Author Topic: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition (Read 199009 times)

Massaca · « **Reply #930 on:** July 06, 2012, 06:25:10 AM »

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=22346
Just did Stage 4 of PCB Hard atrociously and played like an absolute f***ing spanner f'ing up basic streaming and having all sorts of crap play.
Entered Stage 4 with 5 lives, 2 bombs. Used 4 lives and 4 bombs on the stage then 3 lives and 4 bombs on the Pris. Sisters.
:colonveeplusalpha:
Oh but I did do Lily White and the very last fairy without an issue >_>

Stage 5 was horrid too but not as bad. Though I can't do Stage 5 anyway.

So basically, f*** me. :colonveeplusalpha: again.
Need to use stage practice for once >_>

Elysia · « **Reply #931 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:07:42 PM »

The moment I close PCB, I do not expect to see a BSOD requiring a force-shutdown. When I reload PCB, I do not expect to see my score.dat wiped out.

Well, you suck, Hourglass.

fondue · « **Reply #932 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:32:24 PM »

Quote from: Malkyrian on July 06, 2012, 01:07:42 PM

The moment I close PCB, I do not expect to see a BSOD requiring a force-shutdown. When I reload PCB, I do not expect to see my score.dat wiped out.

Well, you suck, Hourglass.

Lets all have a moment of silence for that poor score.dat file...
:fail: :fail: :fail:

xForeverFanaticx · « **Reply #933 on:** July 06, 2012, 02:20:18 PM »

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WHY EIKI WHYYYYYYY

AND I STARTED THAT FIGHT WITH AN EXTRA LIFE TT_TT

I WAS GETTING SO MUCH BETTER *sob*

Chuckolator · « **Reply #934 on:** July 06, 2012, 02:21:06 PM »

Quote from: Malkyrian on July 06, 2012, 01:07:42 PM

The moment I close PCB, I do not expect to see a BSOD requiring a force-shutdown. When I reload PCB, I do not expect to see my score.dat wiped out.

Well, you suck, Hourglass.

That sucks, but you should really back it up. This has actually come in handy at least once, about a month ago my TD score.dat got bugged or something and most of the stuff was deleted, but I salvaged almost everything.

http://i.imgur.com/hoBdt.png

BT · « **Reply #935 on:** July 06, 2012, 02:29:24 PM »

Only score.dat lost in any game was my original IN score.dat I don't know why it happens.

I have no name · « **Reply #936 on:** July 06, 2012, 02:39:44 PM »

Perfect midboss Reimu (hard, I want to perfect all bosses on hard now), immediately followed by:
Failing Reimu's last spell with so little health left
Failing Tewi to the first red bullet
Failing Reisen's 2nd nospell by moving up into a bullet
Failing Eirin's first spell by backing into a bullet
Getting Eirin kicked in 6B
Failing all of Kaguya's spells in some retarded way, except her first last spell

Man I suck this morning.

EDIT: So I figured maybe the other games would be nicer.
SA: WHY THE HELL IS DBDB HARDER ON HARD THAN ON LUNATIC, ruined 2 perfects of the whole stage.
Trying to get a decent MarisaB run, double Yuugi death. Screw this game, only higlight was a capture of Okuu's first on hard.

UFO: Ichirin's opener is BS.
Shou's opener is BS.
Murasa's 2nd spell is BS because dark blue bullets on a dark blue background is ew.

chirpy13 · « **Reply #937 on:** July 06, 2012, 05:18:55 PM »

I don't think I need to say anything.

