Author Topic: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=  (Read 172351 times)

Chaore

  • Kai Ni Recipient Many Years Late
  • *
  • You Finally Did It, Kadokawa.
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #480 on: January 27, 2010, 11:56:05 PM »
>Restrain strangling urges
>"Then you make friends and alliances. I couldn't stand on equal grounds with Meira when she was trying to plunder the Hakurei Shrine, but I certainly made a fool of her in the end, didn't I?"
>Bite off pointing out that she locked out Marisa. For now.

"Yes, You called Wriggle, Cirno, and Suika in. ...But Chen, They were there because it was the Hakurei Shrine, Right? This isn't the Hakurei Shrine. Wriggle isn't absolved of the crime of eating humans, herself. ...Yes, There is a chance she would break this alliance and just opt to swarm us. It would end in her downfall, But she'd be too confident to care."

Hina looks alarmed. As you probably should be. How the hell did she know that?

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #481 on: January 28, 2010, 12:07:16 AM »
> "But...but you could only look into the past right?! Since when can you see the future?! And Wriggle wouldn't ever do such a thing!"
> "The village is as much part of the Hakurei Shrine as everywhere else. The entirety of Gensokyo is bound by that Shrine. If we leave it to rot, everything will collapse, including the village. And maybe even before that, some crazed swordswoman and her transdimensional dragon servant could easily plough through the barrier. The barrier isn't a perfect defense! I mean, I got through it after all."
« Last Edit: January 28, 2010, 12:10:04 AM by OkashiiNaito »

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #482 on: January 28, 2010, 12:14:41 AM »
>"And you already know all this, you don't need me to tell you. So, what are you hiding?"
>Sirlion. Brisket. Hamburger...

Chen

  • Ruined my own appeal by being a dumbass
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #483 on: January 28, 2010, 12:22:22 AM »
>Activate huge cat eyes.

Chaore

  • Kai Ni Recipient Many Years Late
  • *
  • You Finally Did It, Kadokawa.
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #484 on: January 28, 2010, 12:36:47 AM »
> "But...but you could only look into the past right?! Since when can you see the future?! And Wriggle wouldn't ever do such a thing!"
> "The village is as much part of the Hakurei Shrine as everywhere else. The entirety of Gensokyo is bound by that Shrine. If we leave it to rot, everything will collapse, including the village. And maybe even before that, some crazed swordswoman and her transdimensional dragon servant could easily plough through the barrier. The barrier isn't a perfect defense! I mean, I got through it after all."

>"And you already know all this, you don't need me to tell you. So, what are you hiding?"
>Sirlion. Brisket. Hamburger...

THAT FUCKING COW BITCH glances out the window, almost villian-like. And the glint in her eye...

"Yes. I never could before, neither could Wriggle change bugs into youkai, could she? Its not perfect, But I can see it, Chen. I can see the future of this village.

...and that is where you are wrong, Chen. I can see it, the only clear future. This barrier will outlast the Hakurei Border. And the outside will swarm in and overtake this land. The youkai will be subdued, and the barrier will go down just in time for the outsiders to find this village. From there, Humans have not to fear Youkai.

...Yes, Chen, I will throw Gensokyo away for this village. It is just a bunch of Youkai, anyway. Ah, and I suppose Marisa IS still alive. They probably won't touch her, unless she betrays humanity."

Hina backs away in surprise, You're sure this is the first she has heard of this.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #485 on: January 28, 2010, 12:41:24 AM »
>Summon Mackette the Knife, direct her to attack. It's go time time for some kitty diplomacy.

Kasu

  • Small medium at large.
  • This soup has an explosive flavour!
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #486 on: January 28, 2010, 12:45:06 AM »
> "Well then...  I guess we'll just have to stop that from happening won't we?"

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #487 on: January 28, 2010, 12:47:16 AM »
How utterly ironic it would be if the outsiders found her just when the full moon was shining, wouldn't it?

> "Keine, if there is one thing I've learned from Yukari's strange stories on her moving picture box is that you're supposed to use future sight to change the future. You're half youkai yourself! If those outsiders found you on the full moon, they'll rip you to shreds! And the outsiders are all power hungry fools! The youkai balance out humanity's thirst for power! Without youkai, they'll take away the last shreds of magic, destroying all of myth and magic forever! They'll use that might to destroy each other! This path is the path to ruin!"
> "Do you really think this standard barrier will hold out longer and better than the Hakurei Border, the barrier which hid all of magic existance for hundreds of years? You aren't as strong as the Shrine Maiden, Keine!"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #488 on: January 28, 2010, 12:48:46 AM »
> "Just-JUST A BUNCH OF YOUKAI?!"
> "You're half youkai yourself, aren't you? YOU FUCKING BITCH? If the barrier falls, Gensokyo falls. This village included. The magic in this world will all be released, that won't go unnoticed in the outside world, disasters are already happening from 40% being leaked! Imagine 100% Keine.
This village isn't safe from the outside world."

