Chapter 5
AN: shut up humnz ok! I wunt update ubtil u giv me good rrevows. nives to ruro agen but giv bck my yuyuko pstr ok!!!?
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I walked through the snow, felling sad and angre dejectedly. I sang a sung to myelf, Sepptet for da Ded Princes whichs a fuking tite song u youaki no it!! REMI ROX UR SOX!!11 I wlked thru da snow, and it strted cumming down thicker n thckir!!11 Da snowstorm gut so hebby dat I cudn't see.
"Fuk dis fucking snow," I spouted angeredly. "I cnt see shits. Maybe Ill jus lye dwn in it and dye n thatll show Reibarf how much she suks!!!"
Then................... the snow suddenlly stopped all suddenlie! I loked arund confusedly!
"WTF is gong on?" I yelled. I loked around and saw a lady standnig their! She3 was tall and pretty sexily. She had lavender hair and a pruple-white hate. She woar a purple and white dress with a broch on her boob and a purple and white dress skrit all pleated and pretty! She wux hott and I wanted 2 do her abit just seeing here!:"
"R U Sakayan Izanyan?" posed the youaki women flirtily. Sirius she was hott! (AN: pruuvs shes nut a pedofile ok!?!?)
"Yah I m" I renspoded defensively. "Wut u want wit me?"
"I am Letty Whiterock," she said snowily (geddit cause hes winter spitit) and I cum 2 thank u for saving little Cirnos lyfe. I have come 2 grant yu won wishe or a scroo wid me, ur choice."
"I dun't wanna fuk u tho" I sed it wux a lye tho! She's hot I wanted 2 boikn her so bad!!!11
"O Kum nao," said Litty Whitrack. She came up 2 me and sturted frenching me productively! It was soooo hot I luved it. I mad moneing noises lik "Ooooh Letty ooooh don't stop oooh ooohh!!!11" N she took off my dress and I took of her dress and we were naked and started screwing. It wux cold in the witner snow but we had coats and cloks and scarvs on so it's ok!!!1
Ritty Bedrock put her thing into my thing and we did u-no-wut, and it was sooooo hotly sexily!!11 We wur making noises like "Ooooh oooh OOOOHHH!111: and I ejaculated prettily all over!! (AN: C she's nut a pedo!!!11)
When we wur all fuked out, Shmitty Blacksmock stud up and sayd, "Sauran you must go find da gate to the netherworld!!!11 All of Genshoko's spring is gong dere! And stup da theiv huz short and has a swrod, she;'s a fukin looser human n she4 sux! Kill her hard ok!?"
Den Shitty Handcock disappeard into da snow!!!1 I stod dere for a min.................. And I startd walking to da Forest of Magic!!