Kip · « **Reply #938 on:** July 06, 2012, 11:14:35 PM »

No.
I was that close.
I had a lot of resources.. well, at least, compared to usual, for Byakuren's fight.
And I actually made it to Byakuren's final spell, albeit, I only had 2 lives and a bomb left.
I was shaking - maybe I could do this! I could just bomb the crap out of her and win!
But then..
I realized that bombing on the last spell didn't deal damage to Byakuren.
And I was like
;_;
So, I died pretty quickly after realizing that unfortunate news.
Then I lost my last life, after using the 2 bombs given when you die with less than 2 bombs in stock already.
And.. that was the end of that particular run.
I was THAT close.
I'm still shaking xD

Darkblizer · « **Reply #939 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:43:34 AM »

9-1 for StB
These hitboxes seem like they have minds of their own
and so that's when I decided I'm not going to 100% StB anymore
or at least, for now, I need a break from StB, I might move on to MoF early

nicholashin · « **Reply #940 on:** July 07, 2012, 05:14:14 AM »

Dying to the easiest final spell in the easiest difficulty in the easiest game in the series which is one of the easiest of its kind at your last life is not funny :ohdear:

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #941 on:** July 07, 2012, 06:56:36 AM »

Quote from: nicholashin on July 07, 2012, 05:14:14 AM

Dying to the easiest final spell in the easiest difficulty in the easiest game in the series which is one of the easiest of its kind at your last life is not funny :ohdear:

And which game was that?

Darkblizer · « **Reply #942 on:** July 07, 2012, 08:48:55 AM »

Oh hell, maybe I'm just having a bad day, I just had a semi-okay hard run right up until I lost my remaining 2 of 3 lives to
Kanako's starting noncard and spellcard, and then halfway through the final life :derp:

BT · « **Reply #943 on:** July 07, 2012, 10:00:52 AM »

I have played UFO Lunatic ~1800 times.

w/ Reimu A:

Rod Sign "Busy Rod" - 149/177
Defense Sign "Pendulum Guard" - 19/62
Monster Train "Spare Umbrella Express Night Carnival" - 1/29

UFO earlygame is so demotivating and bad. I had plenty motivation to grab that clear today. Now, after twenty minutes of restarting, I don't.

BT · « **Reply #944 on:** July 07, 2012, 10:14:28 AM »

I died three times on Ichirin.

e: I died three times between Stage 5 midNazrin and Shou. MY GODDDDD

fondue · « **Reply #945 on:** July 07, 2012, 12:20:17 PM »

UFO Stage 3 and 4 is officially declared a rapist
STOP KILLING ME

Thanuris · « **Reply #946 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:38:35 PM »

Quote from: BT on July 07, 2012, 10:00:52 AM

I have played UFO Lunatic ~1800 times.

w/ Reimu A:

Rod Sign "Busy Rod" - 149/177
Defense Sign "Pendulum Guard" - 19/62
Monster Train "Spare Umbrella Express Night Carnival" - 1/29

UFO earlygame is so demotivating and bad. I had plenty motivation to grab that clear today. Now, after twenty minutes of restarting, I don't.

not enough restarts

BT · « **Reply #947 on:** July 07, 2012, 02:05:50 PM »

>not enough restarts
>1227 and 370 as opposed to my 1880 and 177

:V

Star King · « **Reply #948 on:** July 07, 2012, 04:47:34 PM »

How to Hourglass? I open, for example, th07e.exe and press "Run and Record New Movie", and it says "The game crashed...". I was looking forward to Spell Practice in every Touhou game

I have no name · « **Reply #949 on:** July 07, 2012, 04:50:57 PM »

Quote from: Star King on July 07, 2012, 04:47:34 PM

How to Hourglass? I open, for example, th07e.exe and press "Run and Record New Movie", and it says "The game crashed...". I was looking forward to Spell Practice in every Touhou game

I think it only works on XP.........

Ranko Hoshino · « **Reply #950 on:** July 07, 2012, 05:19:47 PM »

What about Windows XP Compatibility Mode?

fsvgm777 · « **Reply #951 on:** July 07, 2012, 07:22:04 PM »

Odd... PCB works fine for me in Hourglass, even though I'm on Windows 7 x64. UFO, on the other hand, runs at 75 FPS for me in Hourglass for no apparent reason. (it runs normally outside, mind you)

Anyway... While I was attempting to clear 8-6 in DS, an UAC prompt shows up out of complete nowhere. It was the freaking Java updater.