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #489 on: January 28, 2010, 12:49:28 AM »
>Do the talking while Mackette the Knife does the knifing.
>"And you forgot Sanae, too!"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #490 on: January 28, 2010, 12:57:13 AM »
>Do the talking while Mackette the Knife does the knifing.

Don't fight her yet. That's foolish. More foolish than what we're doing now.

Chaore

  • Kai Ni Recipient Many Years Late
  • *
  • You Finally Did It, Kadokawa.
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #491 on: January 28, 2010, 01:07:19 AM »
> "Keine, if there is one thing I've learned from Yukari's strange stories on her moving picture box is that you're supposed to use future sight to change the future. You're half youkai yourself! If those outsiders found you on the full moon, they'll rip you to shreds! And the outsiders are all power hungry fools! The youkai balance out humanity's thirst for power! Without youkai, they'll take away the last shreds of magic, destroying all of myth and magic forever! They'll use that might to destroy each other! This path is the path to ruin!"
> "Do you really think this standard barrier will hold out longer and better than the Hakurei Border, the barrier which hid all of magic existance for hundreds of years? You aren't as strong as the Shrine Maiden, Keine!"

THAT FUCKING COW BITCH simply laughs. "Yes. I suppose I would've needed to change something- Which would be agreeing with you, Chen. This is the path I must take! The path I wouldn't take! With no Shrine maiden, the border won't hold, Chen. Its over, I simply must make my choice!"

THAT FUCKING COW BITCH gets off her desk, glancing to you mindlessly.

> "Just-JUST A BUNCH OF YOUKAI?!"
> "You're half youkai yourself, aren't you? YOU FUCKING BITCH? If the barrier falls, Gensokyo falls. This village included. The magic in this world will all be released, that won't go unnoticed in the outside world, disasters are already happening from 40% being leaked! Imagine 100% Keine.
This village isn't safe from the outside world."

"Yes, I suppose I am 'Half' a beast. ...I can keep it hidden though, Ah, or die. It doesn't matter. Besides, what if all the magic returns. It was out there before, right? We just hogged it all, this glorious magic..."

>Do the talking while Mackette the Knife does the knifing.
>"And you forgot Sanae, too!"

Don't fight her yet. That's foolish. More foolish than what we're doing now.

"She was never human, anyway. She has only become worse."

You really want to have Mackette knife the crap out of her now. Who the hell does she think she is?

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #492 on: January 28, 2010, 01:09:59 AM »
>Look at Hina. "Time to make your choice, it seems."

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #493 on: January 28, 2010, 01:10:27 AM »
> "You've lost it. Just like the others. Good day, Bitch. I'll see you in hell."
« Last Edit: January 28, 2010, 01:12:54 AM by Thundr_Pwnage »

Chaore

  • Kai Ni Recipient Many Years Late
  • *
  • You Finally Did It, Kadokawa.
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #494 on: January 28, 2010, 01:14:01 AM »
> "You've lost it. Just like the others. Good day, Bitch."

>Look at Hina. "Time to make your choice, it seems."

You angrily growl at Keine, and turn to Hina. She turns stone-faced and stares at Keine.

"Keine. You've got a bit of curse on you."

"What?"

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #495 on: January 28, 2010, 01:14:06 AM »
> "Fine Keine, go act like the Messiah. Just remember, it took several Gods, Youkai, Shrine Maidens and an omnipotent being to make sure all went well in this small patch of land filled with magic. Do you think that you and humanity can do the same as them, but with the whole world? Go search out your Utopia, Keine, but I don't want to be part of it."

Kasu

  • Small medium at large.
  • This soup has an explosive flavour!
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #496 on: January 28, 2010, 01:16:53 AM »
> "Hina!  Do you have any details on it?"
> Summon Roc.  We may need to hold Keine down.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #497 on: January 28, 2010, 01:19:33 AM »
>THE ROC doesn't have the space he needs. But Mackette the Knife...
>"So, if we hit it enough, will it go away?"

Kasu

  • Small medium at large.
  • This soup has an explosive flavour!
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #498 on: January 28, 2010, 01:21:04 AM »
> Ponder what the hell Yumigami even has as an ability anyway.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #499 on: January 28, 2010, 01:23:44 AM »
> Ponder what the hell Yumigami even has as an ability anyway.

