>Place our order: A lot of pork-fried rice, a little miso soup on the side for variety. And water, to keep the costs down. Be friendly and courteous, there's nothign unusual going on here, so let's reassure the server of that.
>Once ordering is dealt with, quietly tally it all up in our head so that we don't have sticker shock when the bill comes.
>Afterward: "That is impressive. So they never play pranks on you, or get in your things, or just manage to be a menace in general?"