet.

?Oh my byakuren you have to buy that outfit? The salesperson said.

?Yeah it looks totlly hot.? said T?enshI Ryugu.

?You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?? he asked.

?Yeah I am actually.? I looked back at him. ?Hey BTW my name?s Mdooedo Yu?ki Koishi Shameimaru SARAH ARM what?s yours??

?Spaz.? He said and ran a hand through his black british hair. ?maybe I?ll see you there tonight.?

?Yeah I don?t think so cause I am going there with my gf slaves you sick perv!? I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Momijj flew in on his black broom looking worried. ?OMFG MDOEERD U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!?  

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #158 on: June 16, 2010, 09:49:18 PM »
?world is mine? by miuark hatchusne

Oh my goodness.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #159 on: June 16, 2010, 09:55:22 PM »
mode u r 1 of teh gud 1s thnx

Gpop

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #160 on: June 16, 2010, 10:09:35 PM »
?Hey BTW my name?s Mdooedo Yu?ki Koishi Shameimaru SARAH ARM what?s yours??

The simple mention of her totally makes you even more awesome now.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #161 on: June 16, 2010, 10:14:42 PM »
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a humn den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a huma or not by ma quiz itz on scmm. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz swuako isn?t rely a humpma. Slaves plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!

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Spzap gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Mimijoi kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Forest of Magigc Fgmaicgo Shcoel. ?WTF Momijk?? I shouted angrily. ?Fuck off you fjucking bastard.? Well anyway Suiawko came. Miojpji went away angrily.

?Hey bitch you look kawaii.? she said.

?Yah but not as kawaii as you.? I answered sadly cause Suakwok?s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a frog hat. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.

?So r u going 2 da concert wif Slaves?? she asked.

?Yah.? I said happily.

?I?m gong with Croww.? she anserred happily. Well anyway Slaves and Crawwo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Crwpow was dressed lik ayayar shameymaroSlaves wuz whering a big poofy babby blue rress wid hartss. T?enshi ryug was going 2 da concert wif Ebbus . Errbubbs used to be called Pitchu but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were owlbearz. They dyed in a car crash. Pichut converted to Byakurensism and he went kawiai. He was in patchy?s classd now. He was wearing a goo gurl. We kall him Erbbebis now. Well anyway we al went 2 Slabes?s pink Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer desu] that her broter Duhrak gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Slaves and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking huamins. We soon got there??.I gapsed.

ZUN was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had a hat and needed samwichesa. He wuz really skinny and he had smelld lik ber. We moshed 2 Marisar Spotle da Prezzos Thin and sum odder songz. Sudenly ZUN polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn?t ZUN at all! It was an ugly humen man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Slaebs. Slivesand I came. It was??.Greysn and da CreepY Guys!

?U moronic idiots!? he shooted angstily. ?Mdood I told u to kill Desrpie. Thou have failed. And now???.I shall kill thou and Slaevbs!?

?No no please!? We begged sadly but he took out his knife.

Sudenly a kawiai old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a pink robe dat sed ?avril lavigne? on da back. He shotted a spel and Gryen ran away. It was?????????????huhwaht!  

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #162 on: June 16, 2010, 10:18:50 PM »
(geddit cuz wer desu]

I don't know why this made me laugh so much :getdown:

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #163 on: June 16, 2010, 10:21:52 PM »
Errbubbs used to be called Pitchu but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were owlbearz.
I am slain.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #164 on: June 17, 2010, 01:10:25 AM »

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #165 on: June 17, 2010, 01:16:59 AM »
SLAVES IS FUTA I KNEW IT

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #166 on: June 17, 2010, 01:36:21 AM »
SLAVES IS FUTA I KNEW IT

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u sicko!!! mdoe mint i got hot angd sexdy feeling frum lookin @him......im a girk so i dun get ercftions u sicko!@!!!!!!!!

dustyjo

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #167 on: June 17, 2010, 01:37:30 AM »
im a girk so i dun get ercftions u sicko!@!!!!!!!!

moed sed u did dont lie

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #168 on: June 17, 2010, 01:44:15 AM »


I wonder if anyone remembers where this is from :V
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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #169 on: June 17, 2010, 02:10:53 AM »
Quote
Marisar Spotle da Prezzos Thin
Are you speaking Russian here? :V

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #170 on: June 17, 2010, 05:05:14 AM »
Hajimemashite gurl.
I have NO idea why this is so funny.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #171 on: June 17, 2010, 06:11:08 AM »
Sometimes the spelling goes into such weirdness it sounds German or Russian to me.

Also, Black BRITISH Hair!

Owlbears.

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #172 on: June 17, 2010, 08:15:49 AM »
Be needing a boomstick, baseball bat, and brain bleach.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #173 on: June 17, 2010, 08:30:40 AM »
Black, british hair...

WAT.

(Also, OWLBEARZ :3)

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #174 on: June 17, 2010, 10:05:35 AM »
MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU THERE TONIGHT :smug:

* Spaz runs hand through black British hair

I don't know how you're still making this hilarious, but you are, so keep at it. :getdown:
Let's fight.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #175 on: June 17, 2010, 01:27:50 PM »
OMG I LUV TIS STORIES SO MUCH I MADE MORE DARAMATIC REDDINGS!!!!
(These are really fun to do.)

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #176 on: June 17, 2010, 01:53:38 PM »
* Spaz runs hand through black British hair

WHAT.
You tell me RIGHT NOW how to get British hair.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #177 on: June 17, 2010, 02:15:34 PM »
WHAT.
You tell me RIGHT NOW how to get British hair.
Wash your hair in tea daily. Works wonders.
Let's fight.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #178 on: June 17, 2010, 02:18:56 PM »
Wash your hair in tea daily. Works wonders.
Wait, so if you wash your hair in beer every day it will become German?
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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #179 on: June 17, 2010, 02:21:18 PM »
Wait, so if you wash your hair in beer every day it will become German?

Yes. And washing it in ketchup/catsup every day makes it American.
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