>He's an exceedingly large rabbit. That's pretty special. Someday he shall be ridden into battle.

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #500 on: January 28, 2010, 01:25:24 AM »
> Chuckle at the thought that Hina's Curse might involve Mad Cow Disease.

Chaore

  • Kai Ni Recipient Many Years Late
  • *
  • You Finally Did It, Kadokawa.
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #501 on: January 28, 2010, 01:40:45 AM »
> "Fine Keine, go act like the Messiah. Just remember, it took several Gods, Youkai, Shrine Maidens and an omnipotent being to make sure all went well in this small patch of land filled with magic. Do you think that you and humanity can do the same as them, but with the whole world? Go search out your Utopia, Keine, but I don't want to be part of it."

You give another rant just to keep her busy.

> "Hina!  Do you have any details on it?"
> Summon Roc.  We may need to hold Keine down.

"No. I couldn't even see it before."

>THE ROC doesn't have the space he needs. But Mackette the Knife...
>"So, if we hit it enough, will it go away?"

"I can probably absorb it if you hold her down."

You summon your land shark to ambush her once she finishes whatever rant shes on.

> Ponder what the hell Yumigami even has as an ability anyway.

>He's an exceedingly large rabbit. That's pretty special. Someday he shall be ridden into battle.

You do have to wonder.

> Chuckle at the thought that Hina's Curse might involve Mad Cow Disease.

A good joke, indeed.

Kasu

  • Small medium at large.
  • This soup has an explosive flavour!
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #502 on: January 28, 2010, 01:42:54 AM »
> Ambush Keine with Mackette.
> Attempt to hold her down while Hina absorbs the curse.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #503 on: January 28, 2010, 01:46:25 AM »
> Hold the Nyamune against her throat if necesary.

Kasu

  • Small medium at large.
  • This soup has an explosive flavour!
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #504 on: January 28, 2010, 01:49:27 AM »
> Be ABSOLUTELY sure no Human's walk in on you while this goes down.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Chaore

  • Kai Ni Recipient Many Years Late
  • *
  • You Finally Did It, Kadokawa.
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #505 on: January 28, 2010, 02:05:07 AM »
> Ambush Keine with Mackette.
> Attempt to hold her down while Hina absorbs the curse.

> Hold the Nyamune against her throat if necesary.

You ambush and take her down easily.

"This is exactly why I'm throwing you all away, I say!"

Hina heads over and bends down to absorb the curse, gently touching Keine on her forehead. You feel Keine's struggles steadily amplify, as a green mess of lightning starts transfering between Hina and Keine. And then she kind of explodes, both of you are sent out of the school house.

A rampaging EX-KEINE follows after. You'd be angrier if the thought of beating her up didn't delight you.

> Be ABSOLUTELY sure no Human's walk in on you while this goes down.

This may be a bit hard now, though.

Kasu

  • Small medium at large.
  • This soup has an explosive flavour!
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #506 on: January 28, 2010, 02:08:14 AM »
> "Er... Should we fight or run?"

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #507 on: January 28, 2010, 02:11:23 AM »
> Oh, looks like she also learned to transform whenever she wants.
> On the bright side: We have an excuse to kick her ass!
> Even better: when the humans see their 'dear sweet teacher and protector' is in fact a youkai (according to her profile the humans don't know this yet), her reputation will drop below zero surely.
> Anyway, draw Nyamune, get Mackette (the Knife) ready and get ready for some sweet revenge!

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #508 on: January 28, 2010, 02:12:47 AM »
>"Looks like I'm going to have to take you back to school, Brisket!"
>Send Mackette the Knife in to get her some roughing up, glace at Hina.

Chaore

  • Kai Ni Recipient Many Years Late
  • *
  • You Finally Did It, Kadokawa.
Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #509 on: January 28, 2010, 02:23:13 AM »
> "Er... Should we fight or run?"

You don't know why you would say this. You get to beat Keine up.

> Oh, looks like she also learned to transform whenever she wants.
> On the bright side: We have an excuse to kick her ass!
> Even better: when the humans see their 'dear sweet teacher and protector' is in fact a youkai (according to her profile the humans don't know this yet), her reputation will drop below zero surely.
> Anyway, draw Nyamune, get Mackette (the Knife) ready and get ready for some sweet revenge!

>"Looks like I'm going to have to take you back to school, Brisket!"
>Send Mackette the Knife in to get her some roughing up, glace at Hina.

This is the best day ever. Screw the panicking and confused humans, LAND SHARK. EAT HER!

Mackette tackles Keine in the chest. She grabs the land shark.

Everything goes silent.

You think you figured out Mackette's weakness.