I hate such ways to interrupt a game like this.

(note: I cleared it after several attempts, it's the part about the UAC prompt that made me rage)

Massaca · « **Reply #952 on:** July 07, 2012, 07:51:01 PM »

God fucking damn it. Been up trying to no focus timeout Fujiyama Volcano at 90 fps with Youmu/Yuyu for the last 6 hours and 20-ish minutes and the best I've done is 6 seconds left.
FUCK!
http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=22377

It's now 5:48 AM and I'm dead tired (have been for a while now which is so~ not helping) but it's so damn addictive. Can't believe how hard 90 fps makes it when it wasn't anywhere near this hard before.
Either way, fuck my crappiness

Darkblizer · « **Reply #953 on:** July 07, 2012, 09:13:50 PM »

:colonveeplusalpha:
my reaction to constantly ruining runs on stages 1-3, no matter how well I do the bullets always seem to magically go exactly where I don't want them to be
I think I should just stop trying for a while, there's no doubt that I can do Hard mode, but for some reason I've been extremely clumsy or unlucky
the past few days

Star King · « **Reply #954 on:** July 07, 2012, 10:04:44 PM »

Never mind about Hourglass, I figured it out, and it was something really dumb too. I pasted the actual program onto desktop instead of a shortcut, so it was missing some of the needed files :derp:

Elysia · « **Reply #955 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:11:40 PM »

Damnit.

Why do I have to be so obsessive? Can't I just say "this card is terrible" and get on with my damn life?

But no. Because I'm so close to timing out this shit, something just compels me to keep going.

What do I mean by "this shit"? Game of Rising.

Hey let's make a card where the player is forced to constantly take advantage of bubble and metal fatigue hitboxes in order to survive (and sometimes it really seems like they magically expand their hitboxes when they feel like pissing me off). Then let's box the player into a tiny space so they can't move away from the danger zones. And let's make everything practically impossible to SEE!

For fuck's sake, Charming Siege is less stupid than this. What the hell was ZUN thinking on this one? I mean, what, was he sober or something?

Tsym · « **Reply #956 on:** July 08, 2012, 02:45:25 AM »

Wow IN and PCB Lunatic have nothing on MoF. I've been clipped more times than I can count, and often times I can't even tell HOW I'm getting clipped. The abundance of stupid popcorn and diamond bullets is just driving me insane. I've gotten so paranoid that I bomb the instant I see small gaps, but even that doesn't stop the clipping from just ruining my day. Gosh the spell card design in MoF feels so different from PCB and IN too. Sigh this lunatic is going to take a while... A long while...

Darkblizer · « **Reply #957 on:** July 08, 2012, 03:55:04 AM »

Quote from: Tsym on July 08, 2012, 02:45:25 AM

Wow IN and PCB Lunatic have nothing on MoF. I've been clipped more times than I can count, and often times I can't even tell HOW I'm getting clipped. The abundance of stupid popcorn and diamond bullets is just driving me insane. I've gotten so paranoid that I bomb the instant I see small gaps, but even that doesn't stop the clipping from just ruining my day. Gosh the spell card design in MoF feels so different from PCB and IN too. Sigh this lunatic is going to take a while... A long while...

oh my god

I thought it was just me and my bad luck ; _;

I'm only playing on hard but I die all over the place, and while I was able to do PCB's hard mode in one try and do IN hard with like 4 lives left, the only way I was able to beat hard was to bomb literally everything

Ridley 64 · « **Reply #958 on:** July 08, 2012, 04:33:43 AM »

MarisaB for the SA scoring challenge? I've never used her that much, but let's see what kind of score I can get on Normal.

*fails to clear Stage 5*

:colonveeplusalpha:

Byaaakuren · « **Reply #959 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:48:07 AM »

Welp, that was a bad SA run, on Normal. I'm pretty sure I bombed right before those things hit me